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    SwanGirlSwanGirl Posts: 2,161
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    The meaning of life.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,934
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    The offside rule. Don't bother trying to explain it: as soon as I hear "When a player...", I switch off.
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    chiller15chiller15 Posts: 4,194
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    How basic organisms survive, and how creatures such as Cockroaches work, since they don't have a brain.
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    crazychris12crazychris12 Posts: 26,254
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    Why people this week are downloading four minutes of total silence!! :confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 44
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    why its ALWAYS my fault when she has the face on,,,

    :confused::confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 993
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    Boxing Day is traditionally the day after

    families who do not get on together for the whole year,

    and deliberate live many miles away,

    are all gathered into a confined space

    add alchohol, kids, Tv , games, and a long long overfed day........years of hidden resentment.....and..

    hey presto.....

    by the day after everyone is ......

    Boxing :o;)


    We have a winner....lol. :D
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    Benry_GaleBenry_Gale Posts: 1,226
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    As far as I know there's no one 'accepted' meaning of boxing day, and various people just trot out what they've heard as the correct meaning.
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    amw_99amw_99 Posts: 352
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    Maths.
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    Tulip19Tulip19 Posts: 3,076
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    Liquorice.
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    Sophie ~Oohie~Sophie ~Oohie~ Posts: 10,395
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    People arguing about crimes and things that are nothing to do with them.

    Why everyone likes the X-factor

    Complicated stuff on my maths coursework
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    Benry_GaleBenry_Gale Posts: 1,226
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    chiller15 wrote: »
    How basic organisms survive, and how creatures such as Cockroaches work, since they don't have a brain.

    Cockroaches do have a brain.
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    user1234567user1234567 Posts: 12,378
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    Benry_Gale wrote: »
    As far as I know there's no one 'accepted' meaning of boxing day, and various people just trot out what they've heard as the correct meaning.
    In Ireland we call it St Stephen's Day and it's for Hunting the Wren. It's an old tradition (which sadly is very much dying out :(:cry:) where kids have a bit off the christmas tree and decorate it and put a wren (plastic :D) on the top and go from house to house and say a rhyme and they get a few pence from the house owners. When my sister and I used to do it 20 years ago, we said this version:

    The Wren, The Wren the King of all birds,
    St Stephen's Day got caught in the furze,
    Up with the kettle and down with the pan,
    Will you give me a penny to bury the Wren?
    If you haven't a penny a hay penny will do,
    If you haven't a haypenny God bless you.
    I chased the Wren from shop to shop,
    I chased him into a public shop,
    I dipped his nose in a bottle of beer and
    I wish you all a Happy New Year.

    It used to be great fun and when we got older and a bit braver, we realised the big money was in the pubs. One year we got almost £30 each! :D I was filthy rich until stupidly I leant it to my teenage brother (who promised faithfully he'd pay it back :rolleyes:) to go out and that was the end of my riches :cry::cry:

    Out of curiosity, does anyone live in an area where they still do it?
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    JonDoeJonDoe Posts: 31,598
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    chiller15 wrote: »
    How basic organisms survive, and how creatures such as Cockroaches work, since they don't have a brain.

    Who told you cockroaches don't have a brain?
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    Pistol WhipPistol Whip Posts: 9,677
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    I never understood why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you. Then it hit me.
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    speigelspeigel Posts: 1,888
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    why we can't through out undersirables from this country without a court ruling, signed in triplicate, sent out, returned, scrunched up, ironed flat, tea mug stained, appealed against, signed in triplacte again, taken to the euriopean court etc ete. Just put them on a plane and off they go. simples.
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    MrIncredibleMrIncredible Posts: 5,034
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    speigel wrote: »
    why we can't through out undersirables from this country without a court ruling, signed in triplicate, sent out, returned, scrunched up, ironed flat, tea mug stained, appealed against, signed in triplacte again, taken to the euriopean court etc ete. Just put them on a plane and off they go. simples.

    Why people can't master the English language.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,623
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    amw_99 wrote: »
    Maths.

    And especially algebra. :confused:
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    DinkyDoobieDinkyDoobie Posts: 17,786
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    women
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,003
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    women

    Lol..
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    Pliny the ElderPliny the Elder Posts: 2,665
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    Quantum physics. Also the theory of relativity.
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    HogzillaHogzilla Posts: 24,116
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    Football. Not just the rules but.... why?
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    catherine91catherine91 Posts: 2,636
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    I never understood why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you. Then it hit me.
    I sat up all night wondering what had happened to the sun, then it finally dawned on me.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 300
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    Why do women enjoy shopping ?
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    afcbfanafcbfan Posts: 7,178
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    That puzzle where 3 people spend £25 and the waiter gives them £5 change and pockets £3 and gives them £10 back and £1 goes missing. Or something. No matter how many times it's explained I never understand it.
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    user1234567user1234567 Posts: 12,378
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    afcbfan wrote: »
    That puzzle where 3 people spend £25 and the waiter gives them £5 change and pockets £3 and gives them £10 back and £1 goes missing. Or something. No matter how many times it's explained I never understand it.
    If a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans, could a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means? How many f's in that?
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