Google Translator-Eng>Lee Ryan
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Lee
I'm a flirt babe!>You should have been psychic and realised that I would move on
Lee
I didn't say that stuff to Casey.>I did say that stuff to Casey but I want you to think she's Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction
Lee
I really like you.>I like groping your tits while we have to be chained together
Lee
I really like you but need to get to know others.>Just go away quietly please cos I fancy that American bird
Lee
It's just too much pressure.>I can't believe that everyone knows what a sh1t I have been,it's like there are cameras in here or something
Lee
Oh no! They all hate me and think I'm a player...>What can I do about this? I know I'll get that big shovel and dig myself a deeper hole that should work
Any Lee-isms to run through the translator?
I'm a flirt babe!>You should have been psychic and realised that I would move on
Lee
I didn't say that stuff to Casey.>I did say that stuff to Casey but I want you to think she's Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction
Lee
I really like you.>I like groping your tits while we have to be chained together
Lee
I really like you but need to get to know others.>Just go away quietly please cos I fancy that American bird
Lee
It's just too much pressure.>I can't believe that everyone knows what a sh1t I have been,it's like there are cameras in here or something
Lee
Oh no! They all hate me and think I'm a player...>What can I do about this? I know I'll get that big shovel and dig myself a deeper hole that should work
Any Lee-isms to run through the translator?
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I love you>I need a w@nk
Lee
I didn't want to hurt her>I didn't want her to realise that to me she's just tits on a stick
She started getting all weird about it > When I realized I had a chance with Jasmine I assumed that Casey would conveniently disappear from the world. What went wrong?
Luisa - Well why is she saying you said you liked her?
Lee - Well I did say I liked her but I played it down. Translation - I did say I liked her but it was calibrated to be just enough 'liking her' so that she would let me kiss her and play with her puppies.