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Could you make love with an animal in the room?

Deaf LeppardDeaf Leppard Posts: 2,682
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Several jokes to be made, but aside from those:

Would you have sex if your dog was stood at the end of the bed? Assuming he hasn't died previously, as that would be strange (but i know someone will post saying 'that would be crazy as he's been dead 5 years)

For me i think it would be a major passion killer. I mean i know he can't tell anyone, but its a bit :o
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  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    We are infested with cats. I have no choice in the matter.
  • cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    I went out with a girl years ago who had a dobermann dog.

    It would get severely pissed off if we started anything when it was in the room. She thought it was funny but there was no way I was getting the family jewels out while he was slavering in the corner.
  • Hobbit FeetHobbit Feet Posts: 18,798
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    A mate of mine felt a very pleasant licking sensation on his balls whilst having sex.

    Oh yes it was........
  • cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    Hobbit Feet wrote: »
    A mate of mine felt a very pleasant licking sensation on his balls whilst having sex.

    Oh yes it was........

    Somone from DS?
  • Hobbit FeetHobbit Feet Posts: 18,798
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    cosmo wrote: »
    Somone from DS?

    licker or lickee?
  • cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    Hobbit Feet wrote: »
    licker or lickee?

    Both probably.
  • Achtung!Achtung! Posts: 3,398
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    Hobbit Feet wrote: »
    A mate of mine felt a very pleasant licking sensation on his balls whilst having sex.

    Oh yes it was........

    I wish I had a mate like you.
  • cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    Achtung! wrote: »
    I wish I had a mate like you.

    Ha ha. :D
  • starman700starman700 Posts: 3,113
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    Depends on the room...
  • Hobbit FeetHobbit Feet Posts: 18,798
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    Achtung! wrote: »
    I wish I had a mate like you.

    Play your cards right petal ;)


    :D
  • duckymallardduckymallard Posts: 13,936
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    Surely it would depend on the size of the animal and the room! :D

    (Sorry) :o
  • renard grisrenard gris Posts: 1,038
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    Hobbit Feet wrote: »
    A mate of mine felt a very pleasant licking sensation on his balls whilst having sex.

    Did the dog join in for a threesome?! :eek:
  • QwertyGirl1771QwertyGirl1771 Posts: 4,472
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    It's sad to hear our dog at the door, scratching it, trying to get into the shower-room/living-room/kitchen when we are hard at it. Then the looks she gives us when we've finished is so funny.
  • Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    Deaf Leppard wrote: »
    Would you have sex if your dog was stood at the end of the bed?

    It doesn't matter where the dog is standing, it's still bestiality. :p
  • HendersonHenderson Posts: 11,952
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    Bedsit Bob wrote: »
    It doesn't matter where the dog is standing, it's still bestiality. :p

    lol.... :D
  • renard grisrenard gris Posts: 1,038
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    Would anybody make love, while a snake was in the room?
  • edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    Our dog hates it when we "get busy". He tries to jump up on the bed when we start, then after we kick him back onto the floor sits and stares at us for the duration.

    We've got used to it. Does make me wonder if that's where the word "dogging" comes from though.
  • ElanorElanor Posts: 13,326
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    I have cats, so I can and I have. My cat is not to be moved once she's settled, whatever happens. She has been known to glare disapprovingly if we've caused too much disturbance to her beauty sleep.
  • HendersonHenderson Posts: 11,952
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    renard gris wrote: »
    Would anybody make love, while a snake was in the room?

    I have no choice...;)
  • ChristaChrista Posts: 17,560
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    Bestial voyeurism no ta. Plus my mum's cat would tell on me.
  • iiHEARTy0uiiHEARTy0u Posts: 13,737
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    My cat would always come in the room when i was misbehaving.

    It was slightly awkward.
  • MystygirlMystygirl Posts: 286
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    edEx wrote: »
    Our dog hates it when we "get busy". He tries to jump up on the bed when we start, then after we kick him back onto the floor sits and stares at us for the duration.

    We've got used to it. Does make me wonder if that's where the word "dogging" comes from though.

    Snap! A look of confusion giving way to disgust when she realises we are ignoring her. Lol.
  • Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    iiHEARTy0u wrote: »
    My cat would always come in the room when I was misbehaving.

    PMSL :D
  • OneTreeHillFanOneTreeHillFan Posts: 7,725
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    i could make love with an animal inside me.
  • Biffo the BearBiffo the Bear Posts: 25,859
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    I haven't got a partner so I wouldn't know.

    However, many a time I've been cracking one off, and then felt a glare. I open my eyes and the cat's sat there staring at me, all indignant. It really puts me off.
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