Brutal! When you think of rabbit you think 'cute'! With a face full of pee i guess that notion gets tested somewhat...:o
We have two rabbits.
A smaller white and black one who is definitely a Netherland dwarf and is lovely, cute, you can handle him. He is fine, you can play with him, the kids can pet him. Perfect rabbit.
A lightly larger brown one who was supposed to be a nethy but is actually a mini Rex, who is basically an asshole. He doesn't like to be handled at all, is prone to lunging and caused the smaller white one to need emergency surgery when he tore a 2-3 inch chunk out of its side and a series of holes in its back; they now have to be seperated.
The brown one is also prone to spraying, if you annoy him; handling him annoys him, hence the pee thing.
I've just been reading the embarrassing illness thread. Why on earth would anyone a) stick a screwdriver up their area and b) post on an open forum all about it?
This is the chap who can't get a girlfriend - I'm not surprised.
I've just realised my prudish spellchecker changed arse to area.
He's certainly a poster that overshares. Whether it's visiting a prostitute, or thinking he's too superior for most women, and now finding out he has threadworms courtesy of a Phillips screwdriver
lmao! As long as you can walk in a straight line...:cool:
When I first stood up, I couldn't. :D I kind of staggered into the kitchen. I'm having my dinner now so I'm considerably more coherent and my vision has stopped swimming.
The merchant would pour about a third of a small glass, so several thirds, of varying strength, liqueurs and port, combined with tiredness and an empty stomach. Not a good combination, lol!
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I knew you were a boggler..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogle_dance
Scccchhhhhhhhhhllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccckkkkk....
Sacha Baron Cohen is brilliant! Can't wait to see what he does next. Hopefully he'll be able to get away with doing another character at some point.
Obviously I cleaned my face before sharing this.
Its probably the tenth time I've taken a hit, second or third time a hit to the face; he attempts more times than I can count.
Brutal! When you think of rabbit you think 'cute'! With a face full of pee i guess that notion gets tested somewhat...:o
Lagomorphic watersports? That's niche as fack.
We have two rabbits.
A smaller white and black one who is definitely a Netherland dwarf and is lovely, cute, you can handle him. He is fine, you can play with him, the kids can pet him. Perfect rabbit.
A lightly larger brown one who was supposed to be a nethy but is actually a mini Rex, who is basically an asshole. He doesn't like to be handled at all, is prone to lunging and caused the smaller white one to need emergency surgery when he tore a 2-3 inch chunk out of its side and a series of holes in its back; they now have to be seperated.
The brown one is also prone to spraying, if you annoy him; handling him annoys him, hence the pee thing.
Rabbits can be vicious little things.
Lol
This is the chap who can't get a girlfriend - I'm not surprised.
He's certainly a poster that overshares. Whether it's visiting a prostitute, or thinking he's too superior for most women, and now finding out he has threadworms courtesy of a Phillips screwdriver
He's Jewish btw and he isn't black.
The guy simply owned a lot of people when doing 'interviews' under his Ali G person.
I found Ali G funny when he started out with that character but I find him a bit tired now.
I'm not entirely sure...
lmao! As long as you can walk in a straight line...:cool:
I think that's pretty common knowledge isn't it?
Does anyone actually think he is black?!
When I first stood up, I couldn't.
The merchant would pour about a third of a small glass, so several thirds, of varying strength, liqueurs and port, combined with tiredness and an empty stomach. Not a good combination, lol!
I've only seen threads about not being able to find a girlfriend.
Which is an utter mystery I must say.
Back in....Pimms, Lemon Balm, Lovage and Fentimans cloudy lemonade.
My hands smell of tree.
He gave me worms. Second class
Lol is that actually his username or have you edited for the funny?
Who and what threads are we talking about though? The Rolf threads are pissing me off so I need a laugh.
It's the SirMickTravis embarrassing health issue thread in GD...enjoy...