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    mimi dlcmimi dlc Posts: 13,423
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    The answer, my friend, is:

    "Blowin' In The Wind". :cool:

    Tooty- frutti?

    Oom-pah-pah?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,279
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    Well, I don't know about preventing it; I find women love it when I blow as much air in as I can, and then let it out slowly (think of when you make that squeaky noise with a balloon).
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    mimi dlcmimi dlc Posts: 13,423
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    Rowdy wrote: »
    Well, I don't know about preventing it; I find women love it when I blow as much air in as I can, and then let it out slowly (think of when you make that squeaky noise with a balloon).

    I think if you google this, you will find this is a risky practice and can cause an air embolus

    Edit- I *think* you were joking and now have this vision of a woman flying roundthe bedroom like a released balloon!:D
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    Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    My flapper is very petitie and youthful thank you :D

    Is it really size related? Seriously? I hope not :eek:

    Better get a private inspection done then!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,279
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    mimi dlc wrote: »
    I think if you google this, you will find this is a risky practice and can cause an air embolus

    Edit- I *think* you were joking and now have this vision of a woman flying roundthe bedroom like a released balloon!:D
    Wow! I bet you're great fun at parties.......
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,562
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    Hey all

    Just to let you know I have just spent a healthy afternoon with my new man and my vagina was very much 'seen and not heard'. Much fun has been had :D

    Thank you all for sharing in this experience with me. It's been wonderful. And if I do have a vaginal FART in future rest assured I will be thinking of each and every one of you as it happens. May even do one for each of you :D

    X
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    Hey all

    Just to let you know I have just spent a healthy afternoon with my new man and my vagina was very much 'seen and not heard'. Much fun has been had :D

    Thank you all for sharing in this experience with me. It's been wonderful. And if I do have a vaginal FART in future rest assured I will be thinking of each and every one of you as it happens. May even do one for each of you :D

    X

    i hope you've taken a shower
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    fredsterfredster Posts: 31,802
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    Hey all

    Just to let you know I have just spent a healthy afternoon with my new man and my vagina was very much 'seen and not heard'. Much fun has been had :D

    Thank you all for sharing in this experience with me. It's been wonderful. And if I do have a vaginal FART in future rest assured I will be thinking of each and every one of you as it happens. May even do one for each of you :D

    X

    So glad to hear it! Your first sentence made me laugh so much, thanks for that!!:)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,459
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    Hey all

    Just to let you know I have just spent a healthy afternoon with my new man and my vagina was very much 'seen and not heard'. Much fun has been had :D

    Thank you all for sharing in this experience with me. It's been wonderful. And if I do have a vaginal FART in future rest assured I will be thinking of each and every one of you as it happens. May even do one for each of you :D

    X
    I wonder who else had a love making session today? :p
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,562
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    i hope you've taken a shower

    No, I'm just basking in the flush of new romance and my own juices at the moment........................

    Sorry, that was disgusting :D:D
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Oh dear, vaginas do that during sex? :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,459
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    No, I'm just basking in the flush of new romance and my own juices at the moment........................

    Sorry, that was disgusting :D:D
    What about his juice? ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,459
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    i have never been with a women, so i wouldnt know this sound, but it if you both can laugh, its a good thing :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,565
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    Playing the 1812 overture with cannon's would cover up any future events courtney. :D
    Glad you had a dirty hot afternoon though and "came" away reassured. :D
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    Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    Hey all

    Just to let you know I have just spent a healthy afternoon with my new man and my vagina was very much 'seen and not heard'. Much fun has been had :D

    Thank you all for sharing in this experience with me. It's been wonderful. And if I do have a vaginal FART in future rest assured I will be thinking of each and every one of you as it happens. May even do one for each of you :D

    X


    *mumbles at courtney*

    Well at least someone's getting some......:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,562
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    Thanks all :D

    Wasn't bragging about my afternoon of wild passion, just wanted to show that there is life after varts......
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    HotgossipHotgossip Posts: 22,385
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    Courtney - well, I disagree with the posts claiming it is something to do with your "technique".

    You are totally relaxed with this guy and your body is "ready" for him;) You are like a flower opening for him.:)
    I'm sure he can tell how good it is for you but it wouldn't hurt to remind him. Have fun!
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    slipstream42slipstream42 Posts: 2,963
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    Good ol fanny farts ;) in my experience its only been when your going at it like Duracell rabbits, it dont bother me if a girl lets one rip when we are doing it, its only natural and like all blokes say "better out than in" it is true though! holding it in just makes you feel really bad so you need to let it go.

    If your BF wasnt bothered by it then I dont see a problem
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    wildmovieguywildmovieguy Posts: 8,342
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    Do they smell fishy?
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    jswift909jswift909 Posts: 11,360
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    I don't see where anyone has mentioned lubricant. Does that make a difference?

    What lubricant do people use? KY (traditional), or Liquid Silk? (or is that just a homo thing?)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,562
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    Do they smell fishy?

    They don't smell! Its not an actual fart, just sounds very much like one.

    However if you are a good clean girl and have a wash you shouldnt smell like that anyway :D
    jswift909 wrote: »
    I don't see where anyone has mentioned lubricant. Does that make a difference?

    What lubricant do people use? KY (traditional), or Liquid Silk? (or is that just a homo thing?)

    The wetter the more it seems to cause a problem actually.......I guess he should take it as a compliment :D
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    damianswifedamianswife Posts: 1,205
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    <slap slap slap squelch parp>:o
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    slipstream42slipstream42 Posts: 2,963
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    If it dont smell then there surely isnt a prob, he would soon stop if you farted out of your back end :D lol
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,459
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    <slap slap slap squelch parp>:o

    is that why its called rumpy pumpy ?
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    Nia70Nia70 Posts: 573
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    Am I the only female who is clenching like crazy as she reads this thread?

    Please tell me I'm not ... ? :o

    No you are not the only one ;)

    OP, very funny thread ty :D

    Least it wasn't a "bottom burp", while he was down there. I really shouldn't worry at all, good luck in your new relationship X
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