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What award would you give Zoe if you could?

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    bingoesbingoes Posts: 4,378
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    The Pete Burns Fellowship Award 'Your'e insincere to the point of nausea' - Goes to Zoe Birket
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    marie67marie67 Posts: 1,539
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    good first impression but over you now award
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 659
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    She can have my 1978 Junior Barn Dance (Yorkshire Division) Award. It was a long time ago and I never kept it up.
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    ZentonZenton Posts: 883
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    Gurning face and stupid trouser wearing award
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    feckitfeckit Posts: 4,303
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    Token Geordie Award.

    Whats the difference between a kangaroo and kangaroot?
    One is an Australian marsupial, the other is Zoe stuck in a lift
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,612
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    Miss Too Enthusiastic to be Real award :)
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    SpiritedAwaySpiritedAway Posts: 10,286
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    The fairy princess award because she is reminiscent of a precocious six year old girl who goes around in a tutu and wings with a wand insisting that you look at her.
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    BonniekiltyBonniekilty Posts: 2,098
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    feckit wrote: »
    Token Geordie Award.

    Whats the difference between a kangaroo and kangaroot?
    One is an Australian marsupial, the other is Zoe stuck in a lift
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    Lou17Lou17 Posts: 30,900
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    I've always liked how, but even for me she's being way out, it's just coming across as desperation to progress.
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    tosha43tosha43 Posts: 353
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    Winner of BB 2014 cos the others are **** wits
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    gilliedewgilliedew Posts: 7,605
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    The cheesiest of cheese award
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    rhizo_maniarhizo_mania Posts: 4,465
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    Col.Kurtz wrote: »
    I still can't remember her from Pop Idol award.


    I did not know who she was as I have never watched Pop Idol, or any other talent type program for that matter.....
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 585
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    The "Haway" Award.

    Yes, please go haway.
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    moagmoag Posts: 2,350
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    In your face award
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    eva_prioreva_prior Posts: 2,509
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    Micro-managed nearest to her soul by her agent, award.
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    cool foolcool fool Posts: 2,247
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    It's the beige phoney pony. Really? We don't care. The head in the hands a la saved in pop idol don't cut it. Dull, dull, dull. Next...
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    annwannw Posts: 2,290
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    Over the top award.
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    Oracles_eyeOracles_eye Posts: 2,696
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    bluefb wrote: »
    Butlins North East Redcoat of the Year Second Runner Up, 2003

    LOL my ex won something similar in 1999.
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    ILoveMyDogILoveMyDog Posts: 26,271
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    Worst earring owner award
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,095
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    The 'Hey look at me folks, I'm already a celebrity and yet I'm mixin' and talkin' with these no-mark peasants and treating them like my equal - just how good am I! .... award.
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