The Official Sound bite Thread to pass the time.
MithMarr
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Lets ridicule the judges by creating a thread of all there predicable sound bites :rolleyes: We can also offer up some new and original one-liners to help them out in future shows or help them along with some appropriate song choices for the contestants. I’m bored ……. Let’s do it
Katie has just finished performing an over produced rendition of the Rainbow theme tune ...... and queue judges .....
Katie has just finished performing an over produced rendition of the Rainbow theme tune ...... and queue judges .....
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You made that song your own ......
Louis - Yer funny, yer quirky and i know zippy would just love it.
Cheryl - Ahhh noo big ted would loove that Katie
Danni - Sorry but what a load of sh*t and i'm not getting the rainbow coloured eyelashes at all
(In a louis Stylie)
PMSL
(Simon's eyes light up with £ signs at this point)
And may I add:
That's the money shot...:o
it wasn't a karaoke version
Ahhh joost didn’t get it, it wasn’t fa me
All the girls ah gonna love you
Every week ya com on this steege and perform like a star
And of course the corker – Yer reet up ma street
and then Simon agree's with her:D
Ahhhm gonna teek yer cloobin Cher. A posh cloob with bathroom attentants. Arl show you how t act like me
Yuffie likes this
(You have absolutely no chance of ever becoming a pop star, you will be in the bottom two, no matter how many pairs of false eyelashes you cram on, and how "quirky" you act)
Guys, we need to seriously ‘Nail’ it this week, I want you in the final – Whatever it takes!!! Ok this is what were going to do more air grabs, more crotch grabbing and more swaggering. Brian Friedman is pulling out all the stops for you this week.
D’you know what guys, if you fail me this week then the XF actor Dr will be bought in to inject you all with a virus and I will bring back Princes and Rogues. Now go watch the ‘How to be a Boyband DVD’s’