That Tesco ad with the guy running off at the mouth...I wish Tesco would experience a huge drop in sales because of this irritating ad and whoever thought it up and got it on telly get's their sorry, unoriginal, unimaginative arse fired.
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The iPhone advert really boils my piss. I think it's the laziness of it all even though it's being branded as 'convenient'. Sorry to those of you that have iPhones, but I just hate this advert
"is my brother here yet?" Look around. Is he sitting beside you? No. Or you could just text him.
"where am I meeting the estate agent?" You didn't think to check that before you went on your way?
The iPhone advert really boils my piss. I think it's the laziness of it all even though it's being branded as 'convenient'. Sorry to those of you that have iPhones, but I just hate this advert
"is my brother here yet?" Look around. Is he sitting beside you? No. Or you could just text him.
"where am I meeting the estate agent?" You didn't think to check that before you went on your way?
Aaaaaaargh *smacks head off desk*
There was a discussion about smart phones on the radio a few weeks ago and some **** was enthusing about how he'd programmed his phone so that he could, for example, ask it "do I need a sweater today", and it would go and get the weather forecast. He later went on to say it was the next best thing to having your own PA, "which is something everybody would like to have".
Erm, no, only if you're a self-obsessed git who thinks their time is too important to waste two seconds on trivial tasks like, say, looking up the weather forecast on a web site.
new cheeky bingo ! That annoying woman when the voice says something like "so he reversed into you?" and she just stares as if to have a cheeky oh I did do it but I'm lying face!
I can't believe people get paid to act so crap !
The Philadelphia choc cheese ad with Jennifer Saunders, so amateurish I think.
And the Halifax one. The woman at the window's face, why does her expression never change? She looks like a scary version of her in Eastenders, Max's wife.
does anyone know where i recognise the new dyson ad woman narrator's voice from? she's done something else really obvious but I can't think what it is now...
does anyone know where i recognise the new dyson ad woman narrator's voice from? she's done something else really obvious but I can't think what it is now...
new cheeky bingo ! That annoying woman when the voice says something like "so he reversed into you?" and she just stares as if to have a cheeky oh I did do it but I'm lying face!
I can't believe people get paid to act so crap !
That's the joy of a new thread, I mentioned this on the old one, come on, admit it, you are watching Jeremy Kyle aren't you, the same as me
The Philadelphia choc cheese ad with Jennifer Saunders, so amateurish I think.
And the Halifax one. The woman at the window's face, why does her expression never change? She looks like a scary version of her in Eastenders, Max's wife.
I hate well known actors who do stupid adverts, it's not as if they need the money and doesn't enhance the product in any shape or form
Erm, no, only if you're a self-obsessed git who thinks their time is too important to waste two seconds on trivial tasks like, say, looking up the weather forecast on a web site.
P&G's "Proud sponsor of mums" - Shove off you patronising bunch of morons!
BT hotspots - I HATE both the nerd and the patronising little b!tch in this advert. Makes me want to tear out my own hair and shove it in my ears. The acting is so horrendously mind numbing it probably gives you brain damage just watching it.
Rowntrees Randoms - Just not even funny. Ridiculously stupid.
Santander 123 current account - You fart, you save. You pee, you save, You walk, you save. You talk, you save. You press mute when this advert comes on, you save yourself from rapidly descending into schizophrenia.
Harvester - Yet another annoying little twerp with the most annoying voice ever.
Underdog - "I've had an accident, I've phoned National Accident Helpline (aka underdog) and now I'm going to sue you for every penny you have" This bunch of bastards sum up everything wrong with the compensation culture in this country "I've had an accident and I think I'm entitle to compensation" :mad:
Direct Line - Sick of that curly haired little twerp and sick to death of hearing about Direct Line. Fork off you bunch of sniveling cu*s! I don't care that your not on price comparison websites, I REALLY don't! It's probably because you are a flaming rip off anyway!
SCS - With that stupid looking bint plastered in makeup and her sodding overacting and exagerated hand movements - Someone give her a bloody good slap and send her back to acting school.
Maclean Toothpaste - Yet more overacting and forced smiles, it's only a tube of toothpaste love - Your acting like it's just given you the best shag of your life...
