EastEnders Lauren to sabotage Tanyas wedding

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,177
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    Why would she do this? Doesn't make sense :confused:
  • polkadottydresspolkadottydress Posts: 2,174
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    Scrabbler wrote: »
    It was a jokey suggestion cos Lauren tried to kill her dad.

    Yawn at this storyline. She's the bew Ben Mitchell.

    Exactly! She does the same thing over and over again just different circumstances. YAWN.
  • HarloweHarlowe Posts: 20,005
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    laura:) wrote: »
    Why would she do this? Doesn't make sense :confused:

    Maybe they find out about her and Joey and put a stop to it.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    And I wrongly thought Oh The Lauren and Joey Story line good ..are we going to see her grow up a bit ..Nooo chance .Others have had it worse in life than her ..I just do not GET it

    I don't get it either, nor do I WANT to get it. I no longer care about her storing off, getting wasted and blaming others for her actions. I'm fed up of her lying, scheming, blackmailing, and her general, lazy, self-entitled demeanor.
  • HarloweHarlowe Posts: 20,005
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    She's been around drink all her life so naturally she's goint to drink...

    ...however I am going to hold all the sh!te she pulls against her because there's a difference to being influenced by alcohol and being a spiteful little b***h. And that's what she is. By contrast look at Abi.

    They made her like that deliberately she is messed up and on the self destruct mode on purpose, Abi is different for a reason she the one who has potential to succeed and is less influenced by whats happened.
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    Harlowe wrote: »
    They made her like that deliberately she is messed up and on the self destruct mode on purpose, Abi is different for a reason she the one who has potential to succeed and is less influenced by whats happened.

    No, she feels self-entitled regardless of being in self-destruct mode. She's a nasty person, drunk or sober, whether her folks are happy and settled or setting the house on fire.

    In short, whatever happens around her, she's still a selfish, self-entitled, horrible person.
  • HarloweHarlowe Posts: 20,005
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    No, she feels self-entitled regardless of being in self-destruct mode. She's a nasty person, drunk or sober, whether her folks are happy and settled or setting the house on fire.

    In short, whatever happens around her, she's still a selfish, self-entitled, horrible person.

    Pretty much everyone on the square has been that one way or another.
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    I don't get it either, nor do I WANT to get it. I no longer care about her storing off, getting wasted and blaming others for her actions. I'm fed up of her lying, scheming, blackmailing, and her general, lazy, self-entitled demeanor.

    Spot on.

    I feel like she gets off with alot on forums (until lately anyway) because the actress so incredibly pretty? If she was butt ugly and fat I wonder how Lauren would be perceived?
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    Harlowe wrote: »
    Pretty much everyone on the square has been that one way or another.

    Yes, and we comment on them too...why is Lauren the exception in that case?
    lotty27 wrote: »
    Spot on.

    I feel like she gets off with alot on forums (until lately anyway) because the actress so incredibly pretty? If she was butt ugly and fat I wonder how Lauren would be perceived?

    Indeed, I've actually seen people say they don't care what she does, simply because she's pretty.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    I'll put myself forward for that job! ;):D

    lol ..
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,177
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    Harlowe wrote: »
    Maybe they find out about her and Joey and put a stop to it.

    I was thinking this, but I don't know how they would go about doing that considering they are both adults. Mind you, it is Eastenders and anything could happen. I have a feeling it is related to Joey though. Maybe Max forces him to leave somehow?
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    Yes, and we comment on them too...why is Lauren the exception in that case?



    Indeed, I've actually seen people say they don't care what she does, simply because she's pretty.

    She isn't, I said she was selfish but there is a lot more too it then she just a nasty person who blames everyone.
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    Harlowe wrote: »
    She isn't, I said she was selfish but there is a lot more too it then she just a nasty person who blames everyone.

    There is a lot more to her drinking, not her personality. And unlike Lucy (nowadays, not historically), Whitney, Joey, Alice, Poppy & Tyler, she has no qualms about sponging off her parents, then, for example, this happens:

    (Script Peek)

    On Tv: 19th November

    Lauren: You know, all my Dad gives me is grief…

    Joey: And food… And clothes… And hot water, Internet access, little telly in your room…

    Ungrateful. If I were her age and still living with my folks I'd be a lot more grateful they hadn't chucked me out.
  • maggiekmaggiek Posts: 2,810
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    No, she feels self-entitled regardless of being in self-destruct mode. She's a nasty person, drunk or sober, whether her folks are happy and settled or setting the house on fire.

    In short, whatever happens around her, she's still a selfish, self-entitled, horrible person.

