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Stuart Blackburn's possible character transformations on T'Cobbles!
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How about we start with Kirkeh.
SB will probably have Kirkeh make massive gains on the IQ scale overnight and turn into a ruthless businessman who plots a coup and successful take over the factory from Carla.
In a few weeks the factory will gain huge contracts and he will be driving a top of the range Mercedes and win Businessman of the Year in Weatherfield.
He will dump Beth for Eva, they will buy the whole of Victoria Court and develop the penthouse flat for themselves.
Kirkeh will then develop a passion fiepr whiskey and cigars in the Rovers and become the new Mike Baldwin.
Tracey Barlow will see the error of her ways and determined to redeem past sins, she will seek out Emily and Sawphie and become a committed Christian.
She will marry the vicar of the local church and spend the rest of her life arranging flowers, raising funds for charity, open a charity shop in Ashleys old butchers shop and doing good in the community.
Sawphie will renounce her faith and decide she isn't a lesbian after all and proceeds to shag all the blokes on the street, breaking up marriages and relationships, leaving a string of broken hearts.
In the space if a month, Sawphie, is a right little shag monster, a rough tough hard drinking woman getting into fights and in trouble with the law.
She has various tattoos done, gets her nipples pierced and shows them to everyone in the Rovers. She eventually gets around to shagging Tyrone and has a massive fight with Kirsty, decks Kirsty in church on her wedding day and gets arrested by the police.
SB will probably have Kirkeh make massive gains on the IQ scale overnight and turn into a ruthless businessman who plots a coup and successful take over the factory from Carla.
In a few weeks the factory will gain huge contracts and he will be driving a top of the range Mercedes and win Businessman of the Year in Weatherfield.
He will dump Beth for Eva, they will buy the whole of Victoria Court and develop the penthouse flat for themselves.
Kirkeh will then develop a passion fiepr whiskey and cigars in the Rovers and become the new Mike Baldwin.
Tracey Barlow will see the error of her ways and determined to redeem past sins, she will seek out Emily and Sawphie and become a committed Christian.
She will marry the vicar of the local church and spend the rest of her life arranging flowers, raising funds for charity, open a charity shop in Ashleys old butchers shop and doing good in the community.
Sawphie will renounce her faith and decide she isn't a lesbian after all and proceeds to shag all the blokes on the street, breaking up marriages and relationships, leaving a string of broken hearts.
In the space if a month, Sawphie, is a right little shag monster, a rough tough hard drinking woman getting into fights and in trouble with the law.
She has various tattoos done, gets her nipples pierced and shows them to everyone in the Rovers. She eventually gets around to shagging Tyrone and has a massive fight with Kirsty, decks Kirsty in church on her wedding day and gets arrested by the police.
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I wouldn' t be surprised if any of that happened after the carnage he brought upon Emmerdale before jumping ship.
Everyone hated Bryan Kirkwood at Enders but They Loved/Love him on Oaks!!!
Once he's got his feet well under the table at Underworld Rob puts all his energies into securing new contracts for the factory.
Business is booming and a new sewing section is opened upstairs to deal with the increased workload.
Both the upstairs and downstairs machines are staffed by a mixture of the current staff and some new chavvy characters that SB has introduced. He is confident that the Corrie audience will love them as much as the Emmerdale audience adores and worships the Spencers
The factory starts working longer hours with Carla and Miss Hell doing the early part of the day and Rob and Hayley running the evening shift.
Over time Hayley and Rob become irresistibly attracted to each other and begin a passionate affair.
The Corrie audience is gripped by this new turn of events with SB waxing lyrical to all and sundry about how popular the pairing is
Eventually Carla finds out about the affair and Hayley begs her to keep quiet. Remembering what a support she was during the Tony Gordon incident Carla agrees not to say anything to anyone else.
However, she confides in Peter who also promises to keep quiet.
Some time later, Carla and Peter row and he turns to the bottle again, staggering into the Street just as Leanne is bringing Simon back from school.
The incident is witnessed by Roy who politely asks Peter to reflect on his conduct in front of Simon.
Peter's left fuming as Roy returns to the cafe and starts talking to himself about how Roy wouldn't be feeling so morally superior if he knew that Hayley was having an affair with Rob.
A nearby Eva is shocked as she overhears Peter rant.
Following this she attempts to take advantage of Rob at work. When he tries to put his foot down she coolly tells him that she knows all about his affair with Hayley.
Rob's stunned and soon fills Hayley in. They attempt to end their affair but the temptation is too strong and they are soon back to romping in Rob's flat. Roy is blissfully unaware.
Some time later Mary is on her way to the Bistro for another theme night. She sees Eva attempting to blackmail Rob into giving her some time off and it soon becomes clear that Rob and Hayley are having an affair.
Mary's floored, unsure what to do about the situation. Initially she considers speaking to Norris, but after realising what an old gossip he is she consults Rita indeed.
Rita is, likewise, gobsmacked. Hayley's the last person she'd ever think would be having an affair. She advises Mary to keep quiet and then consults Emily and Dennis. Both agree that they shouldn't get involved and that, in no circumstances, should Roy be told.
Events finally come to a head in December 2013 when Roy and Hayley attempt to intervene in an argument between Leanne and Eva in the cafe.
Eva turns on Roy and spills the beans about Hayley's affair with Rob.
Roy's floored, unable to process the information and sure that Eva's lying. Hayley can't bring herself to look at Roy and flees from the cafe in tears.
Mary attempts to comfort Roy but keeps what she knows to herself. She tells him that he needs to find Hayley and talk to her.
The two finally meet on Maxine bench's and Hayley confesses her affair with Rob. Roy's devastated, feeling completely betrayed.
He begs Hayley to consider what joy there has been in their marriage but a tearful Hayley can only say that she is sorry and that she loves Rob.
She and Rob then leave together.
I really hope this is going to be the case.