What Are The Funniest Lines You've Read On Here?

[Deleted User] · 07/05/10 - 18:25

The things that stick in my mind recently are someone describing Paulo Nutini as a 'DRUNKEN PIGEON' (which I've never been able to get out of my head)

- and the other was a poster fancying David Mitchell - and saying if she met him, he would 'get it' 'MULTIPLE TIMES!' :eek::D

What have you read on here lately that's made you really laugh?

chuck_wippl · 07/05/10 - 18:25

Anything cosmo says.

mathertron · 07/05/10 - 18:29

Aardwarks pregnant lady having her kidneys eaten by her baby will always be my fave....

...and housewife's tip for gettig rid of garlicy smells

[Deleted User] · 07/05/10 - 18:31

mathertron wrote: »

Aardwarks pregnant lady having her kidneys eaten by her baby will always be my fave....

...and housewife's tip for gettig rid of garlicy smells

:eek: I thought you were banned??

miss-kitty · 07/05/10 - 18:33

mathertron wrote: »

Aardwarks pregnant lady having her kidneys eaten by her baby will always be my fave....

...and housewife's tip for gettig rid of garlicy smells

?????

Richard46 · 07/05/10 - 18:35

chuck_wippl wrote: »

Anything cosmo says.

Well not everything but most of them.

mathertron · 07/05/10 - 18:36

evesapples131 wrote: »

:eek: I thought you were banned??

I'm like that stubborn stain that just wont go away

miss-kitty wrote: »

?????

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=981402

epic use of the cry smiley!

miss-kitty · 07/05/10 - 18:38

mathertron wrote: »

I'm like that stubborn stain that just wont go away

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=981402

Thankyou for finding the post! that was hilarious! Im still laughing!!!

[Deleted User] · 07/05/10 - 18:38

HALibutt wrote: »

The things that stick in my mind recently are someone describing Paulo Nutini as a 'DRUNKEN PIGEON' (which I've never been able to get out of my head)

- and the other was a poster fancying David Mitchell - and saying if she met him, he would 'get it' 'MULTIPLE TIMES!' :eek::D

What have you read on here lately that's made you really laugh?

Heehee that was me! And I stand by that statement

:D

Stoatie makes me laugh quite a lot. And Henderson (as much as it pains me to say it..............:D)

skunkboy69 · 07/05/10 - 18:38

Many things the pro BNP supporters have posted.Altho I do suspect a lot of them are just trolls after attention.

mathertron · 07/05/10 - 18:39

miss-kitty wrote: »

Thankyou for finding the post! that was hilarious! Im still laughing!!!

it was 18 months ago and im still laughing too!

[Deleted User] · 07/05/10 - 18:55

In the politics forums someone's written:

What's the difference between the BNP and a bus? A bus has seats.

And that amused me.

*weeschmoo* · 07/05/10 - 19:02

mathertron's rant about that Ben Fogle was I think the funniest thing I have read on here, also reading the WHATM threads on the BB forum about Carole - some of those posts had me in fits.

Kinda · 07/05/10 - 19:02

mathertron wrote: »

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=981402

epic use of the cry smiley!

Reading that reply, I have to agree...it just went to most favorite, right after I wiped the coffee off my keyboard! One has to be a genius to come up with a fantastic one liner like that...congratulations Ardwark

p.s. welcome back mathertron

archiver · 07/05/10 - 19:12

Kinda wrote: »

Reading that reply, I have to agree...it just went to most favorite, right after I wiped the coffee off my keyboard! One has to be a genius to come up with a fantastic one liner like that...congratulations Ardwark

p.s. welcome back mathertron

Seconded :cool:

mathertron · 07/05/10 - 19:21

awww thanks peeps x x x

HarryValley · 07/05/10 - 19:32

mathertron wrote: »

awww thanks peeps x x x

Ah welcome back mathers! 3am hasn't been the same ...

cosmo · 07/05/10 - 19:32

Post 6 in this thread.

I laughed for about half an hour after that.

Ricky D Gervais · 07/05/10 - 19:36

Anything stud u like posts. What a character. Literally.

Dave3622 · 07/05/10 - 19:51

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1032817&highlight=rough+slag

I remember this thread making me LOL, I think it had something to do with the OP's turn of phrase

fluffybunyip · 07/05/10 - 19:53

*weeschmoo* wrote: »

mathertron's rant about that Ben Fogle was I think the funniest thing I have read on here, also reading the WHATM threads on the BB forum about Carole - some of those posts had me in fits.

Agreed, brilliant!

Didn't see the "baby eating kidneys" bit until just now but also very good.

One of my favourites was the thread about scratching under the floorboards, there were some very funny replies - one in particular about it being a "big, greasy rat" after the OP indicated they were freaked out about such things, and other things. I'm obviously easily amused.

spoty · 07/05/10 - 19:54

Some people are so quick and it gives me a smile, if I knew there was going to be a thread about it I would have kept the quotes and shared the joy.

[Deleted User] · 07/05/10 - 19:57

I like Ben Fogle (if it's who I think it is) *SWOON* - what's that 'rant' all about? Which thread? Is there a link pls?

November_Rain · 07/05/10 - 20:02

Dave3622 wrote: »

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1032817&highlight=rough+slag

I remember this thread making me LOL, I think it had something to do with the OP's turn of phrase

Haha, I remember that thread. Is it really a year old? :eek::D

Dave3622 · 07/05/10 - 20:03

mathertron wrote: »

I'm like that stubborn stain that just wont go away

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=981402

epic use of the cry smiley!

I am crying with laughter, that really is the funniest post ever

fluffybunyip · 07/05/10 - 20:05

HALibutt wrote: »

I like Ben Fogle (if it's who I think it is) *SWOON* - what's that 'rant' all about? Which thread? Is there a link pls?

Starts on post 40 here...

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=39518649&highlight=fogle#post39518649

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