You were not wrong in your assessment - the ads play on his cheesiness and his skin tone matches the orange of the sign well.
The money thing is interesting, though. Apparently, he is a multi millionaire. Apparently, his shops are doing well. His future wife is just about to qualify as a doctor, so more than able to (eventually) add to the pot.
If this is the case, he didn't need to do the ads. They are not going to end up on the streets, are they? So, his integrity is worthless, he will put his name to anything, whether he believes in it or not.
He is not the first, won't be the last. But it does show greed. It does show that money is his driving factor, not honesty, not integrity, not even his need to be perceived as a serious musician. Just money.
The girl in the red dress...............why did she not use sunscreen? It looks both awful & painful.
Obviously TM would be wearing the obligatory aviators.
Just read the article but it's the comments that made me the most.
He's definitely starting to look his age, too. Made all the more funny by the fact he thinks he's gorgeous!! Ewww!! And then there's Emily who looks soo young for her age. Been said before, for sure, but she looks like she could be his daughter.
The girl in the red dress...............why did she not use sunscreen? It looks both awful & painful.
Obviously TM would be wearing the obligatory aviators.
They are the worst shape for his face. They pull it down, make it look scrunched up and draw attention to the very short gap between his nose and his upper lip.
Is he filming another reality show dies anyone know?
A FameFlynet Pap, no less.
Surely a family friend at this stage! They get invited on trips to garden centres, driving lessons, birthday parties... a famly wedding was a natural progression!
Peter: "Are you packed Emily, we are going to miss the flight"
Emily: "Now coming honey bun"
Peter: "Did you make sure you cancelled the milk?"
Emily: "Sure gawgus"
Peter: "Right, taxi is here, let's go"
Emily: "You got the passports?"
Peter: "Yes! - Oh wait, I just need to ring the Daily Mail and let them know were we are going!"
Peter: "Are you packed Emily, we are going to miss the flight"
Emily: "Now coming honey bun"
Peter: "Did you make sure you cancelled the milk?"
Emily: "Sure gawgus"
Peter: "Right, taxi is here, let's go"
Emily: "You got the passports?"
Peter: "Yes! - Oh wait, I just need to ring the Daily Mail and let them know were we are going!"
Probably closer to the truth than we can imagine ;-)
A quickie on the Emily doctor thing , seeing my surgeon the other day waiting for some results of nerve conduction tests to be faxed over was chatting... she said it takes roughly 9 yrs to qualify fully...7 if to be a GP....how old is Emily ? and if she is under 25 and having taken tome out surely she is no where near qualifying?
AS for the iceland adverts...certainty does nothing for this mum to want to go there...apart from good prices maybe there money would have been spent better
A quickie on the Emily doctor thing , seeing my surgeon the other day waiting for some results of nerve conduction tests to be faxed over was chatting... she said it takes roughly 9 yrs to qualify fully...7 if to be a GP....how old is Emily ? and if she is under 25 and having taken tome out surely she is no where near qualifying?
AS for the iceland adverts...certainty does nothing for this mum to want to go there...apart from good prices maybe there money would have been spent better
It's a 4 or 5 year degree followed by 2 years foundation training and then specialisation training which is a minimum of 3 years.
It's rare for someone to actually be a fully qualified doctor much before they're 30, slightly earlier if they're a GP. My brother is 31 now and he's only really been practising without supervision for 18 months or so and he's still considered a junior level doctor.
IIRC (and I am probably wrong) Emily still has at least a year left of her degree and so she's got a long way to go before she's a qualified doctor allowed to practice unsupervised.
A quickie on the Emily doctor thing , seeing my surgeon the other day waiting for some results of nerve conduction tests to be faxed over was chatting... she said it takes roughly 9 yrs to qualify fully...7 if to be a GP....how old is Emily ? and if she is under 25 and having taken tome out surely she is no where near qualifying?
AS for the iceland adverts...certainty does nothing for this mum to want to go there...apart from good prices maybe there money would have been spent better
Oh who knows. One minute it was a year until she's a fully qualified doctor in a year, next minute it's three months
It's a 4 or 5 year degree followed by 2 years foundation training and then specialisation training which is a minimum of 3 years.
