We all know she'll be back on the UK XF and the GBP will be told how she is triumphantly and bravely returning to save the show she loves because she loves this country and left XF USA freely because she was homesick :rolleyes:
Can we not organise her on a special star extravaganza trip to the Antarctic to find out if penguins feet really don't get cold? If we send her out now, she'll be just in time to watch them mate (though it just might remind her of her past life with a grotty footballer) and stay there until all the baby penguins have left the nest.
That might just keep her off the telly for a year or so with any luck.
Problem though - the penguins might not understand her accent..............
We all know she'll be back on the UK XF and the GBP will be told how she is triumphantly and bravely returning to save the show she loves because she loves this country and left XF USA freely because she was homesick :rolleyes:
To be fair she probably does love the UK version of the show. She would have believed Simon would take care of it to stop it failing.
All she did was try to progress and become global. Like many other stars before her.
She doesnt deserve to be put back in, they dropped Danni for a new cast why allow Cheryl to stroll back in simply because she failed at her OTT aspirations.
She might as well just get back with Ashley, become a housewife & have his babies. She has plenty money not to work but would have to have a budget for someone to keep an eye on Ashley so he doesn't wander again.
She doesnt deserve to be put back in, they dropped Danni for a new cast why allow Cheryl to stroll back in simply because she failed at her OTT aspirations.
To be fair she probably does love the UK version of the show. She would have believed Simon would take care of it to stop it failing.
All she did was try to progress and become global. Like many other stars before her.
Nothing wrong with progression but she and Simon both left XF through their own free will to move on to America. I think it would be wrong to welcome her back with open arms when she failed in America. They should take this opportunity to revitalise the panel with new faces, particularly now that the far superior judge (Dannii) has also left.
She could get a job as a toilet attendant. Sophie could punch her in retaliation for 2003- that's if she (Sophie) hasn't got to the actors who play Matt and Toni from Shortland St after she had to suffer their 'acting' on TV.
Or she could take over the role of Libby Jeffries on Shortland Street- OK she can't act but the original one couldn't either (or sing) so it pans out the same.
Or the BBC move their game show Only Connect to BBC1 or launch a revived version of Catchword to replace the Weakest Link and get her to present both.
To be fair she probably does love the UK version of the show. She would have believed Simon would take care of it to stop it failing.
All she did was try to progress and become global. Like many other stars before her.
Seriously? Did you see the face on her all through the last series? She clearly thought it was beneath her and she was off to greener pastures, and now she's had a reality check.
She can be a massive star - domestically. No-one else is bothered.
If its true that she has still been paid 1.2 million for the US version and is now demanding DOUBLE to come back to the UK version she can **** right off.
If its true that she has still been paid 1.2 million for the US version and is now demanding DOUBLE to come back to the UK version she can **** right off.
I'm sure there will always be a warm welcome for her in the VIP section(if there is such a thing) of the Royal in Whitley Bay (if it's still going.) Dinna wurrie pet!
That is what I can see happening. The timing seems just a touch too convenient.
However, without her fawning mentor kissin g her backside, will she be just as out of her depth as she seems to have been in the US
the magazine i was reading in the papers today said she was upset by being frozen out of pics and chats between paula and simon. Now she knows what it feels like as her and simon were forever doing that to louis and dannii.
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To be fair she probably does love the UK version of the show. She would have believed Simon would take care of it to stop it failing.
All she did was try to progress and become global. Like many other stars before her.
She doesnt deserve to be put back in, they dropped Danni for a new cast why allow Cheryl to stroll back in simply because she failed at her OTT aspirations.
aw, she came back for love!
Because its cheryl!!
Nothing wrong with progression but she and Simon both left XF through their own free will to move on to America. I think it would be wrong to welcome her back with open arms when she failed in America. They should take this opportunity to revitalise the panel with new faces, particularly now that the far superior judge (Dannii) has also left.
Boxing career perhaps?:p
Toilet attendant, full circle and stuff
Or she could take over the role of Libby Jeffries on Shortland Street- OK she can't act but the original one couldn't either (or sing) so it pans out the same.
Or the BBC move their game show Only Connect to BBC1 or launch a revived version of Catchword to replace the Weakest Link and get her to present both.
Seriously? Did you see the face on her all through the last series? She clearly thought it was beneath her and she was off to greener pastures, and now she's had a reality check.
She can be a massive star - domestically. No-one else is bothered.
Precisely! Its unfair on Danni!
The latest.....'Cheryl rushed back to UK to save UK Xfactor'
Major damage cover!:eek:
If anyone falls for that they must be a grade A* numpty.
My sarcasm didnt come across well.
That is what I can see happening. The timing seems just a touch too convenient.
However, without her fawning mentor kissin g her backside, will she be just as out of her depth as she seems to have been in the US
Could she not just **** off anyway?
Woff Woff
Clearly not, I don't usually take the truth as sarcasm....Understandable really!
the magazine i was reading in the papers today said she was upset by being frozen out of pics and chats between paula and simon. Now she knows what it feels like as her and simon were forever doing that to louis and dannii.
But those cankles! And those sandals she's been wearing recently only serves to enhance the stumpyness of those legs.
Actually, she's curvy again.