Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 4)

cinnamon girl · 27/12/10 - 13:48

Speaking of annoying sofa adverts...

That CSL one, with the blonde girl in some kind of leather/rubber bondage outfit, singing 'Girls on film', with three other glamorous girls cavorting around, even once in their underwear. Just WHY?!

[Deleted User] · 27/12/10 - 15:31

The Envirofone ads. If I see that stupid Cockney numpty shout "Wonga" one more time, I'm going to hunt him down, and then smack him in the face.

Tarot · 27/12/10 - 16:13

I see Martine McCutcheon's back again, encouraging us to get back in shape after Christmas by eating Activia :yawn:.

Istvan · 27/12/10 - 16:29

Tarot wrote: »

I see Martine McCutcheon's back again, encouraging us to get back in shape after Christmas by eating Activia :yawn:.

you mean after we stuffed our-selves on all those goodies that they were advertizing BEFORE xmas

Istvan · 27/12/10 - 16:30

MistahLee30 wrote: »

The Envirofone ads. If I see that stupid Cockney numpty shout "Wonga" one more time, I'm going to hunt him down, and then smack him in the face.

is that all!!, at least use a base-ball bat, make it worth while

Istvan · 27/12/10 - 16:32

cinnamon girl wrote: »

Speaking of annoying sofa adverts...

That CSL one, with the blonde girl in some kind of leather/rubber bondage outfit, singing 'Girls on film', with three other glamorous girls cavorting around, even once in their underwear. Just WHY?!

because some of us can't afford the pay-for-porn channels :rolleyes:

degsyhufc · 27/12/10 - 16:35

I don't like the xbox fit advert. The woman sounds like she's using a jedi mind trick. Maybe you should use xbox :rolleyes:

Loon · 27/12/10 - 17:21

Ooooh the new Go Compare ad features no singing!!!!

A nation rejoices.

I wish Sir Chris Hoy didn't do those Bran Flakes ads. Not only is the script beneath him, he's spouting a load of crap. Studies have shown you may as well be eating Frosties or Coco Pops for all the good Bran Flakes do you.

Istvan · 27/12/10 - 17:30

Loon wrote: »

Ooooh the new Go Compare ad features no singing!!!!

A nation rejoices.

I wish Sir Chris Hoy didn't do those Bran Flakes ads. Not only is the script beneath him, he's spouting a load of crap. Studies have shown you may as well be eating Frosties or Coco Pops for all the good Bran Flakes do you.

and the box tastes better as well

late8 · 27/12/10 - 19:30

The Sofa add with the Girls on Film thing. Totally pointless.

Why cant they learn to just show a sofa and its price?

after all these sofa companies are only selling orange boxes with a bit of crappy fabric attached.

Karly · 27/12/10 - 19:36

Often thought if I was in advertising I would do an ad for something that lasted 30 seconds and just had silence with a black screen and the words "Buy (name of product)". It would make you pay attention to see if your telly had gone on the blink and then try to find out what the product was - and it would cost next to nothing to make.;)

[Deleted User] · 27/12/10 - 19:41

degsyhufc wrote: »

I don't like the xbox fit advert. The woman sounds like she's using a jedi mind trick. Maybe you should use xbox :rolleyes:

Yes, could not agree more. I HATE the way she says "maybe you should play a little-bit-of-x-box :mad:

Another advert getting right on my tits lately is for Nikon camera, with that guy taking pictures and the other guy comes over and says "hey! can we have out camera back please" - WORST.DUBBING.EVER :mad:

CSL,SCS,DFS - SALE, SALE, SALE, SALE, SALE SALE, SALE, SALE SALE, SALE, SALE SALE, SALE, SALE SALE, SALE, SALE SALE, SALE, SALE SALE, SALE, SALE SALE, SALE, SALE SALE, SALE, SALE SALE, SALE, SALE SALE, SALE, SALE --- SHUT UP ALREADY!:mad:

Winns Solicitors advert on both radio and tv with Quentin Wilson's smug voice, reading some awful patronising and fking diabolical script "time to break a few rules" and "ahh the unstoppable demise of the Internet" my god never have I hated an advert/person/company so much :mad:

[Deleted User] · 27/12/10 - 21:32

Istvan wrote: »

and the box tastes better as well

The box provides more roughage than the cereal :rolleyes:

LYNN(E) · 27/12/10 - 21:37

Azagoth wrote: »

WKD- Fat slob jumping in the bath at a gym and claiming to have had a "heavy session"! More like the lardy sod got trollied on 'Wife Beater' and staggered into the gym thinking it was some sort of trendy bar.

What about that Magnum advert when that bird crunches into the choc ice & it sounds like a walrus chomping on an iceberg Puts my teeth on edge

Loon · 27/12/10 - 22:19

Istvan wrote: »

and the box tastes better as well

I was going to add that.

Andy Birkenhead · 27/12/10 - 22:20

I really hate the adverts for CSL sofas where the women are singing the worst karaoke version of Girls On Film I have ever heard. Totally dead, tuneless dirge.

[Deleted User] · 27/12/10 - 22:21

No, I don't f***ing dream in f***ing chocolate, stop f***ing asking me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miss buzzybee · 27/12/10 - 23:02

Not strictly an ad but the preview 'ads' for ITV's Dancing on Ice, the music is horrible!!, can't they wait till next week to promote it!

riverside 57 · 27/12/10 - 23:49

Just a question about a particular ad that has had me puzzled for months! The ad is for some drink or other with el casei immunitas (see I can't even remember the name of it), but it shows people setting up their deckchairs and barbecue in the garden with snow all around them and the next door neighbour whistles to the neighbour the other side and makes a gesture to show she thinks they are mental!

Well, my question is, is that woman Lizzie from Emmerdale as it looks like her, and she doesn't seem blind in the advert, and I'm sure I read on here somewhere that the actress is blind in real life!

Thanks for reading, and I would appreciate any replies if you know the answer!

Loon · 28/12/10 - 01:29

iamsofired wrote: »

Any of those Paul Whitehouse ads where he does his various regional accents.

Aviva ads? I like those. Especially the old boy in the cafe!

googleking · 28/12/10 - 01:50

Aaarrrggghhh the CRAZY FROG is back! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Istvan · 28/12/10 - 12:44

Fio Montoya wrote: »

No, I don't f***ing dream in f***ing chocolate, stop f***ing asking me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my psychiatrist, oops doctor asked me "Are you troubled by lurid dreams of naked women", I said "No, in fact I quite enjoy them"

steveh31 · 28/12/10 - 12:47

Oh No there's a new talking ill animal give us your money ad, this time a minute of a donkey telling us how his back hurts and his new owner Brooke needs your money.

Please no more talking animal we want your dosh ads.

[Deleted User] · 28/12/10 - 12:47

I have had ENOUGH of the pretentious Renault Megane 'experiment' HORSE SHIT NOW.

It's a car FFS :rolleyes:

Brummie Girl · 28/12/10 - 13:06

cinnamon girl wrote: »

Speaking of annoying sofa adverts...

That CSL one, with the blonde girl in some kind of leather/rubber bondage outfit, singing 'Girls on film', with three other glamorous girls cavorting around, even once in their underwear. Just WHY?!

What I don't get about this advert is why the need for scantily clad girls to advertise sofas? If it's aimed at men then when did females and children stop sitting on sofas if the advert thinks it will make loads of men go out and buy one.

It's similar to Boots and their incessant use of the song "Here Comes The Girls" in all their adverts like it is only females who ever shop in there.

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