What's the worst song ever written?

[Deleted User] · 06/03/13 - 00:08

Is there a song worse than Yellow Submarine?

[Deleted User] · 06/03/13 - 00:27

The song that gets on everybody's nerves is probably the worst song every written.

LandslideBrad · 06/03/13 - 00:29

Jenna Rose - My Jeans
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XMy9WeI_fw

But I'm assuming she had nothing to do with the writing but it's so bad it's funny which makes me like it

:rolleyes:

Richard1960 · 06/03/13 - 00:31

This by a mile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uIveUw5BzA

zummigummi · 06/03/13 - 00:32

I think Mmm Bop by Hanson is just dreadful.

Pamthehound · 06/03/13 - 00:34

Anything sung or written by Cheryl Cole Tweedy

d56 · 06/03/13 - 00:46

Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
Promise This - Cheryl Tweedy

speedy_gonzales · 06/03/13 - 01:02

She's Electric - Oasis

Rip the TV Eye · 06/03/13 - 02:33

Nicki Minaj - Stupid Ho

Grabid Rannies · 06/03/13 - 02:41

Angels. As the first and by far the biggest of RW's biggest 'let's think up random fulsome, simplistic rhyming crap' lyrical efforts, it's the most dire and sophomoric, and so damned imprinted everlasting as it is upon the consciousness of the dim-witted karaoke hordes, who are only interested in the 'and through it aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll' bit anyway.

gold2040 · 06/03/13 - 02:41

98% of today's chart

ashtray88 · 06/03/13 - 03:03

gold2040 wrote: »

98% of today's chart

That doesn't even make any sense.

cnbcwatcher · 06/03/13 - 03:20

Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
Friday - Rebecca Black
Promise This - Cheryl Cole
Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
No Way No Way - Vanilla
I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas

Grabid Rannies · 06/03/13 - 03:26

Belfast Child by Simple Minds must be one of the worst (best?) examples of pop going woefully misguided. Tedious hours of musically soporific 'worthiness', that fortunately never gets resurrected for public exposure these days.

chuck_wippl · 06/03/13 - 03:29

3 words - Cheryl and Will.i.am

Especially Will.i.am's bit where he goes:

"I told her you are the love of my life and
One day you gonna be my wife and
We are gonna have some babies together"

AND

"I said, i - l - o - v - e - y - o - u
I'm so into you girl
She said m - e - t - o - o
It's obvious I'm so into you boy"

Pink Knight · 06/03/13 - 03:39

I would say Come on Eileen but that song just gives me a migraine.
Possibly Jeremih - Birthday Sex. I just want to poke his eyes out for the sentiment and the spelling of his name.

aquasplash3 · 06/03/13 - 03:43

Aqua - Barbie Girl

Grabid Rannies · 06/03/13 - 03:46

Pink Knight wrote: »

I would say Come on Eileen but that song just gives me a migraine.

No, please say Come On Eileen, it is truly utter shit. Turaluraluralurayaaay? Oh, kneesaapmavvabraaahn man, FFS :mad:

Relax is also up there with my 'must turn off/skips', which is especially annoying when it seems to be included mandatorily on any and every 80s/electro album going. 'Ooh listen to us, we're saying 'come' :rolleyes:

Sex · 06/03/13 - 03:55

aquasplash3 wrote: »

Aqua - Barbie Girl

:o:o:oone of my faveourite songs

Rip the TV Eye · 06/03/13 - 03:56

aquasplash3 wrote: »

Aqua - Barbie Girl

I still have an original copy of the CD.

Ah, 90s pop...truly shit.

grimtales1 · 06/03/13 - 04:00

zummigummi wrote: »

I think Mmm Bop by Hanson is just dreadful.

I like that song

A cheery song but quite thoughtful and profound imo at the same time.

[Deleted User] · 06/03/13 - 04:03

Single Ladies - Beyonce

I hate that song more than any other song ever released.

[Deleted User] · 06/03/13 - 04:06

It's probably Cry by Kym Marsh. That song has always stuck with me because of its awfulness. The lyrics are particularly bad.

[Deleted User] · 06/03/13 - 04:14

cnbcwatcher wrote: »

I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas

come on, My Humps, terrible song..

misslibertine · 06/03/13 - 04:27

chuck_wippl wrote: »

3 words - Cheryl and Will.i.am

Especially Will.i.am's bit where he goes:

"I told her you are the love of my life and
One day you gonna be my wife and
We are gonna have some babies together"

AND

"I said, i - l - o - v - e - y - o - u
I'm so into you girl
She said m - e - t - o - o
It's obvious I'm so into you boy"

That's definitely up there. I'd love to say Angels by Robbie too but while my hate for that song is everlasting I don't think its quite as bad as the above. Or Swagger Jagger - who knew you could make such an annoying song out of Oh My Darling Clementine.

cnbcwatcher · 06/03/13 - 05:00

Grabid Rannies wrote: »

No, please say Come On Eileen, it is truly utter shit. Turaluraluralurayaaay? Oh, kneesaapmavvabraaahn man, FFS :mad:

I can't stand that song. The annoying part of it is that it's a staple at parties and you can't escape it :mad:

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