    You've said it and have said it well!!!!!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,133
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    Lauren needs a job quick to give her some purpose in life, a reason to get out of bed in a morning.
    Shes just drifting along , quite happy to do bugger all . Max and Tanya must be paying for her make-up and nice clothes. She always looks well groomed :D
    She certainly is interesting thats for sure but the writers are doing their best to make her unlikeable to the viewers.
    I hope she sorts herself out !
    Maybe Lucy could get her doing a couple of shifts , but Lauren would probs consider that beneath her
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    There is a lot more to her drinking, not her personality. And unlike Lucy (nowadays, not historically), Whitney, Joey, Alice, Poppy & Tyler, she has no qualms about sponging off her parents, then, for example, this happens:

    (Script Peek)

    On Tv: 19th November

    Lauren: You know, all my Dad gives me is grief…

    Joey: And food… And clothes… And hot water, Internet access, little telly in your room…

    Ungrateful. If I were her age and still living with my folks I'd be a lot more grateful they hadn't chucked me out.

    This. I go and visit my mum every two weeks or so (at the weekends) from uni - most of the time I live in a house with friends and we all have to contribute to bills via jobs (a foriegn concept to Lauren). On the days in the week where I don't have to a lecture or a class, that's a work day. By contrast, Lauren quit Sixth-Form and has a nice life living off of mummy and daddy.
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    Maybe Saint Tanya will scrap the wedding because of Lauren and join the Sainthood instead :cool:.
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    As for Lauren, she should be dragged onto the Jeremy Vile Show and be verbally battered. That should do the trick :).
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    As for Lauren, she should be dragged onto the Jeremy Vile Show and verbally battered. That should do the trick :).

    Nowt wrong with Jezza show , best thing on TV :eek::D
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    As for Lauren, she should be dragged onto the Jeremy Vile Show and verbally battered. That should do the trick :).

    LOL:D

    The whole Branning family need to go on that show! Can you imagine how Jeremy Vile would treat Tanya? LOL!
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    As for Lauren, she should be dragged onto the Jeremy Vile Show and be verbally battered. That should do the trick :).

    Haha Jeremy Vile :D

    We could have her on there with Joey, with Derek and Tanya having a slagging match as Joey sits there with his mouth hanging open and Lauren passing out after downing a bottle of vodka.
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    Haha Jeremy Vile :D

    We could have her on there with Joey, with Derek and Tanya having a slagging match as Joey sits there with his mouth hanging open and Lauren passing out after downing a bottle of vodka.

    Hahaha!:D

    There are some hilarious pictures of this on the *infamous blog* ;) Cracked me up!
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    Hahaha!:D

    There are some hilarious pictures of this on the *infamous blog* ;) Cracked me up!

    Lol :D:D
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    klendathu wrote: »
    Nowt wrong with Jezza show , best thing on TV

    Haha :D

    LOL

    The whole Branning family need to go on that show! Can you imagine how Jeremy Vile would treat Tanya? LOL!

    Lol Tanya would be in tears after 10 seconds. Jeremy will be like, "You tried to bury your own husband and you sit here taking the moral high ground??!!! GET OUTTA MY STUDIO, LOVE!!!" :mad: :D

    Forget Tanya though, imagine how Jeremy Vile would treat Cack Branning? They'd have to do a DNA test for all of Cack's countless children spread across East London :eek:. It would be a feature-length episode :cool:. I can imagine Jeremy telling Cack off about contraception lol, "Have you never heard of a condom you complete waste of space??!! How can you sit here blaming your imprisoned wife for piercing holes in your condoms??!! Fact is, you're a walking penis who can't keep it in your pants!!!" :D


    maurice45 wrote: »
    Haha Jeremy Vile

    We could have her on there with Joey, with Derek and Tanya having a slagging match as Joey sits there with his mouth hanging open and Lauren passing out after downing a bottle of vodka.

    LOL :D. Yeah, Tadpole would sit there with his mouth open and ends up swallowing a bee and dying on stage :).
    Derek will give a tedious speech about faaaaamily and then be promptly told to shut up by Jeremy Vile :D.
    Meanwhile, Max will try to sneak off the stage to shag a Stacey lookalike in the audience :cool:.
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    Haha :D




    Lol Tanya would be in tears after 10 seconds. Jeremy will be like, "You tried to bury your own husband and you sit here taking the moral high ground??!!! GET OUTTA MY STUDIO, LOVE!!!" :mad: :D

    Forget Tanya though, imagine how Jeremy Vile would treat Cack Branning? They'd have to do a DNA test for all of Cack's countless children spread across East London :eek:. It would be a feature-length episode :cool:. I can imagine Jeremy telling Cack off about contraception lol, "Have you never heard of a condom you complete waste of space??!! How can you sit here blaming your imprisoned wife for piercing holes in your condoms??!! Fact is, you're a walking penis who can't keep it in your pants!!!" :D





    LOL :D. Yeah, Tadpole would sit there with his mouth open and ends up swallowing a bee and dying on stage :).
    Derek will give a tedious speech about faaaaamily and then be told to shut up by Jeremy Vile :D.
    Meanwhile, Max will try to sneak off the stage to shag a Stacey lookalike in the audience :cool:.

    Haha!!

    Jeremy Vile will be so fed up with the Brannings he'll just get up and say "screw this, I quit" and walk off

    I can imagine Carol standing on stage saying "erm, excuse me Jeremy, where do you think you're going?!" while Derek shouts "yeah, you just keep on walking or you'll end up like David Wicks"
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