I was thinking that. If the task included coming onto DS rather than twitter I bet Steven would immediately go in search of his appreciation thread.
Does he have one BTW?
I don't think he has one , but he has polled 3 votes in the favourite housemate poll scoring 0.44% of the vote, though these could be joke or pity votes
I don't thinkhe has one , but he has polled 3 votes in the favourite housemate poll scoring 0.44% of the vote, though these could be joke or pity votes
Actually he might be a bit of a phenomenon. I can't remember a HM that apparently no posters like but gets very little 'airtime' on DS. He has had very few threads and those he has had tend to be about the Kimberley thing.
I remember years ago being given a little pep talk by an older, wiser person when I was upset that some acquaintances were talking behind my back. This person pointed out that I shouldn't worry too much about being talked about. The time to worry is when you are not being talked about.
There is something very creepy about him.... he is so self-assured but in the most conceited unattractive way possible and has eyes like Jabba the Hutt. And when he said to Kimberley 'open it' I felt bile rise from my stomach and leave a bit of sick in my mouth. He makes me shudder and want to vom.
Not at all........and unfortunately my dislike is coloured by someone with the same name.........older but they could be brothers they look so alike...........he was a smooth talking conman........liar, cheat, and unfortunately married to a friend of mine.........
No, God no. Ash is attractive, physically and Marlon in a certain light isn't too bad. Matthew had a wispy attractiveness to him and Christopher has got absolutely stunning eyes. But 'tis slim pickin's. If Ash was any way bearable - but he's awful.
Steven is so dorky it's astonishing. Did he say last night that someone 'earned my nomination' or somesuch nonsense? And the time he was instructing the viewers to make him the next power housemate.
It's a mark of Kim's 'intelligence' (*cough* disingenuine *cough*) that she seems to agree with his opinion of himself.
as a straight man I've asked myself the question if I was a woman would I find Steven attractive?
putting aside his pathetic egotistical repulsive personality, I've tried to view him purely from a physical standpoint, but I'm perplexed as to what Kimberley is attracted to.
He's chubby, dumpy, ugly, gormless and there's something very skin-crawlingly creepy about him that I can't quite put my finger on - maybe I'm finding it difficult to separate his personality from physicality, but seeing his close-ups in bed, just made me think that if I were Kim I would be feeling literally nauseous being pressed up against him. Just gross
plus since he used to be obese he probably has mucho loose skin which we haven't seen becuase he won't take his top off
No no no no no - He reminds me of a slimy car salesman that sells insurance as a sideline - What went on between him and Kim last night was the final straw- he has no respect for her partaking in a sexual act in a room full of people , surrounded by tv cameras, she may have been a willing participant but it was grubby viewing
I don't think he has one , but he has polled 3 votes in the favourite housemate poll scoring 0.44% of the vote, though these could be joke or pity votes
as a straight man I've asked myself the question if I was a woman would I find Steven attractive?
putting aside his pathetic egotistical repulsive personality, I've tried to view him purely from a physical standpoint, but I'm perplexed as to what Kimberley is attracted to.
He's chubby, dumpy, ugly, gormless and there's something very skin-crawlingly creepy about him that I can't quite put my finger on - maybe I'm finding it difficult to separate his personality from physicality, but seeing his close-ups in bed, just made me think that if I were Kim I would be feeling literally nauseous being pressed up against him. Just gross
plus since he used to be obese he probably has mucho loose skin which we haven't seen becuase he won't take his top off
:D:D:D Brilliant you put everything i have been thinking about him , the horrendous green vest he wears is a reminder just what his body used to be like wearing that thing!!!You did forget his "frog eyes" though that is the only thing you missed out on all the rest was spot on.
He is to me easily the most unattractive male in the house this year, both in looks and personality, and he makes my skin crawl.
If he was the last man on earth, I would rather be single/celibate for the rest of my life than go near that thing.
as a straight man I've asked myself the question if I was a woman would I find Steven attractive?
putting aside his pathetic egotistical repulsive personality, I've tried to view him purely from a physical standpoint, but I'm perplexed as to what Kimberley is attracted to.
He's chubby, dumpy, ugly, gormless and there's something very skin-crawlingly creepy about him that I can't quite put my finger on - maybe I'm finding it difficult to separate his personality from physicality, but seeing his close-ups in bed, just made me think that if I were Kim I would be feeling literally nauseous being pressed up against him. Just gross
plus since he used to be obese he probably has mucho loose skin which we haven't seen becuase he won't take his top off
He's the least attractive man in there, physically and otherwise - and that's saying something! - there's just something about him that puts me right off. Have a feeling he has a body to match too. Kim has had a lobotomy, surely. Eeuw.
I think he's quite good looking facially personally... His personality totally ruins it though, everything about it is cringey/awful/repulsive, and I don't imagine he has the best body
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I don't think he has one
Actually he might be a bit of a phenomenon. I can't remember a HM that apparently no posters like but gets very little 'airtime' on DS. He has had very few threads and those he has had tend to be about the Kimberley thing.
I remember years ago being given a little pep talk by an older, wiser person when I was upset that some acquaintances were talking behind my back. This person pointed out that I shouldn't worry too much about being talked about. The time to worry is when you are not being talked about.
We need a Steven 'Open It!" meme with a close up of his fingers stuck in his nostrils.
..on the other hand
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Steven is so dorky it's astonishing.
It's a mark of Kim's 'intelligence' (*cough* disingenuine *cough*) that she seems to agree with his opinion of himself.
*sharp intake of breath*
You take that back!
Simon Le Bon was absolutely beautiful when he was 23.
Steven is a jacket spud stuffed into jeans, with an objectionable personality to boot.
putting aside his pathetic egotistical repulsive personality, I've tried to view him purely from a physical standpoint, but I'm perplexed as to what Kimberley is attracted to.
He's chubby, dumpy, ugly, gormless and there's something very skin-crawlingly creepy about him that I can't quite put my finger on - maybe I'm finding it difficult to separate his personality from physicality, but seeing his close-ups in bed, just made me think that if I were Kim I would be feeling literally nauseous being pressed up against him. Just gross
plus since he used to be obese he probably has mucho loose skin which we haven't seen becuase he won't take his top off
Even more sharper (I think my auto correct was watching last nights show, it keeps trying to make sharper into shagger ) intake of my breath.
You take that back - a jacket spud is one of my favourite comfort foods.
Steven is an over-boiled cabbage without any seasoning stuffed into jeans with an objectionable personality to boot.
Extraordinary isn't it? Nobody seems to like him and even worse nobody can be arsed even to bitch about him.
I stand corrected.
No - that was Mum Dad & Nanna
If he was the last man on earth, I would rather be single/celibate for the rest of my life than go near that thing.
Yore just jellus 'cos 'e's fit >:(
Nah - you're spot on