Your favourite quotes of the series

SegaGamerSegaGamer Posts: 29,074
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What was your favourite quotes of the series ?

Here's a few of mine

Sam talking about Dexter - "Going in a boy, coming out a bell end"

Dexter talking about Callum - "If you f**k with me, i'll do you"

Sam nominating Gina - "Do you want some face with that makeup"

Sam nominating Dexter - "He's so rude he would make an onion cry"

Dexter to Callum "Can you put the knife down"
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  • Steph_CuckowSteph_Cuckow Posts: 539
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    SegaGamer wrote: »
    What was your favourite quotes of the series ?

    Here's a few of mine

    Sam talking about Dexter - "Going in a boy, coming out a bell end"

    Dexter talking about Callum - "If you f**k with me, i'll do you"

    Sam nominating Gina - "Do you want some face with that makeup"

    Sam nominating Dexter - "He's so rude he would make an onion cry"

    Dexter to Callum "Can you put the knife down"

    All these n tbh all Sams jokes as i understood them hehe
  • daniellehdanielleh Posts: 7,852
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    "...like Lord Farquaad from Shrek"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,653
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    Got to be Callum's soaring speech for me, just genius for all the wrong reasons :D
  • ArcanaArcana Posts: 37,521
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  • HiMyNameIsHiMyNameIs Posts: 1,785
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    Gina and Sallie - 'You look like a prostitute!' 'LOOK AT YOU, AND YOUR PRIMARK SHOES!' :D

    Jemima - 'MY DAUGHTER DIED IN FRONT OF ME!' :confused::D:rolleyes:

    Gina and Hazel - 'Why are you such a b**ch?' ' Because I was born that way baby!'

    Gina and Hazel - 'Who's your least favourite housemate?' 'Hazel, Hazel, Hazel!' :D

    Sallie to Dexter - 'You look like a snake! Every time I look at you I'm going to go ssssssssss'
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,653
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    Almost forgot about Gina's, "Skidmark on society" :eek::D
  • DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,646
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    Dan : BUT SHE DIDN'T DIE !!!!!!

    Dexter : Help! I'm locked in the storeroom!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,871
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    SegaGamer wrote: »
    Dexter to Callum "Can you put the knife down"

    I missed this one but I can imagine it :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,653
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    Dan to everyone, "I knew it!!!"
  • SegaGamerSegaGamer Posts: 29,074
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    eddeva wrote: »
    I missed this one but I can imagine it :)

    It happened on the best episode of the series for me, this episode also featured Sam and Callum's crazy dancing, and the HM's talking about how annoying the triangle was :D
  • sward669sward669 Posts: 621
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    Hazel, cause I was born that way baby
    dan, she didnt die. Shes still alive
    Dexter, im locked in the store room
    callum, soar charley Travers soarrrrr
    hazel, theres only going to be one tit left in the room when im done

    plenty more im sure
  • ryanr554ryanr554 Posts: 4,013
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    Dexter: Sams a nice lad but I'm more interesting clipping my toenails

    Wolfy: If I have any more gunge in my ****ing vagina

    Sallie: Your cheese will curdle
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,871
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    SegaGamer wrote: »
    It happened on the best episode of the series for me, this episode also featured Sam and Callum's crazy dancing, and the HM's talking about how annoying the triangle was :D

    this must NEVER happen again!
    next year you're in charge of warning me when there's been a funny bit! we might even be on the same side :)
  • SelenaSelena Posts: 29,591
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    Callum nominating Dexter

    "It should be illegal to talk so much bullsh*t"
  • SegaGamerSegaGamer Posts: 29,074
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    Selena wrote: »
    Callum nominating Dexter

    "It should be illegal to talk so much bullsh*t"

    I like how he started his nomination

    "I think he should be arrested" :D:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,112
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    "Look at you with your cheap Primark shoes!"

    Gina to Sallie.
  • valdvald Posts: 46,057
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    Wolfy; I want to thank my public.....death wish

    Dexter: Mmm, nice biscuits.....therapy stopper.
  • AvidianAvidian Posts: 6,048
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    Jemima to Wolfy: "What do you have written on your toes? I....want....It..aly?"

    :D
  • anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    Sam saying to Gina that he wouldn't come between her and her boy friend . TOP delusional comment for many years.
  • mrsmoosemrsmoose Posts: 2,090
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    Jackie :Charlies grandmother died in front of her
    Jemima: MY DAUGHTER DIED IN FRONT OF ME!
    Jackie" WELL CHARLIES GRANDMOTHER DIED ON TOP OF HER!"

    It was like some weird tragedy contest
  • hisdogspothisdogspot Posts: 23,348
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    Callum to Dexter ... "You said you would bend me over and stick it in me"
  • ericiskingericisking Posts: 741
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    Jack (or Joe) "I'm only giving the public what they want"

    Joe (or Jack) "What, a moany fat kid ?"
  • Vicky.Vicky. Posts: 5,948
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    Dexter when falling over '**** my arse' :o

    Sames nomination of Gina 'would you like some face with that makeup'

    'Put the knife down'

    'You said' *disgusted look* 'I will bend you over, and STICK IT IN you' and the whole convo of that actually...how it all evolved from mental metaphors to threats of anal rape :D

    Michael 'Oh **** off Sallie'. Was the way he said it

    'Your daughter didnt die, SHES ALIVE!!!' :D:D:D
  • Brutal TruthBrutal Truth Posts: 559
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    Callum's attempt to seduce Charlie "...You've got a face for radio"
  • XtraaaXtraaa Posts: 769
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    HiMyNameIs wrote: »
    Gina and Sallie - 'You look like a prostitute!' 'LOOK AT YOU, AND YOUR PRIMARK SHOES!' :D

    Jemima - 'MY DAUGHTER DIED IN FRONT OF ME!' :confused::D:rolleyes:
    Almost forgot about Gina's, "Skidmark on society" :eek::D
    Dan : BUT SHE DIDN'T DIE !!!!!!
    mrsmoose wrote: »
    Jackie :Charlies grandmother died in front of her
    Jemima: MY DAUGHTER DIED IN FRONT OF ME!
    Jackie" WELL CHARLIES GRANDMOTHER DIED ON TOP OF HER!"

    These were the funniest :D:D:D
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