Blood in your poo? Looser poo? or just enjoy throwing your poo at rubbish adverts?
the one annoying me at the moment is for natwest I think, an isa where you get a rate of 3%, where the voiceover stresses "this includes a BONUS 1 % for the first year" - something about the way he stresses bonus when what they actually mean is it's usually a measely 2%
The Philadelphia with chocolate ad.
The whole idea makes me want to vomit.
I used to work for Cadburys. When it was bought by Kraft, we joked that they would be doing cheese with chocolate, not dreaming that it would actually happen !
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Cue crap dancing along to a brass rendition of Ruby, or Baby one more time.
I'm guessing thats the noise, sorry muzak you get while on hold when you call them too!!!
It's so unrealistic:rolleyes:
A lot of people I know would just go "Oi Doc,I've just shat out a blood covered bog-blocker, is it serious?!?!":eek:
".......eeess gotthelot -- blah,blah,blah"
And the side-splitting punchline:- " oohs paying the leccybill on this lot?"
What do you or I care, it's a CGI background you t***k!
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"is my brother here yet?" Look around. Is he sitting beside you? No. Or you could just text him.
"where am I meeting the estate agent?" You didn't think to check that before you went on your way?
Aaaaaaargh *smacks head off desk*
There was a discussion about smart phones on the radio a few weeks ago and some **** was enthusing about how he'd programmed his phone so that he could, for example, ask it "do I need a sweater today", and it would go and get the weather forecast. He later went on to say it was the next best thing to having your own PA, "which is something everybody would like to have".
Erm, no, only if you're a self-obsessed git who thinks their time is too important to waste two seconds on trivial tasks like, say, looking up the weather forecast on a web site.
Halifax with the "I believe I can fly" ad....if a football can break that window they need replacing anyway!
and the Tesco ad with that idiot reeling off all the items now at a lower price....
arrgghhh goooo away!
I can't believe people get paid to act so crap !
And the Halifax one. The woman at the window's face, why does her expression never change? She looks like a scary version of her in Eastenders, Max's wife.
Anyway annoying ad goes to anything PPI related
It's Victoria Wood, I believe.
That's the joy of a new thread, I mentioned this on the old one, come on, admit it, you are watching Jeremy Kyle aren't you, the same as me
I hate well known actors who do stupid adverts, it's not as if they need the money and doesn't enhance the product in any shape or form
Don't we all. The stupid man is now having trouble getting work because of this. He was well respected in the industry before this advert
My OH and I have always said this
The stroke association, if they think anybody believes that any of the three so called actors have had a stroke, they can think again
That Tesco one goes on mute as soon as I see that bloke's face:mad:
BT hotspots - I HATE both the nerd and the patronising little b!tch in this advert. Makes me want to tear out my own hair and shove it in my ears. The acting is so horrendously mind numbing it probably gives you brain damage just watching it.
Rowntrees Randoms - Just not even funny. Ridiculously stupid.
Santander 123 current account - You fart, you save. You pee, you save, You walk, you save. You talk, you save. You press mute when this advert comes on, you save yourself from rapidly descending into schizophrenia.
Harvester - Yet another annoying little twerp with the most annoying voice ever.
Underdog - "I've had an accident, I've phoned National Accident Helpline (aka underdog) and now I'm going to sue you for every penny you have" This bunch of bastards sum up everything wrong with the compensation culture in this country "I've had an accident and I think I'm entitle to compensation" :mad:
Direct Line - Sick of that curly haired little twerp and sick to death of hearing about Direct Line. Fork off you bunch of sniveling cu*s! I don't care that your not on price comparison websites, I REALLY don't! It's probably because you are a flaming rip off anyway!
SCS - With that stupid looking bint plastered in makeup and her sodding overacting and exagerated hand movements - Someone give her a bloody good slap and send her back to acting school.
Maclean Toothpaste - Yet more overacting and forced smiles, it's only a tube of toothpaste love - Your acting like it's just given you the best shag of your life...
Blood in your poo? Looser poo? or just enjoy throwing your poo at rubbish adverts?
Ajxx - calm down dear:)
The whole idea makes me want to vomit.
I used to work for Cadburys. When it was bought by Kraft, we joked that they would be doing cheese with chocolate, not dreaming that it would actually happen !
Dude, where's your sense of humour?