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Buffets - all the food eaten?

CloneClownCloneClown Posts: 6,296
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I have never known of someone having a buffet for a special gathering and all the food being eaten. There is always loads left which in general gets chucked away due to people generally buying far too much. Have you been to a buffet where it has been completely eaten by the guests or perhaps worse the food running out during it!?

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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    Yes, I arranged something the other day with a decent buffet and some awful person was running around demanding biscuits.
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    LibitinaLibitina Posts: 2,430
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    Why are buffets always made up of just brown food? Really puts me off.
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    MargMckMargMck Posts: 24,115
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    Know what you mean OP.
    Those big bowls of congealing coleslaw left untouched while all the chicken legs and breaded prawns vanish always annoy me.
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    AnnieBakerAnnieBaker Posts: 4,266
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    It took me an hour to get up and go to the buffet the other day. By the time I got there, all that was left was some hot cheese, broken slices of cake. half of several sandwiches and bits of parsley all over the tablecloth. Yuk.

    I went back to my table with nothing.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    AnnieBaker wrote: »
    It took me an hour to get up and go to the buffet the other day. By the time I got there, all that was left was some hot cheese, broken slices of cake. half of several sandwiches and bits of parsley all over the tablecloth. Yuk.

    I went back to my table with nothing.

    They probably did you a favour. Just think of all the piss stained nicotine fingers crawling over your baps.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    They probably did you a favour. Just think of all the piss stained nicotine fingers crawling over your baps.

    I SAY. :o I'm not subscribing to YOUR online porn.

    At my mother's funeral, there was loads of food left over. The valiant church ladies had it packed up and bicycled round to the local night shelter in about 10 minutes. I think my mother would have liked that.
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    RAINBOWGIRL22RAINBOWGIRL22 Posts: 24,459
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    AnnieBaker wrote: »
    It took me an hour to get up and go to the buffet the other day. By the time I got there, all that was left was some hot cheese, broken slices of cake. half of several sandwiches and bits of parsley all over the tablecloth. Yuk.

    I went back to my table with nothing.

    Cake is cake broken or not :D
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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    I really wish they would label the sandwiches so you dont have to scrutinise every one to see whats in there.
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    trphiltrphil Posts: 2,931
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    AnnieBaker wrote: »
    It took me an hour to get up and go to the buffet the other day. By the time I got there, all that was left was some hot cheese, broken slices of cake. half of several sandwiches and bits of parsley all over the tablecloth. Yuk.

    I went back to my table with nothing.

    The trick is to anticipate the announcement and be first in line. The wedding I went to last weekend had the opposite problem, about a hundred guests and food for at least five hundred! :D
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    MustabusterMustabuster Posts: 5,975
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    No host wants to end up in the situation of food running out so they tend to over-order.
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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    Jumbobones wrote: »
    Yes, I arranged something the other day with a decent buffet and some awful person was running around demanding biscuits.

    There was plenty of food and actually i think there was still some sandwiches left over at the end but this person was acting like they were being starved, doing a whiny voice and hard stares at people.
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    Nigel GoodwinNigel Goodwin Posts: 58,526
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    CloneClown wrote: »
    I have never known of someone having a buffet for a special gathering and all the food being eaten. There is always loads left which in general gets chucked away due to people generally buying far too much. Have you been to a buffet where it has been completely eaten by the guests or perhaps worse the food running out during it!?

    Yes, I've seen buffets where it's run out - basically a VERY poorly done buffet (or far more guests than specified for).

    But generally, at any decently done buffet, there's always far more than enough.
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    ClarkF1ClarkF1 Posts: 6,587
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    Jumbobones wrote: »
    I really wish they would label the sandwiches so you dont have to scrutinise every one to see whats in there.

    That can be a pain. Normally go for tuna, salmon or cheese cause they're pretty obvious.

    Went to one buffet where there was a menu which listed not only all the sandwiches but the allergy information, suitable for vegetarians etc.
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    gdjman68wasdigigdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705
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    Sui Mia pyramid....

    I went over the top at a christening...

    I wasent a pretty sight next day
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    I served up the liver of the man who had the last of the prawn mayonnaise with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Pffthh pfthh pfthh
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    JaymaJayma Posts: 6,418
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    Experienced this twice. The first time was at a wedding evening do. It did say buffet on the invitation. This consisted of one large platter of assorted buffet for around 30 people. I think it fed around 8 people. We had to leave early as by the time we had queued up, my OH was on the verge of a diabetic hypo, so we had to go elsewhere for food before he lapsed into a coma...

    Second time was at my friend's son's baptism. There, the food was lovely, there was a decent amount to start with, but people were just being greedy, going up for seconds and thirds without checking that the immediate family had not even eaten firsts as they were mingling with guests. Managed to scrape a few things together on a plate for my friend, who had paid for the do, before the troughers completely anihilated the buffet.
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    Nigel GoodwinNigel Goodwin Posts: 58,526
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    ClarkF1 wrote: »
    That can be a pain. Normally go for tuna, salmon or cheese cause they're pretty obvious.

    Went to one buffet where there was a menu which listed not only all the sandwiches but the allergy information, suitable for vegetarians etc.

    Went to the Chemistry Open Day at York University, when our daughter was looking for places - the buffet was absolutely crap, plenty of it, but pretty well nothing anyone would eat :o

    Normally, at Uni, if there's anything left the students descend on it like a plague of locusts, but even the students wouldn't eat it :D

    My daughter went there, and not only helped at Open Days etc. but was also a student/staff rep. - she continually brought up the problem with serving food no one ate, and 'eventually' (and just once!) they agreed to try some simpler options (such as cheese, ham, tuna). All the simpler options were eaten, everything else was left - as usual - yet that was the only time they tried the simpler option.

    My theory is that the food is made by the catering students, and it's part of their course - so they have to do stupid 'posh' food that no one eats to get a good mark :D
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    JulesFJulesF Posts: 6,461
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    I hate buffets. All that food sitting around congealing. Ugh.
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    scott789sscott789s Posts: 1,282
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    "Its a repeater"
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    ianradioianianradioian Posts: 74,938
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    I went to one that was all brown rice, mangos and things like that. No cake.No tea either. Bloody terrible.
    Everyone was looking pained and embarrassed- no bread either!
    All I had was some tomatoes and kiwi fruits.Cue an early leave and detour for Burger King- we were starving!
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    Jellied EelJellied Eel Posts: 33,091
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    Cake is cake broken or not :D

    Pfft.. when that happens, there's never any custard! :p
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    HarrisonMarksHarrisonMarks Posts: 4,360
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    There is always far too much lettuce, tomato, carrots etc as it's cheap and fills a plate. Of course everyone piles in on the pies, sausages, chicken legs etc and you end up with a bedraggled tuna sandwich which five people have picked up and put back sitting forlorn in a lush rainforest of unwanted vegetation.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Whenever we have corporate clients in at work, a huge spread is arranged which is barely picked at some times.
    The lads in my office are like vultures. The second the guest have been escorted to the lifts, they swoop in and demolish the leftovers in seconds
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