Andre's "suffering" (part 2)

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,881
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Now now, Pete is a well-known style guru with his own fashion line...

    "But it seems that Peter Andre's girlfriend Emily Macdonagh has got it just right when it comes to maternity style - or so the singer thinks. Speaking at the Ashley Roberts KEY fashion launch, he exclusively told omg!: ''Emily's got great style, I don't need to tell her what to wear, I leave all that to her.''


    Lucky Emily eh, having DOTY on hand to approve her style.

    http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/googoogaga/peter-andre-loves-pregnant-girlfriend-emily-macdonagh-maternity-style-amazing-exclusive-190909684.html

    PS. Style Guru

    Hes actually telling the truth here, for once :rolleyes: he dosent have to tell her what to wear, because CP tells both of them:D
  • sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    Val_Beam wrote: »
    Maybe it costs a bit extra to touch the bits lol

    Maybe what I said was a joke and some people just don't get it lol
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    scone wrote: »
    Maybe what I said was a joke and some people just don't get it lol

    I think that's the biggest problem on this website, different people have different humour and they just don't get each other. :)
  • sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    I think that's the biggest problem on this website, different people have different humour and they just don't get each other. :)

    Like I really think he's a male escort come on for a start no one would pay him to take them out to dinner, he'd spend half the time looking in the cutlery at his own reflection, oooh spoon face I remember you
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    scone wrote: »
    Like I really think he's a male escort come on for a start no one would pay him to take them out to dinner, he'd spend half the time looking in the cutlery at his own reflection, oooh spoon face I remember you

    I know you're paying love but lets talk about me instead! ;)
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    I know you're paying love but lets talk about me instead! ;)

    I think he would say ...." I've told you what i love about me ...now you tell me what you love about ME " :D:D
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    scone wrote: »
    Like I really think he's a male escort come on for a start no one would pay him to take them out to dinner, he'd spend half the time looking in the cutlery at his own reflection, oooh spoon face I remember you

    You mean you where joking :eek: ? ... I really thought you were serious ...NOT ;)
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    scone wrote: »
    Maybe what I said was a joke and some people just don't get it lol

    I'm now trying to imagine DOTY as an escort. Can you imagine the amount of prep he'd put in? :eek::D

    It would make all that primping and preening he does on his show look like 'wash'n'go'.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,881
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    scone wrote: »
    Like I really think he's a male escort come on for a start no one would pay him to take them out to dinner, he'd spend half the time looking in the cutlery at his own reflection, oooh spoon face I remember you

    Oh I dont know, it wouldnt be the first time hes slept with someone for media and financial gain would it ;)
  • sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    He would probably turn up late too just because he can't get his hair right
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    I think some people tend to tag Andre with any old label, just as long as it's (even ever so vaguely) derogatory. :D



    Very true.

    Some people are just salty old dogs that criticise for the sake of it.

    Poor Pete.
    :(
  • Val_BeamVal_Beam Posts: 3,810
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    scone wrote: »
    Maybe what I said was a joke and some people just don't get it lol
    I am joking lol
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    scone wrote: »
    He would probably turn up late too just because he can't get his hair right

    Mikey would have to accompany him and fix it between clients.
  • Brighton BhelleBrighton Bhelle Posts: 723
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    Poor Pete.
    :(

    Indeed my dear, indeed. :D:D
  • sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    Very true.

    Some people are just salty old dogs that criticise for the sake of it.

    Poor Pete.
    :(

    I'd say a male escort jibe is in fact a compliment where he is concerned
  • Val_BeamVal_Beam Posts: 3,810
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    Cym wrote: »
    Oh I dont know, it wouldnt be the first time hes slept with someone for media and financial gain would it ;)
    Remember it was her who went to him,and she also earned a few bob from it as well.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,881
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    Val_Beam wrote: »
    Remember it was her who went to him,and she also earned a few bob from it as well.

    still joking I see :D
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Very true.

    Some people are just salty old dogs that criticise for the sake of it.

    Poor Pete.
    :(

    Fancy that - shocking :mad:
  • Val_BeamVal_Beam Posts: 3,810
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    Cym wrote: »
    still joking I see :D
    Not joking,she was the one who rushed to see him...do want a BJ pete,the rest is history
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Val_Beam wrote: »
    Remember it was her who went to him,and she also earned a few bob from it as well.

    Mutually beneficial relationship imo. Had they not hooked up in the jungle, I doubt we'd have heard much about either of them again
  • artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    Tedious Andre peters out

    The uneagerly awaited 457th series of ITV2 classic Peter Andre: My Life... and I have to say I’m impressed.

    A nothing-packed first instalment delivered just about the most awesomely tedious hour of television I have ever seen.

    Insania Boy says that when the latest empty episodes fizzle out he’ll bring down the curtain on a programme that tells you all you never wanted to know about his privacy-free children, his dull girlfriend Emily and his obsession with coffee. Let’s hope he keeps his promise.

    But as the dud opening salvo span round in the same old contrived circles, in-demand Pete was crazy busy.

    Discussing his preposterous perfume range. He hated the gaudy gold top, but loved the Katie Price-pink box...

    Looking for a new bad taste house to buy. Fishing with his mates. And – woohoo! – filming daytime drivel 60 Minute Makeover.

    “When are you getting married?” enquired Pete’s kids Princess and Junior, whose long-forgotten mother gets married every month.

    Just as soon as the magazine deals are in place...

    And will thick Lord Grantham make more disastrous decisions about the estate? Fingers crossed...

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  • Val_BeamVal_Beam Posts: 3,810
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Mutually beneficial relationship imo
    Exactly,they both used each other..2 washed up hasbeens got lucky,neither could have made it without the other.
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Val_Beam wrote: »
    Exactly,they both used each other..2 washed up hasbeens got lucky,neither could have made it without the other.

    Absolutely. Without IAC, he'd be doing the nostalgia tour circuits of Butlins with Sonia and Chesney Hawkes and she'd be falling out of nighclubs and hooking up with random blokes ;)
  • artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Absolutely. Without IAC, he'd be doing the nostalgia tour circuits of Butlins with Sonia and Chesney Hawkes and she'd be falling out of nighclubs and hooking up with random blokes ;)

    Hmmmm...it could have been so different for them.:D
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Absolutely. Without IAC, he'd be doing the nostalgia tour circuits of Butlins with Sonia and Chesney Hawkes and she'd be falling out of nighclubs and hooking up with random blokes ;)

    I don't think he would even be doing that, where was he before IAC? What exactly was his job title? Was he still recording? Was he still touring? There appears to be a seven year gap in his discography, 1997 - 2004, the forgotten years, what was he doing, I think a TV programme should be made about that
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