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101 things you've learnt from The Apprentice

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    TouristaTourista Posts: 14,338
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    #52. Cooking sausages on an old tin really does not work well.
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    LaurieMarlowLaurieMarlow Posts: 5,003
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    #53. That biscuits are not the new popcorn
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    Sherlock_HolmesSherlock_Holmes Posts: 6,882
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    TXF0429 wrote: »
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    No Way! How can you not like Lucinda!

    Don´t forget junior Zoe......that is two strikes against the beret ;)


    #54. Verbal abuse towards a colleague is ok, but only if they are not on your team (and you don´t what the hell you are talking about)
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    Sally7Sally7 Posts: 1,843
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    #55 That it's acceptable to eat all the pies.....provided they are undersized and overpriced and served in a swanky eco- friendly recycled carboard box:p .
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    ShrikeShrike Posts: 16,607
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    #56 Sandalwood oil is considerably more expensive than Cedarwood oil.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 129
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    Ask for nigella seeds using the phonetic alphabet - "November. India. Golf. Echo. Lima. Lima. Alpha." - and you'll probably be told to foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo, oscar, foxtrot, foxtrot.
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    sausagesandwichsausagesandwich Posts: 2,593
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    #57
    The French, although they really love our factory processed blocks of tasteless cheese, somehow have this crazy preference for their own, locally produced, fresh fromages
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    penelopesimpsonpenelopesimpson Posts: 14,909
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    Purple eyeshadow suits no-one
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 37
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    #60
    That dressing up in Olympian garb wont necessarily win you the task.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 139
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    If you're naming something, check first that you fully understand the word before you send to print.
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    StratusSphereStratusSphere Posts: 2,813
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    tommy vercetti wrote: »
    I learned what a 'Cloche' is.

    Lol!

    I learned that the camera not only adds ten pounds, it can make a short man appear of average height!
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    StratusSphereStratusSphere Posts: 2,813
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    sausagesandwich wrote: »
    #57
    The French, although they really love our factory processed blocks of tasteless cheese, somehow have this crazy preference for their own, locally produced, fresh fromages

    I heard they also like their children! And they drive cars!
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    unclekevounclekevo Posts: 20,749
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    That East-Europeans blow their load on being 'eento fashion'
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    vixyvicvixyvic Posts: 13,490
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    #65
    It's not always good to dance in your pants.
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    spikerspiker Posts: 319
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    The word 'acumen'.
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    Millie MuppetMillie Muppet Posts: 6,853
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    That Edinburgh University isn't what it used to be. :D

    That Alan Sugar started his business selling stuff out the back of a van. :sleep:
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    iamsofirediamsofired Posts: 13,054
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    60% of the show is just sprouting BS and using business buzz words.
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    rubberduck3y6rubberduck3y6 Posts: 18,676
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    That 'choreography' is a lot like directing.
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    uzzybuzzyuzzybuzzy Posts: 2,949
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    That you need to have a STRATEGY!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    # 70 that incredibly LS will not invest his pot of money in a 'not for profit' business because he likes a profit.
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    spanglystevespanglysteve Posts: 1,463
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    # 71 Apparently the Thames is only the second longest river in London
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    penelopesimpsonpenelopesimpson Posts: 14,909
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    That there are cave men living in the north of England answering to the name of Adam.
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    spanglystevespanglysteve Posts: 1,463
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    # 72 Big Ben is apparently 20 diameters in width
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    Rotsea RoverRotsea Rover Posts: 1,954
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    #73 Getting a scholarship to Sandhurst doesn't sound impressive if repeated constantly
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    Hobbes1966Hobbes1966 Posts: 5,371
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    If someone tells you it's a two minute walk to some nearby shops, don't believe them!
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