Apprentice fan has Melody quote tattooed

AndyAndy Posts: 1,618
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"Don't tell me the sky's the limit if there are footprints on the moon"

It looks like a painful tattoo! I thought this would be a fun thread, so here goes...

If you could have any quote from The Apprentice tattooed to your arm, what would it be and why?

I'll need to think about the shortest quote to avoid as much theoretical pain as possible...

[news]Apprentice fan has series seven Melody Hossaini quote tattooed on arm[/news]

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  • TXF0429TXF0429 Posts: 2,161
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    "Underneath these glasses are a core of steel" - Tom Pellereau, just for pure lulz and how he eventually turned out (Though I wouldn't tattoo any Apprentice quote on my arm!)
  • Steve9214Steve9214 Posts: 8,402
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    That's so unfair!!!

    Do the French Love their Children ?

    You have the most heterosexual cowboy singer, and the world's heavyweight boxing champion out looking for black nail varnish....for a dude !!!
    (OK that was Celebrity Apprentice USA but it's a classic by Trace Adkins)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 706
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    I like "let's say you are you... And I am me..."

    But for all reality shows it has to be "I didn't come here to make friends".
  • Button62Button62 Posts: 8,463
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    " It's all tits and fish " by the one and only Tre.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 852
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    "You're only marginally worse than Glenn"

    or...

    "I'm not a show pony, or a one-tricky pony. I'm not a jack-ass or a stubborn mule, and I'm definitely not a wild stallion that needs to be tamed. I am the champion thoroughbred that this process requires."
  • EnidanEnidan Posts: 13,101
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    Thanks for the opportunity
  • tjbantamtjbantam Posts: 1,330
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    Don't look a gift horse in the eye

    I don't really want to introduce myself in German as then I'd be Herr Baggs
    I've read all your CV's and on paper you all look good, but so does fish and chips
    This thing is the most horrible thing I've seen in the bathroom since Psycho
    Stop going on about bloody Sandhurst, so what? I was in the Jewish Lad's Brigade, Stamford Hill Division, trainee bugler, but that didn't help me sell computers when I got older!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 941
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    I wouldn't have a quote but would have a pair of long black gloves tattooed on my arms similar to the ones worn by Edna Agbarha. :D
  • mountymounty Posts: 19,135
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    Hope it's not a recent picture as the lad has christmas cards hung on the wall!
  • AnnsyreAnnsyre Posts: 109,398
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    tjbantam wrote: »
    Don't look a gift horse in the eye

    I don't really want to introduce myself in German as then I'd be Herr Baggs
    I've read all your CV's and on paper you all look good, but so does fish and chips
    This thing is the most horrible thing I've seen in the bathroom since Psycho
    Stop going on about bloody Sandhurst, so what? I was in the Jewish Lad's Brigade, Stamford Hill Division, trainee bugler, but that didn't help me sell computers when I got older!

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
  • AndyAndy Posts: 1,618
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    I think the shortest one I could come up with in the end was Lord Sugar's "What. A. Pillock!"... which isn't the greatest thing to have etched permanently into skin.

    Great suggestions everyone!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 434
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    Brilliant thread :D:D

    Poor boy, there's no way he'll ever regret that :D

    Shame Melody doesn't seem too impressed :cry:

    http://www.melodyhossaini.com/
  • plateletplatelet Posts: 26,342
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    "you're not even a fish"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 218
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    May get a fish and a penguin tattooed on my leg with the fish saying "you're not a big fish... You're not even a fish".

    :D
  • OldnjadedOldnjaded Posts: 89,126
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    Rupee92 wrote: »
    May get a fish and a penguin tattooed on my leg with the fish saying "you're not a big fish... You're not even a fish".

    :D

    Yep, my all time favourite! Claude is amazing and Baggsy was my fave ever contestant. I still chortle whenever I see that quote.
    :D:D:D
  • trollfacetrollface Posts: 13,316
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    "No, half of four hundred and fif-shit"
  • 4smiffy4smiffy Posts: 2,161
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    Oldnjaded wrote: »
    Yep, my all time favourite! Claude is amazing and Baggsy was my fave ever contestant. I still chortle whenever I see that quote.
    :D:D:D

    ^^^ this
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 19,918
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    The one about cats in London.... can't remember the exact quote.
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