what's next for peter andre?

sparkle22sparkle22 Posts: 1,135
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wonder whether his career can survive reality tv seems to be going out of fashion and he dosen't do as much prestenting now.
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  • Grabid RanniesGrabid Rannies Posts: 4,588
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    To retire? God could only be so merciful.
  • silentNatesilentNate Posts: 84,079
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    Obscurity?
  • ee-ayee-ay Posts: 3,963
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    Eurovision song contest 2040
  • NotaTypoNotaTypo Posts: 4,253
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    Eurovision song contest 2040
    I'm genuinely surprised that he hasn't thrown himself into that particular ring! It's the Cheesiest Festival in the entire WORLD, you'd think the Andre would be irresistably drawn to it.
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    I reckon that he should go for a long walk on a short pier.:)
  • GoatyGoaty Posts: 7,776
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    NotaTypo wrote: »
    I'm genuinely surprised that he hasn't thrown himself into that particular ring! It's the Cheesiest Festival in the entire WORLD, you'd think the Andre would be irresistably drawn to it.

    Nah, Malta Music Awards is the most cheesiest festival! :D
  • rory rrory r Posts: 419
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    Another series of bad boyfriend club :rolleyes:
  • Fried KickinFried Kickin Posts: 60,132
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    Back with Duckface :o
  • Cyril_SneerCyril_Sneer Posts: 2,314
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    sparkle22 wrote: »
    wonder whether his career can survive reality tv seems to be going out of fashion and he dosen't do as much prestenting now.

    I reckon Cash Converters, selling all the old 90's CD's, tuneage!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,881
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    Hes an empty vessel thats survived these past few years by sailing along and profiting from the scandals of others, no one has had so many chances sympathetically thrown at them to develop as a tv personality, but while he was so busy promoting himself as a saint everyone moved on to drop their jaws at the antics of the sinners rather than yawn their heads off at the artificial screened life and times of the cheesy man:rolleyes:
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    In all seriousness, I really think his 15 minutes are up. He's had a good run but people are bored with the whole z list/reality tv lot. His music career is never going to take off so maybe he should count his blessings and settle back into obscurity with his gf and kids.
  • mizhogmizhog Posts: 970
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    gay porn?
  • Beautiful_HarvBeautiful_Harv Posts: 9,144
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    Michael Jackson impersonator.........oh wait
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Cym wrote: »
    Hes an empty vessel thats survived these past few years by sailing along and profiting from the scandals of others, no one has had so many chances sympathetically thrown at them to develop as a tv personality, but while he was so busy promoting himself as a saint everyone moved on to drop their jaws at the antics of the sinners rather than yawn their heads off at the artificial screened life and times of the cheesy man:rolleyes:

    An interesting perspective, Cym.

    His only regular gig and tv presence is his show so I guess he's going to stick with that as long as ITV2 are prepared to pay for it.
  • artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    Whatever it is, it'll be mean more amusement for me. :D
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    I think in the next couple of years he will sell out Wembley; win 'Father of the century', marry his beautiful girlfriend, be knighted for his services to music and humankind and write a best selling treatise on Utilitarianism.

    I have the same psychic as Katie Price:D
  • sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    In this country, people of no relevance remain in the public eye until they die and even after they die, once they are famous, they remain that way, unless they do not purposely court publicity
  • abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    He was Katie Price's fairly boring boyfriend/husband.

    No more.

    Without her, he might as well retire.
  • Becky SharpeBecky Sharpe Posts: 669
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    Cym wrote: »
    Hes an empty vessel thats survived these past few years by sailing along and profiting from the scandals of others....

    Prime Minister?
  • warszawawarszawa Posts: 4,437
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    A hand car washing business. Yellow overalls and slimey pleasantries.
  • GoatyGoaty Posts: 7,776
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    His only regular gig and tv presence is his show so I guess he's going to stick with that as long as ITV2 are prepared to pay for it.

    I think CAN are pay ITV2 to screening his shows. :D
  • NotaTypoNotaTypo Posts: 4,253
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    I think in the next couple of years he will sell out Wembley; win 'Father of the century', marry his beautiful girlfriend, be knighted for his services to music and humankind and write a best selling treatise on Utilitarianism.

    I have the same psychic as Katie Price:D
    for which he'll win the Man Booker, the Costa, the Nobel Prize for Literature and Take A Break Doorstop of the Year.
  • wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    To retire? God could only be so merciful.

    It won't be any god. There's no deity dreamed up by man as yet able to stop the whirlwind of El Andre and his super fab plastic abs.
  • dee123dee123 Posts: 46,195
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    Death pool?
  • cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    I think in the next couple of years he will sell out Wembley; win 'Father of the century', marry his beautiful girlfriend, be knighted for his services to music and humankind and write a best selling treatise on Utilitarianism.

    I have the same psychic as Katie Price:D

    :D:D any mention of a Kevin in his future?:eek:
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