It's rare for someone to actually be a fully qualified doctor much before they're 30, slightly earlier if they're a GP. My brother is 31 now and he's only really been practising without supervision for 18 months or so and he's still considered a junior level doctor.
IIRC (and I am probably wrong) Emily still has at least a year left of her degree and so she's got a long way to go before she's a qualified doctor allowed to practice unsupervised.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say her own personal camera team doesn't count as "supervision"!!;-)
Isn't doing the Iceland adverts a step backwards? Katona did them before him, but as if he shops at Iceland, as if.
It's almost as bad as Strictly Len knocking around FarmFoods, as if
You would think so wouldn't you?
But the way some people are going, anyone would think that Tangoman had won an Oscar, a Nobel Prize and the lottery, not that he was mopping up Kerry Katona's sloppy seconds flogging frozen food.
STS my backside.
As widely predicted.. The Gonk is splashed across the cover of OK
YET again..
Kids in tow as he privately shares his holiday exclusive
Urgh! He truly makes me barf!! **insert barf smilies here**
How can anyone take this 'man' remotely seriously?!
Is this the Africa holiday he's selling/sharing this time? I wonder if there's any face shots of little Mealticket? They've really stuck to their guns with this whole privacy thing, haven't they?! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!:D
Urgh! He truly makes me barf!! **insert barf smilies here**
How can anyone take this 'man' remotely seriously?!
Is this the Africa holiday he's selling/sharing this time? I wonder if there's any face shots of little Mealticket? They've really stuck to their guns with this whole privacy thing, haven't they?! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!:D
He's such a greedy little spoofer!
Thought she was featured last week
When I saw the headlines this morning of a forthcoming happy event I wondered if it was the Hair apparent 😄or Prince William
No doubt the former DOTY may be putting in practise for meal ticket two and may even be in touch with his very good friends Wills to do a spot of match making
It struck me the other day if Bister was lucky enough to wed royalty she'd be Princess Princess 😄😳
As widely predicted.. The Gonk is splashed across the cover of OK
YET again..
Kids in tow as he privately shares his holiday exclusive
On stage...on stage again...photo shoots..more photoshoots, perfume box signing...well I suppose now the TV show is cancelled the kids have to earn for daddy somehow.
He's never going to stop selling his children because he can't make a living selling music. Poor mites. But hopefully people will start feel that the constant exposure of two primary school children by their father for money is distasteful and passe.
It's a 4 or 5 year degree followed by 2 years foundation training and then specialisation training which is a minimum of 3 years.
It's rare for someone to actually be a fully qualified doctor much before they're 30, slightly earlier if they're a GP. My brother is 31 now and he's only really been practising without supervision for 18 months or so and he's still considered a junior level doctor.
IIRC (and I am probably wrong) Emily still has at least a year left of her degree and so she's got a long way to go before she's a qualified doctor allowed to practice unsupervised.
Thanks for your informed and based-on-real-live-facts post, Blondie. :cool:
You would think so wouldn't you?
But the way some people are going, anyone would think that Tangoman had won an Oscar, a Nobel Prize and the lottery, not that he was mopping up Kerry Katona's sloppy seconds flogging frozen food.
STS my backside.
But... but... but.... Peter is imbuing them with a degree of meaningfulness and feelgoodness that they never had under the gurning face of the Katona.
On stage...on stage again...photo shoots..more photoshoots, perfume box signing...well I suppose now the TV show is cancelled the kids have to earn for daddy somehow.
He's never going to stop selling his children because he can't make a living selling music. Poor mites. But hopefully people will start feel that the constant exposure of two primary school children by their father for money is distasteful and passe.
Plenty of people already do think exactly that.
The problem is, that for as long as a few diehards want his children's autographs, re-post their photos on Twitter and witter on endlessly about their characters as though they know them personally, Tangoman will continue to give the fans what he says they want.
And they do want it.
It's weird, inappropriate and downright wrong. But since when did Twerpface give a damn about that?
Plenty of people already do think exactly that.
The problem is, that for as long as a few diehards want his children's autographs, re-post their photos on Twitter and witter on endlessly about their characters as though they know them personally, Tangoman will continue to give the fans what he says they want.
And they do want it.
It's weird, inappropriate and downright wrong. But since when did Twerpface give a damn about that?
Hmmmpf.
Bad Blondie.
