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Men hooking their penises up to Cow Milking Machines to masturbate

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  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    #27
    Henderson wrote: »
    Once you've had black, you dont go back....

    I knew someone was gonna post that :D:D
  • cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    Im just hoping nobody has done it into the source of the milk in my fridge... otherwise I'll have to have toast for breakfast in the morning. It tasted ok though so its kinda unlikely. :p
  • TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    Thats terrible...I'll stick to my hoover thanks...:p
  • MaybelleMaybelle Posts: 2,957
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    plymeverton1878 wrote: »
    They're often used on women in bdsm scenes.

    Ahem, so I've heard.

    I know I'll be sorry I asked, but what is bdsm?:confused:

    Thank you OP so much for a fun end to my Sunday,
    tears of laughter here:D:D:D:D:D:
  • TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    I thought my tea was salty this morning..;)
  • Speak-SoftlySpeak-Softly Posts: 24,737
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    Maybelle wrote: »
    I know I'll be sorry I asked, but what is bdsm?:confused:

    Thank you OP so much for a fun end to my Sunday,
    tears of laughter here:D:D:D:D:D:

    I had to google it too. :o

    bondage, domination, sado masocists (sp)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,732
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    #33
    Connor Williams wrote: »
    Men hooking their penises up to Cow Milking Machines to masturbate. This was just on The Surgery on Radio 1. Jesus Effing Christ!
    They don't let go or stop sucking until there is a certain amount of liquid taken. I'm squirming like mental!

    LOL - I was listening to this and her reasoning was, they were thinking "I wonder why nobody has thought of this before..." :D
  • LyricalisLyricalis Posts: 57,958
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    Speak-Softly wrote: »
    I had to google it too. :o

    bondage, domination, sado masocists (sp)

    Some people really do making sex complicated don't they?
  • MaybelleMaybelle Posts: 2,957
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    plymeverton1878 wrote: »
    They're often used on women in bdsm scenes.

    Ahem, so I've heard.


    Thanks Speak-Softly for the translation - I was:o
    to ask! But the 'used on women' part is worrying
    me now:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: If I google it
    I'll be too scared to look!
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Maybelle wrote: »
    Thanks Speak-Softly for the translation - I was:o
    to ask! But the 'used on women' part is worrying
    me now:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: If I google it
    I'll be too scared to look!

    Don't go there, save yourself :eek::D
  • swingalegswingaleg Posts: 103,092
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    I expect someone did it for a dare.......y
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,275
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    TheMask wrote: »
    Thats terrible...I'll stick to my hoover thanks...:p

    Sounds like another trip to casualty to me.
  • roland ratroland rat Posts: 13,829
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    I think this guy has already done this

    Cum in a bottle
  • TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    whip wrote: »
    Sounds like another trip to casualty to me.

    I have had it removed more than once...I keep forgetting to empty the bag..:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,186
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    Sick Tings, I think I may get the OH a Milking Machine, Leaves time to do other things like Watch Desperate Housewives or polish the best cutlery.
  • LP ROBINSONLP ROBINSON Posts: 1,119
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    #42
    Sounds interesting, might have to try it.
  • TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    #43
    LP ROBINSON wrote: »
    Sounds interesting, might have to try it.

    What does...?
  • MaybelleMaybelle Posts: 2,957
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    TheMask wrote: »
    Thats terrible...I'll stick to my hoover thanks...:p
    Kablamo wrote: »
    LOL - I was listening to this and her reasoning was, they were thinking "I wonder why nobody has thought of this before..." :D
    roland rat wrote: »
    I think this guy has already done this

    Cum in a bottle
    TheMask wrote: »
    I have had it removed more than once...I keep forgetting to empty the bag..:D

    You gentlemen seem to have much more fun with
    these things than us ladies!:o:o:o:o:D
  • LP ROBINSONLP ROBINSON Posts: 1,119
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    #45
    TheMask wrote: »
    What does...?

    Using a milk machine on the penis.
  • TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    #46
    Maybelle wrote: »
    You gentlemen seem to have much more fun with
    these things than us ladies!:o:o:o:o:D

    You can lend my thing if you want...:D:D
  • MaybelleMaybelle Posts: 2,957
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    PS - You are all gentlemen aren't you???:eek:
  • TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    LP ROBINSON wrote: »
    Using a milk machine on the penis.

    oooooooooooooooooK....what ever floats your milk float..:p
  • christina83christina83 Posts: 11,115
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    #49
    I'm sure my male friend said he use to put the hoover sucker on his sausage to masterbate when he was younger :D He said this while drunk.
  • 2-Pot Screamer2-Pot Screamer Posts: 34,238
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    christina83 wrote: »
    I'm sure my male friend said he use to put the hoover sucker on his sausage to masterbate when he was younger :D He said this while drunk.

    Sorry, I find that very hard to believe - not! :D
  • TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    Maybelle wrote: »
    PS - You are all gentlemen aren't you???:eek:

    If you want me to be...:D:D;)
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