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What should Margaret Thatcher's tombstone read ?

hisdogspothisdogspot Posts: 23,348
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What epitaph would you choose ?
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    flower 2flower 2 Posts: 13,585
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    “You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.
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    urt31urt31 Posts: 2,448
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    "Licenced for dancing"
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,713
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    I did it my way.
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    SentenzaSentenza Posts: 12,114
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    I think it should be made from iron -

    This lady is not for turning.


    She pissed off hippies so she can't be all bad.
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    Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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    You can piss some people off all of the time, you can piss some people off some of the time, but you can't keep pissing them off cos they'll dance on your grave.
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    trinity2002trinity2002 Posts: 16,059
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    Zig a zig ah.
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    WhatJoeThinksWhatJoeThinks Posts: 11,037
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    urt31 wrote: »
    "Licensed for dancing"

    Licence is a noun, license is a verb. There's no such word as 'licenced'. Here endeth the lesson. ;)
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    flower 2flower 2 Posts: 13,585
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    WhatJoeThinks wrote: »
    Licence is a noun, license is a verb. There's no such word as 'licenced'. Here endeth the lesson. ;)

    Clever, Dick..:D
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,713
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    And Kings and Queens must tumble down

    And in the dust be equal made'

    And so must I despite the fact

    That I was, by far, a better act


    So there Queenie
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    WhatJoeThinks wrote: »
    Licence is a noun, license is a verb. There's no such word as 'licenced'. Here endeth the lesson. ;)

    It's an Americanism isn't it?
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,713
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    I had bright hair

    And hawkish nose

    And I now take

    My mon repose



    (I like the Hyacinth Buckety bit).
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,713
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    I tore this country into bits

    And any one who got on my tits
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    WhatJoeThinksWhatJoeThinks Posts: 11,037
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    Fizzbin wrote: »
    It's an Americanism isn't it?
    Americans always use an 's' regardless. Thickos. :p
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,713
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    Here lies Margaret, pearl of great price

    Who taught us all the joys of avarice
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    Sentenza wrote: »
    I think it should be made from iron -

    This lady is not for turning.


    She pissed off hippies so she can't be all bad.

    On a revolving headstone.



    (She's being cremated btw)
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    feckitfeckit Posts: 4,303
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    “Under This Sod Lies Another”.
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    ackeracker Posts: 8,809
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    It should read the Daily Mail.
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    Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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    Fizzbin wrote: »
    On a revolving headstone.

    (She's being cremated btw)

    Noooo, don't, please..... I'm gonna die too :D:D:D:D:D:D
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    Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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    666





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    confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    Fizzbin wrote: »
    On a revolving headstone.



    (She's being cremated btw)

    the lady is not for burning:)
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    Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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    confuddled wrote: »
    the lady is not for burning:)

    Roast in Peace :(
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    confuddled wrote: »
    the lady is not for burning:)

    About 12 hours late on that one I'm afraid.
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    confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    Fizzbin wrote: »
    About 12 hours late on that one I'm afraid.

    see it as a rolling joke, a bit like sky news:)
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    WhatJoeThinksWhatJoeThinks Posts: 11,037
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    confuddled wrote: »
    see it as a rolling joke, a bit like sky news:)
    LOL! :D
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    JB3JB3 Posts: 9,308
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    urt31 wrote: »
    "Licenced for dancing"
    .....:D
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