Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

[Deleted User] · 13/02/16 - 20:15

Continuation of: Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 2)

Philip asked are you queer?

twassington · 13/02/16 - 20:20

"No, I'm QUEEN you imbecile!"

twassington · 13/02/16 - 20:20

barked her maj grumpily, and

[Deleted User] · 13/02/16 - 20:23

whacking him with her brolly

twassington · 13/02/16 - 20:35

she set the corgis on_him

[Deleted User] · 13/02/16 - 20:48

One grabbed Philip's trouser turnup

twassington · 13/02/16 - 21:00

and with one almighty rip

[Deleted User] · 13/02/16 - 21:07

Phil's hairy leg became exposed

twassington · 13/02/16 - 21:23

allowing the corgis to sink

bluecr0 · 13/02/16 - 21:27

their rabid teeth in furiously

[Deleted User] · 13/02/16 - 21:50

Trousers in pieces Philip grappled

mcg3 · 13/02/16 - 22:15

at queenie's rather old pussy

[Deleted User] · 13/02/16 - 22:32

which he used as bait

chinchin · 14/02/16 - 07:21

to catch the rabid Camilla

twassington · 14/02/16 - 08:15

that man and power hungry

tanstaafl · 14/02/16 - 12:57

woman'll sue you for lèse-majesté

[Deleted User] · 14/02/16 - 13:33

A visit to Madame Guillotine

chinchin · 14/02/16 - 13:50

for a chip supper was

twassington · 14/02/16 - 13:50

was long overdue! Heads rolled

chinchin · 14/02/16 - 13:51

as twassock moaned about the

chinchin · 14/02/16 - 13:52

lack of any malt vinegar

twassington · 14/02/16 - 13:52

parasitical royals who all needed

chinchin · 14/02/16 - 13:53

beheading and the Thames Crossing

Missli · 14/02/16 - 13:57

needed a good paddling by rowboat

twassington · 14/02/16 - 14:47

instead of a costly new bridge

bluecr0 · 14/02/16 - 17:17

greedy boris and his mates

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