[River 07]

Originally Posted by Picto

Do you know where i can buy a cup that protects testicles from dogs with unfeasibly large heads?

This <--- should give you enough space to be protected and still have room to store your sandwiches.

[dorydaryl]

Originally Posted by River 07

This <--- should give you enough space to be protected and still have room to store your sandwiches.

Nutcups?

[kupo_nut]

Originally Posted by annette kurten

calcific tendonitis is utter agony.

I've just found out I have that, along with MS, Fibromyalgia, Sciatica and dequervins tendonitis.

I rattle when I walk!

[Hugh Jboobs]

Originally Posted by Picto

Do you know where i can buy a cup that protects testicles from dogs with unfeasibly large heads?

I suppose you could try a cricket box.

However, I have been hit in the bollocks with a cricket ball whilst wearing a box, and the pain was still immense. I don't think anything could fully protect one's nads.

It's a real design fault of the male body, having them dangling down between the legs!

[Picto]

Originally Posted by Hugh Jboobs

I suppose you could try a cricket box.

However, I have been hit in the bollocks with a cricket ball whilst wearing a box, and the pain was still immense. I don't think anything could fully protect one's nads.

It's a real design fault of the male body, having them dangling down between the legs!

That just proves, if there is a god, it's a female god.

[muddipaws]

Originally Posted by Biffo the Bear

I had something done to my tooth last week, but it doesn't seem to have worked. Since then, I've been having to sip cold water every two minutes to swill on the tooth to stop it hurting briefly.

I repeat this until I pass out (I've had about 30 hours sleep since a week last THursday).

ANYWAY,

I'm off to the dentist tomorrow morning and thought, what they hey, let's see what happens if I don't swill water on my tooth.

If only I could describe to you the three minutes of pure agonising pain that I've just experienced, after which my body's natural painkillers appear to have kicked in... or the tooth has gotten over the lack of cold water to soothe it.

Is there any pain worse than acute dental pain?

I would say having a chest drain insterted through my rib cage, pushed around my right lung and into my chest cavity, whilst under a rather large dose of morphine, for it to wear off and then be told its in too far, and has to be partially removed and could not be given any more morpine NOW THAT WAS UNIMAGINABLE PAIN all to inflate my collapsed lung

[Swanandduck2]

Fibroid embolisation was painful and apparently I was climbing the walls afterwards, but I pumped so much morphine I don't really remember it, just they days and days of awful nausea that followed due to the morphine.

I had a mouth abscess once and the pain was incredible.

Also, when you've in bed and your leg suddenly goes into a spasm and cramps can be dire.

[miss_zelda]

I had this evil dentist who decided that one of my milk teeth had to come out when I was about 12 years old, but rather than give me anaesthetic he just pushed and pushed and pushed on it until it came out. There was blood everywhere and he didn't even give me a tissue to soak it up with, just sent me back out! Horrendous. I can't believe my parents didn't complain.

Another time at the same practice a dentist didn't give me enough anaesthetic and drilled directly into a nerve. Good god I've never known anything like it. Stupid cow.