A couple of my mates wolf their food down and are forever "gulping" like an impulsive something or other where their chin / neck impulsively contract. They just don't chew stuff enough but when you say that to them they swear blind that's not the case, and then they go on to complain about acid reflux and stuff like that.
A couple of my mates wolf their food down and are forever "gulping" like an impulsive something or other where their chin / neck impulsively contract. They just don't chew stuff enough but when you say that to them they swear blind that's not the case, and then they go on to complain about acid reflux and stuff like that.
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The more the merrier, I'd say.
On a serious note, I can't see how eating fast can cause farts, given how long it takes food to make its way through your intestines.
I can see how gulping your food might cause burping (due to swallowing air), but not farting.
Sorry, that's not helpful. Like a brain fart, or something.
So much more satisfying that a stomach rumble or a burp.
Fill your pants with cotton wool and sprinkle talc over the top, Voilla!! it contains the sound and may reduce the smell a wee bit:D
It should be looked at by the Ministry of Defence.
So absolutely nothing to do with farting then.
Talking through our arses
Well thank you indeed. I do think it is worth serious scientific research. Balls to my dissertation i might make this my lifes work!
Hahahah now that is class! Even though i will hate you at 3 in the morning as it will be going around in my head now! :mad:
*sniggers*
Ha! you may laugh now, but I bet just like I , you will have that going around your head in the early hours of the morning!!:D