I exhaled a spider when i woke up this morning

InTheLoop · 27/09/14 - 00:45

Why is there so many spiders around at the moment!
I woke up this morning and a blooming spider crawled out of my mouth, plus there is an egg sack in the corner of my room which keeps swelling and moving
When will they stop showing themselves

Billy_Value · 27/09/14 - 00:48

InTheLoop wrote: »

Why is there so many spiders around at the moment!
I woke up this morning and a blooming spider crawled out of my mouth, plus there is an egg sack in the corner of my room which keeps swelling and moving
When will they stop showing themselves

yeh it s a common thing that spiders crawl into our mouths at night but most of don't notice

Toby LaRhone · 27/09/14 - 01:04

Billy_Value wrote: »

yeh it s a common thing that spiders crawl into our mouths at night but most of don't notice

I really do think that "belief" is bollox

What about every other orifice?

[Deleted User] · 27/09/14 - 01:09

InTheLoop wrote: »

Why is there so many spiders around at the moment!
I woke up this morning and a blooming spider crawled out of my mouth, plus there is an egg sack in the corner of my room which keeps swelling and moving
When will they stop showing themselves

no, that would be the dinosaurs eggs..watch out at midnight they will crack and you will thousands of babies everywhere

Billy_Value · 27/09/14 - 01:09

Toby LaRhone wrote: »

I really do think that "belief" is bollox
What about every other orifice?

if its moist and warm you're in trouble

Toby LaRhone · 27/09/14 - 01:17

Billy_Value wrote: »

if its moist and warm you're in trouble

That's why, before I do my morning ablutions, I give myself a good "extraction" with the Hoover pipe.

Billy_Value · 27/09/14 - 01:18

Toby LaRhone wrote: »

That's why, before I do my morning ablutions, I give myself a good "extraction" with the Hoover pipe.

with the nozzle?

Toby LaRhone · 27/09/14 - 01:21

Billy_Value wrote: »

with the nozzle?

The thin one.
The circular brush is special occasions only.

[Deleted User] · 27/09/14 - 01:42

That must've been gross. A spider has never been in my mouth

duckylucky · 27/09/14 - 08:41

Billy_Value wrote: »

yeh it s a common thing that spiders crawl into our mouths at night but most of don't notice

If we dont notice how do you know its common

steveh31 · 27/09/14 - 08:45

I exhaled a spider when i woke up this morning

Isn't that called beastiality in the UK?

CravenHaven · 27/09/14 - 08:48

this is why in Transylvania they say for good luck "Cough up a good one"

[Deleted User] · 27/09/14 - 08:54

You sure it wasn't a spiderman? You were drunk after all.

JB3 · 27/09/14 - 08:59

Conkers.

Spiders tend to move indoors in the Autumn,I place conkers on the window sills, as it is claimed that spiders don't like the smell of chestnut , have to say I was cynical, but it seems to work.

steveh31 · 27/09/14 - 09:01

JB3 wrote: »

Conkers.

Spiders tend to move indoors in the Autumn,I place conkers on the window sills, as it is claimed that spiders don't like the smell of chestnut , have to say I was cynical, but it seems to work.

I have that spider spray doing no good whatsoever just opened bathroom window now and a huge spider sat there on the window edge.

TrollHunter · 27/09/14 - 09:04

I sleep with a conker in my mouth and I can categorically state that I've never has a spider climb in during my sleep. However, spiders are the least of my problems as I've choked to death twice doing this. Swings and roundabouts and all that.

JB3 · 27/09/14 - 09:06

I have had one behind the fridge freezer for a long time.

Haven't seen him this year so he's probs popped his clogs now, but I didn't mind him because he never came out and scuttled across the floor, just poked his head out from behind the white goods now and then.

They only live for a bout a year, I think.

Keyser_Soze1 · 27/09/14 - 09:45

Tegenaria species are pretty spectacular as british spiders go.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Tegenaria_atrica-h.jpg/750px-Tegenaria_atrica-h.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/S5JEsxk1zEs/hqdefault.jpg

http://howibecameasuperhero.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/horrible-spider.jpg

[Deleted User] · 27/09/14 - 09:47

Meh, I've had worse things in my mouth than a spider.

dorydaryl · 27/09/14 - 09:57

Don't mind them. Keep the flies away. What I do object to is them bringing the wife and 800 kids over.

venusinflares · 27/09/14 - 10:23

The house spiders we see at this time of year are already in, they don't decide to move indoors, they live indoors. They come out of their hiding places looking for a mate.

Leave them be and they will go off and hide again.

I don't believe that the OP had a spider in his mouth when he woke up this morning. What a load of cobblers.

Keyser_Soze1 · 27/09/14 - 10:32

venusinflares wrote: »

The house spiders we see at this time of year are already in, they don't decide to move indoors, they live indoors. They come out of their hiding places looking for a mate.

Leave them be and they will go off and hide again.

I don't believe that the OP had a spider in his mouth when he woke up this morning. What a load of cobblers.

Exactly.

It is an urban myth - a spider is far more scared of us and a sleeping human would seem terrifying.

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

anne_666 · 27/09/14 - 10:45

InTheLoop wrote: »

Why is there so many spiders around at the moment!
I woke up this morning and a blooming spider crawled out of my mouth, plus there is an egg sack in the corner of my room which keeps swelling and moving
When will they stop showing themselves

They are saying exactly the same thing about you on another thread!

burton07 · 27/09/14 - 12:54

TrollHunter wrote: »

I sleep with a conker in my mouth and I can categorically state that I've never has a spider climb in during my sleep. However, spiders are the least of my problems as I've choked to death twice doing this. Swings and roundabouts and all that.

Good plan dat

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