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My name is Good egg.
I'm an alcoholic and I'm cracking up
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    NestNest Posts: 1,869
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    :( That sounds very sad. The drink truly is a poisonous substance whaen it begins to ruin lives . . .
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 198
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    I think the yolks on you.....
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 484
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    Hilarious.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,146
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    perhaps he has been pushed beyond boiling point....



    i'll get me coat.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,920
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    Ooh goody, an internet "character".

    *plumps up the cushions and settles down *
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    Pisces CloudPisces Cloud Posts: 30,239
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    Yes, it can scramble the brain.
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    fat controllerfat controller Posts: 13,757
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    OP, you really need to harden your shell
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    The screamThe scream Posts: 2,338
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    I am afraid its just to be eggspected! :o
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    cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    Are you rotten drunk?
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    doughnut8doughnut8 Posts: 2,779
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    Humpty Dumpty was a drunk and look what happened to him!
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    I would advocaat some counshelling:o
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    cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    Stop ducking the issue and go to AA.

    No chickening out now.
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    Hutchy_MuseHutchy_Muse Posts: 7,083
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    I can see why you are addicted, alcohol is eggcellent!
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    fat controllerfat controller Posts: 13,757
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    weeschmoo wrote: »
    I would advocaat some counshelling:o

    They are all booked up, he hasn't a snowballs chance!
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    fat controller wrote: »
    They are all booked up, he hasn't a snowballs chance!

    My Goodness that is beyond a yolk.
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    PoppyInAJamJarPoppyInAJamJar Posts: 113
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    I can't believe the replies on here!

    This poor poster eggspects help and understanding and all you lot are doing is taking the mickey.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 101
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    Nest wrote: »
    :( That sounds very sad. The drink truly is a poisonous substance whaen it begins to ruin lives . . .
    Thanks for replying, it's nice that someone is being thoughtful. The drink has me by the throat for sure.

    In July I lost a whole afternoon, I had a rude awakening in a field, with a sheep staring me face to face and a severe case of nettle rash down one side.

    Then last week a neighbour who I was just on greeting terms with, found me sprawled outside my front door. She took me inside and apparently we had sex. The next day She told me I was good, had been like an animal. The worse thing is that I don't remember a thing. She spoke to me about it and I had to pretend I knew!

    My boss said if I don't clean up he'll have to let me go.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,146
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    Good egg wrote: »
    She took me inside and apparently we had sex. The next day She told me I was good, had been like an animal

    So who "came" first, the chicken or the egg??

    ;)
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    Mrs TeapotMrs Teapot Posts: 124,896
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    Good egg wrote: »
    Thanks for replying, it's nice that someone is being thoughtful. The drink has me by the throat for sure.

    In July I lost a whole afternoon, I had a rude awakening in a field, with a sheep staring me face to face and a severe case of nettle rash down one side.

    Doc leaves help in those situations........I hate to mention this but you can also make Nettle Wine :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 101
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    Sure laugh it up everyone :mad:.

    You haven't been laid out, with no know knowledge of how, have you?

    Thanks alot
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    Mrs TeapotMrs Teapot Posts: 124,896
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    Good egg wrote: »
    Sure laugh it up everyone :mad:.

    You haven't been laid out, with no know knowledge of how, have you?

    Thanks alot

    Yes I have many a time, I have learned to live with it.

    Your stories compared to mine :(:cry:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 101
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    I'm so sorry Mrs Teapot. It's a frightening thing, to have this disease.

    Everyone around suffers and once you've slipped down that slope, it's a tough job to scramble back up again :(
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    Mrs TeapotMrs Teapot Posts: 124,896
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    Good egg wrote: »
    I'm so sorry Mrs Teapot. It's a frightening thing, to have this disease.

    Everyone around suffers and once you've slipped down that slope, it's a tough job to scramble back up again :(

    Oh Heck

    I've scambled on many occasion, it's been hard but I've beaten it on occasion............maybe we can whip up some dutch courage together :)
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    I have trouble trying to stop once I've started drinking
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    The screamThe scream Posts: 2,338
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    smooze wrote: »
    I have trouble trying to stop once I've started drinking

    Thats my problem too, its very moorish isn't it!
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