Coming on here posting factual information and spoiling it for everyone.
>:(
Nearly choked on me chipolata And that jar of Nutella is going to be unopened tonight
Proper ruined my evening now
(Sighs heavily wipes fevered brow and exits stage left gurns at imaginary itv 2 audience adjusts my tea cosy hat to a jaunty angle and slams kitchen door shut theatrically )😄
Nearly choked on me chipolata And that jar of Nutella is going to be unopened tonight
Proper ruined my evening now
(Sighs heavily wipes fevered brow and exits stage left gurns at imaginary itv 2 audience adjusts my tea cosy hat to a jaunty angle and slams kitchen door shut theatrically )😄
There will I do for the next advert ???
Oh dear me, no.
You see, this is the difference between an enthusiastic amateur with a Nutella fixation and a true professional like the Tangotwerp.
Where was the suffering?
And the moment where you turned slowly away from the camera with your shoulders heaving whilst you sniffled noisily into your microphone?
Where was the completely made-up irrational fear you managed to conquer all by yourself like a big grown up boy?
And don't even get me started on the fact that not only did you completely forget to mention Juny Wuny, Bista and Mealticket and how much you loved them, you didn't traipse them onstage or make them sign autographs or flog their holiday snaps to a low-rent magazine.
Clearly you're not even ready for your own calendar, let alone a prestigious advertising campaign.
>:(
Oh dear me, no.
You see, this is the difference between an enthusiastic amateur with a Nutella fixation and a true professional like the Tangotwerp.
Where was the suffering?
And the moment where you turned slowly away from the camera with your shoulders heaving whilst you sniffled noisily into your microphone?
Where was the completely made-up irrational fear you managed to conquer all by yourself like a big grown up boy?
And don't even get me started on the fact that not only did you completely forget to mention Juny Wuny, Bista and Mealticket and how much you loved them, you didn't traipse them onstage or make them sign autographs or flog their holiday snaps to a low-rent magazine.
Clearly you're not even ready for your own calendar, let alone a prestigious advertising campaign.
>:(
You know your stuff, have you ever thought of going into zeleb management?
It's a 4 or 5 year degree followed by 2 years foundation training and then specialisation training which is a minimum of 3 years.
It's rare for someone to actually be a fully qualified doctor much before they're 30, slightly earlier if they're a GP. My brother is 31 now and he's only really been practising without supervision for 18 months or so and he's still considered a junior level doctor.
IIRC (and I am probably wrong) Emily still has at least a year left of her degree and so she's got a long way to go before she's a qualified doctor allowed to practice unsupervised.
I have just checked with my son (who is doing a music course, so almost certainly an expert on this) and he said "Why the bloody hell are you asking me about Peter bloody Andre Mother?"
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You were not wrong in your assessment - the ads play on his cheesiness and his skin tone matches the orange of the sign well.
The money thing is interesting, though. Apparently, he is a multi millionaire. Apparently, his shops are doing well. His future wife is just about to qualify as a doctor, so more than able to (eventually) add to the pot.
If this is the case, he didn't need to do the ads. They are not going to end up on the streets, are they? So, his integrity is worthless, he will put his name to anything, whether he believes in it or not.
He is not the first, won't be the last. But it does show greed. It does show that money is his driving factor, not honesty, not integrity, not even his need to be perceived as a serious musician. Just money.
The girl in the red dress...............why did she not use sunscreen?
Obviously TM would be wearing the obligatory aviators.
Just read the article but it's the comments that made me
He's definitely starting to look his age, too. Made all the more funny by the fact he thinks he's gorgeous!! Ewww!! And then there's Emily who looks soo young for her age. Been said before, for sure, but she looks like she could be his daughter.
They are the worst shape for his face. They pull it down, make it look scrunched up and draw attention to the very short gap between his nose and his upper lip.
http://www.specsuperstore.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/P-Andre.png
Surely a family friend at this stage! They get invited on trips to garden centres, driving lessons, birthday parties... a famly wedding was a natural progression!
Emily: "Now coming honey bun"
Peter: "Did you make sure you cancelled the milk?"
Emily: "Sure gawgus"
Peter: "Right, taxi is here, let's go"
Emily: "You got the passports?"
Peter: "Yes! - Oh wait, I just need to ring the Daily Mail and let them know were we are going!"
