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Whats the right way to break up with a girl

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    An ThropologistAn Thropologist Posts: 39,854
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    Perhaps you could show her your DS post history? :) And invite her to make up her own mind.
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    An Thropologist wrote: »
    Perhaps you could show her your DS post history? :) And invite her to make up her own mind.

    Haha!
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    CRM wrote: »
    Tell her you've fallen for a sheep and then you can say "It's not you, it's ewe".

    Come on.

    It's not me, it's ewe.
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    anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    An Thropologist wrote: »
    Perhaps you could show her your DS post history? :) And invite her to make up her own mind.
    Mmmm.........
    afghan_goolie wrote: »
    Pipe down you little ********.
    I swear you follow me round the forum like your my wife.
    This
    UIR wrote: »
    deflate her.
    and this should be enough.
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    Blanche.DuboisBlanche.Dubois Posts: 674
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    'Ghosting' has become the new buzz word. Although people have been doing it for years. :o
    The only time I did that was when an ex cheated, I decided they were dumped and I did actually say it was over but he did not believe me. And so, he tried to call and I just disappeared. I thought that was acceptable. I would not do it to somebody who had been respectful. It is hard, though.
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    plateletplatelet Posts: 26,386
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    Have you tried turning her off and on again?
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    FrankieFixerFrankieFixer Posts: 11,530
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    Write her a card:

    Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    Just look at it this way OP, you dump her badly she'll make sure all the other females know you're a shit and nobody will ever lend you their pump again!
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    muggins14 wrote: »
    Just look at it this way OP, you dump her badly she'll make sure all the other females know you're a shit and nobody will ever lend you their pump again!

    we're back to the blow up dolls.
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    AneechikAneechik Posts: 20,208
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    "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
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    The AmazingThe Amazing Posts: 1,871
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    Louise32 wrote: »
    Yeah I got dumped by text and was devastated now I think what did I ever see in that rear end
    Do you ever think that maybe was the idea?
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    Louise32Louise32 Posts: 6,784
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    I think he's just a hateful individual frankly.

    No love lost.
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    FrankieFixer wrote: »
    Write her a card:

    Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
    Aneechik wrote: »
    "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
    Echo......echo.....
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    SurferfishSurferfish Posts: 7,659
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    Tell her you've got "yuppie flu".

    "Its not you luv, its ME!"
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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    Make her a cake with a special message. http://www.humoar.com/epic-breakup/
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    make here this cake:

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/q7ePFollQQE/maxresdefault.jpg

    and tell her she is coming with you to Syria to fight for Allah.
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    sodavlacsodavlac Posts: 10,607
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    Crap in her handbag and tell her that her best friend, mother or sister gives better head. All 3 if you're feeling adventurous.

    Edit: Thinking about it, make it her dad.
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    Louise32Louise32 Posts: 6,784
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    Maybe she'll pour the handbag over his head and the poo will hopefully land in his mouth seeing he's so keen!
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    Zeropoint1Zeropoint1 Posts: 10,917
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    Ber wrote: »
    Slip out the back, Jack

    I thought that bit came earlier :D

    Seriously though offer to buy her some trainers from JD Sports for her birthday or if you've got this week's Giro and are feeling flush Sports Direct.
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    Zeropoint1Zeropoint1 Posts: 10,917
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    jra wrote: »
    I wouldn't do it by text or by any other means that doesn't involve talking to them voice wise or seeing them in person.

    Is it OK to shout from the other side of the pub "Oi, luv / bro. You're dumped" As you walk out with your new bit of fluff / muscle.
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