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Steven's multi million pound company website written by a 5 year old

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    atkoatko Posts: 4,363
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    Do I really have to spell it out for you? He's arguably THE most popular person in the house, he is charismatic, funny & handsome, he is a massivley succesful businessman with a multi-million pound business, he's rich enough that £100,000 would mean NOTHING to him and he's practically engaged to a freaking PLAYBOY MODEL for god's sake. What isn't there to be jealous of? Can any of you boast even a fraction of the success Steven has, and at just 21 years of age as well? So some silly goose got themselves worked up in a fit of jealousy and have started a thread nitpicking anything they can find to crticisie him, and have settled on the most pathetic, trivial criticism of someone that I've ever seen on this forum - the design of their webstie, and other jealous geese have joined in.

    And the FACT is NONE of that is true so nothing to be jealous about!! :D:D:D
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    Rio FantasticRio Fantastic Posts: 820
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    atko wrote: »
    And the FACT is NONE of that is true so nothing to be jealous about!! :D:D:D

    What are you talking about? He is popular in the house - every single housemate likes him. £100,000 would mean nothing to him - he said this himself. He has a multi-million pound business - he talked about how his business turned over its first and second million a couple of years ago. Kimberley is a playboy model and they are engaged and have sex regularly for us all to see. Everything I said was true.
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    melloncollie06melloncollie06 Posts: 2,525
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    What are you talking about? He is popular in the house - every single housemate likes him. £100,000 would mean nothing to him - he said this himself. He has a multi-million pound business - he talked about how his business turned over its first and second million a couple of years ago. Kimberley is a playboy model and they are engaged and have sex regularly for us all to see. Everything I said was true.

    I'm either sensing extreme sarcasm or witnessing extreme gullibility
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    Do you think Kimberly has seen this website yet?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,188
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    Steven is going to need his own Hicky on here.
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    atkoatko Posts: 4,363
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    I'm either sensing extreme sarcasm or witnessing extreme gullibility

    I agree completely!!
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    phil solophil solo Posts: 9,669
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    Conehead wrote: »
    Steven is going to need his own Hicky on here.

    I'm sure he's given himself a hick(e)y, many a time. :D

    If you mean something (someone!) else, recent evidence suggests he's already got one :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 382
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    Bandwidth limit exceeded' lol... Obviously a quality host hes gone with too
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    atkoatko Posts: 4,363
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    macaz75 wrote: »
    Bandwidth limit exceeded' lol... Obviously a quality host hes gone with too

    Well last count it had received over 4 million hits this month so I guess once it got around Social Media everyone wanted to check it out.
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    bein'onestbein'onest Posts: 2,863
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    Do I really have to spell it out for you? He's arguably THE most popular person in the house, he is charismatic, funny & handsome, he is a massivley succesful businessman with a multi-million pound business, he's rich enough that £100,000 would mean NOTHING to him and he's practically engaged to a freaking PLAYBOY MODEL for god's sake. What isn't there to be jealous of? Can any of you boast even a fraction of the success Steven has, and at just 21 years of age as well? So some silly goose got themselves worked up in a fit of jealousy and have started a thread nitpicking anything they can find to crticisie him, and have settled on the most pathetic, trivial criticism of someone that I've ever seen on this forum - the design of their webstie, and other jealous geese have joined in.

    I genuinely laughed out loud at this. You are being funny aren't you? :D:D:D:D
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,270
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    atko wrote: »
    Well last count it had received over 4 million hits this month so I guess once it got around Social Media everyone wanted to check it out.

    I would imagine the bandwidth being eaten up very quickly as the hits started rocketing towards four million hits.
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    Oracles_eyeOracles_eye Posts: 2,696
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    Wonder how many emails they have received asking questions?
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    AnnsyreAnnsyre Posts: 109,504
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    Wonder how many emails they have received asking questions?

    I asked one. No reply yet though.
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    Oracles_eyeOracles_eye Posts: 2,696
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    Annsyre wrote: »
    I asked one. No reply yet though.