Probably closer to the truth than we can imagine ;-)
A quickie on the Emily doctor thing , seeing my surgeon the other day waiting for some results of nerve conduction tests to be faxed over was chatting... she said it takes roughly 9 yrs to qualify fully...7 if to be a GP....how old is Emily ? and if she is under 25 and having taken tome out surely she is no where near qualifying?
AS for the iceland adverts...certainty does nothing for this mum to want to go there...apart from good prices maybe there money would have been spent better
It's a 4 or 5 year degree followed by 2 years foundation training and then specialisation training which is a minimum of 3 years.
It's rare for someone to actually be a fully qualified doctor much before they're 30, slightly earlier if they're a GP. My brother is 31 now and he's only really been practising without supervision for 18 months or so and he's still considered a junior level doctor.
IIRC (and I am probably wrong) Emily still has at least a year left of her degree and so she's got a long way to go before she's a qualified doctor allowed to practice unsupervised.
Oh who knows. One minute it was a year until she's a fully qualified doctor in a year, next minute it's three months
It's almost as bad as Strictly Len knocking around FarmFoods, as if
You would think so wouldn't you?
But the way some people are going, anyone would think that Tangoman had won an Oscar, a Nobel Prize and the lottery, not that he was mopping up Kerry Katona's sloppy seconds flogging frozen food.
STS my backside.
YET again..
Kids in tow as he privately shares his holiday exclusive
Urgh! He truly makes me barf!! **insert barf smilies here**
How can anyone take this 'man' remotely seriously?!
Is this the Africa holiday he's selling/sharing this time? I wonder if there's any face shots of little Mealticket? They've really stuck to their guns with this whole privacy thing, haven't they?! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!:D
He's such a greedy little spoofer!
Thought she was featured last week
When I saw the headlines this morning of a forthcoming happy event I wondered if it was the Hair apparent 😄or Prince William
No doubt the former DOTY may be putting in practise for meal ticket two and may even be in touch with his very good friends Wills to do a spot of match making
It struck me the other day if Bister was lucky enough to wed royalty she'd be Princess Princess 😄😳
On stage...on stage again...photo shoots..more photoshoots, perfume box signing...well I suppose now the TV show is cancelled the kids have to earn for daddy somehow.
He's never going to stop selling his children because he can't make a living selling music. Poor mites. But hopefully people will start feel that the constant exposure of two primary school children by their father for money is distasteful and passe.
Thanks for your informed and based-on-real-live-facts post, Blondie. :cool:
But...
Why can't you see that?? >:(
Plenty of people already do think exactly that.
The problem is, that for as long as a few diehards want his children's autographs, re-post their photos on Twitter and witter on endlessly about their characters as though they know them personally, Tangoman will continue to give the fans what he says they want.
And they do want it.
It's weird, inappropriate and downright wrong. But since when did Twerpface give a damn about that?
Hmmmpf.
Bad Blondie.
Coming on here posting factual information and spoiling it for everyone.
>:(
Nearly choked on me chipolata And that jar of Nutella is going to be unopened tonight
Proper ruined my evening now
(Sighs heavily wipes fevered brow and exits stage left gurns at imaginary itv 2 audience adjusts my tea cosy hat to a jaunty angle and slams kitchen door shut theatrically )😄
There will I do for the next advert ???
Oh dear me, no.
You see, this is the difference between an enthusiastic amateur with a Nutella fixation and a true professional like the Tangotwerp.
Where was the suffering?
And the moment where you turned slowly away from the camera with your shoulders heaving whilst you sniffled noisily into your microphone?
Where was the completely made-up irrational fear you managed to conquer all by yourself like a big grown up boy?
And don't even get me started on the fact that not only did you completely forget to mention Juny Wuny, Bista and Mealticket and how much you loved them, you didn't traipse them onstage or make them sign autographs or flog their holiday snaps to a low-rent magazine.
Clearly you're not even ready for your own calendar, let alone a prestigious advertising campaign.
>:(
You know your stuff, have you ever thought of going into zeleb management?
I have just checked with my son (who is doing a music course, so almost certainly an expert on this) and he said "Why the bloody hell are you asking me about Peter bloody Andre Mother?"
I hope that clarifies this matter.