Penguins don't fall over watching planes fly overhead.
The bit about hair not growing after death, I read about 1st World War soldiers surrounded by dead bodies in the trenches saying that the hair did grow.
That one always makes me laugh - for example a great white - a two to three ton apex predator is not going to be very worried by some puny primate feebly hitting it on the nose - it deals with elephant seals for God's sake!
Although it isn't correct it isn't ridiculous in itself because you do get unexpected behaviour in some species. A good example of this is if you turn a great white shark upside down it will become immobile, okay easier said than done but killer whales that hunt great whites actually do this before killing them.
I still think swallowing chewing gum will bung up your guts.
Also I am reliably informed that part of an NHS nurse's duty is to routinely ,
ahem, " give hand relief " to incapacitated male patients. However I
still have to do more research on that one.
Eating Carrots has no effect on your eyesight but it makes your
wee go a bit orangey.
I still think swallowing chewing gum will bung up your guts.
Also I am reliably informed that part of an NHS nurse's duty is to routinely ,
ahem, " give hand relief " to incapacitated male patients.However I
still have to do more research on that one.
Eating Carrots has no effect on your eyesight but it makes your
wee go a bit orangey.
"You've got to ask yourself a question. 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
Most of these misquotes are essentially saying the same thing as the original quote, but pedant city kicks in because the quote isn't quoted exactly word for word.
It's like 'Do you feel well' being misquoted as 'Are you well', which are basically saying the same thing.
That's base to peak height. Everest is considered the highest mountain, as you can see the base without going underwater. Basically, what is hidden underwater doesn't count.
The Sun newspaper never ran a "Charlotte Church Countdown to 16 Clock".
Indeed they didn't.
The Sport ran such a countdown, but it was for Lindsay Dawn McKenzie and published naughty pics of her on the day of her 16th birthday, meaning she must have been 15 when they were actually taken.
there wasnt the necessary human technlogy to fake the moon landings in 69.
aliens faked the landings then gave the tapes to the cia. so we wouldnt discover their lunar bases.
No they never. The CIA got the technology to fake the moon landings from crashed UFOs, they never got enough tech to actually go to the moon but did get enough to fake it.
Hair doesn't keep growing after death. The skin shrinks back due to dehydration/decomposition which gives the impression that hair and nails are still growing.
They are all adopted. Harry Palms mother Alotta Bush remarried Dick Fitswell and had 2 other sons Mike Hunt and Hugh Jass even though Harry's grandmother E. Norma Stits objected.
They are all adopted. Harry Palms mother Alotta Bush remarried Dick Fitswell and had 2 other sons Mike Hunt and Hugh Jass even though Harry's grandmother E. Norma Stits objected.
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It's Mike Hunt's brother.
The bit about hair not growing after death, I read about 1st World War soldiers surrounded by dead bodies in the trenches saying that the hair did grow.
And neither is Keith Lemon, though the way he is talked about you'd think otherwise
Although it isn't correct it isn't ridiculous in itself because you do get unexpected behaviour in some species. A good example of this is if you turn a great white shark upside down it will become immobile, okay easier said than done but killer whales that hunt great whites actually do this before killing them.
Also I am reliably informed that part of an NHS nurse's duty is to routinely ,
ahem, " give hand relief " to incapacitated male patients. However I
still have to do more research on that one.
Eating Carrots has no effect on your eyesight but it makes your
wee go a bit orangey.
cats are not causing global warming (so they can spend more time rolling around on hot concrete driveways)
it now seems smoking does cause lung cancer. despite what the tobacco industry claimed for decades .....
but they just happened to be in power during the 73 opec oil price rise and the 07 banking crash.
title of a film that nobody ever wanted to make so it doesnt exist.
probably it wasnt made by either frank capra or preston sturges.
anyone else into counterfactuals ?
.....how do you plan to 'incapacitate' yourself?
He's adamant he isn't and works at the chip shop.
aliens faked the landings then gave the tapes to the cia. so we wouldnt discover their lunar bases.
How come they have different surnames then?
That's very dangerous. Why not simply reach out and take the gun off them?
Stage name, obviously!
It's difficult to pinpoint his location as he's everywhere. ;-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hkIN38qnY
"Elvis needs boats, Elvis needs boats..."
:cool:
Is it. So, what's the reason for keeping all the other breeds and makes of fish in captivity.
An ex of mine thought the same. I told her it was a Steve Coogan persona, like Tony Ferrino and Paul/Pauline Calf.
Most of these misquotes are essentially saying the same thing as the original quote, but pedant city kicks in because the quote isn't quoted exactly word for word.
It's like 'Do you feel well' being misquoted as 'Are you well', which are basically saying the same thing.
That's base to peak height. Everest is considered the highest mountain, as you can see the base without going underwater. Basically, what is hidden underwater doesn't count.
Indeed they didn't.
The Sport ran such a countdown, but it was for Lindsay Dawn McKenzie and published naughty pics of her on the day of her 16th birthday, meaning she must have been 15 when they were actually taken.
No they never. The CIA got the technology to fake the moon landings from crashed UFOs, they never got enough tech to actually go to the moon but did get enough to fake it.
how else can u mesure height of something ...base to peak usually is best way
often wondered if everest is actually smaller as its jammed between mountains , so maybe the base doesnt begin at sea level
They are all adopted. Harry Palms mother Alotta Bush remarried Dick Fitswell and had 2 other sons Mike Hunt and Hugh Jass even though Harry's grandmother E. Norma Stits objected.
Hehe!