    I'm sure they will have numerous emails and answer machine messages.
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    chavetchavet Posts: 2,503
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    I'm sure they will have numerous emails and answer machine messages.

    Well, celebrity DS posters Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles did say that they've already sent messages, and that Helen Keller really fancies herself as a bit of a wag, so no doubt she'll be pulling the old, 'Can I speak to Mr. Wall? Can I speak to Mrs. Wall?', as we speak. I mean, come on, Helen, give it a rest.
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    Nobody is manageing that website lol
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    jojo the joyfuljojo the joyful Posts: 17,515
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    All I am getting is a blank page with Error 509.

    The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.

    I didn't know you even had bandwidth restrictions these days :D
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    melloncollie06melloncollie06 Posts: 2,525
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    Aww. 4 million hits.

    All those potential customers who now won't touch him with a bargepole :D
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    savvychelssavvychels Posts: 384
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    Do I really have to spell it out for you? He's arguably THE most popular person in the house, he is charismatic, funny & handsome, he is a massivley succesful businessman with a multi-million pound business, he's rich enough that £100,000 would mean NOTHING to him and he's practically engaged to a freaking PLAYBOY MODEL for god's sake. What isn't there to be jealous of? Can any of you boast even a fraction of the success Steven has, and at just 21 years of age as well? So some silly goose got themselves worked up in a fit of jealousy and have started a thread nitpicking anything they can find to crticisie him, and have settled on the most pathetic, trivial criticism of someone that I've ever seen on this forum - the design of their webstie, and other jealous geese have joined in.

    This is a windup right?
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    All I am getting is a blank page with Error 509.

    The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.

    I didn't know you even had bandwidth restrictions these days :D

    It's been like that for quite a few days now :D all that business Steven is missing out on as nobody is looking after his website while he's in the house
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    Wildrover06Wildrover06 Posts: 4,227
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    What I can't understand is why Steven can't afford the extra £5 or so a month to pay for unlimited bandwith, especially considering that according to him £100,000 means nothing.
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    ArtieArtie Posts: 587
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    Do I really have to spell it out for you? He's arguably THE most popular person in the house, he is charismatic, funny & handsome, he is a massivley succesful businessman with a multi-million pound business, he's rich enough that £100,000 would mean NOTHING to him and he's practically engaged to a freaking PLAYBOY MODEL for god's sake. What isn't there to be jealous of? Can any of you boast even a fraction of the success Steven has, and at just 21 years of age as well? So some silly goose got themselves worked up in a fit of jealousy and have started a thread nitpicking anything they can find to crticisie him, and have settled on the most pathetic, trivial criticism of someone that I've ever seen on this forum - the design of their webstie, and other jealous geese have joined in.

    Did you by any chance create the webstie? :D

    BTW Turnover does not mean the same thing as profit. *sigh*
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    gilliedewgilliedew Posts: 7,605
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    The thing is, if it is corrected they are reading this forum

    Hi Lynne

    I have found this thread highly amusing

    Screen sh t

    Silly geese:D
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    BeecosyBeecosy Posts: 2,743
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    Aww. 4 million hits.

    All those potential customers who now won't touch him with a bargepole :D

    Not sure if it's been mentioned but that's squillions more than his Linked in contacts :o:D
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    magpi99magpi99 Posts: 251
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    Book value doesn't mean a great deal with regards to personal wealth. Turnover would be a good place to start & gross profit would tell more of the story, but without seeing what he had taken in direct payments you can't estimate his earnings.
    A companies worth is measured by whether it makes clear profit, not by it's assets minus its liabilities, that's a bit like saying your creditworthiness is measured by what you have in your house in assets, not by what you earn.
    Also I'd expect a successful businessman to have failed companies behind him, success comes from trying new ventures & being prepared to fail.
    I suspect he's nowhere near as wealthy as he claims but who knows.
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