She can blame everything she wants on her upbringing and her exes, but the thing is quite a few of us have had shite lives and have dated and even married assholes but none of us turn to drugs or put our kids to the back of the queue, we have a bit of a mope and then we get on with it, if she had handled herself with more dignity when she and Brian split up then there wouldn't be the animosity there is between them like there is now, I can't recall Brian running to the press giving a story and I also can't believe she has stopped gurning looking at them pictures, I wish she'd just pee off, wtf is she famous for now anyway? Why do people make nobodies celebrities in this country?
The stupid thing is, I bet there are a thousand if not thousands or millions of women on the street who are a lot more interesting than her and have more talent and aren't even annoying in the slightest.
Why do Zelebs never exercise in a gym? Or their garden? For some reason they always have a strong urge to migrate to a park where there's a handy pap waiting......
She's not bah polur, baaaaah poollllar, biiiyyyyyy pppollller or bi-polar. She's lazy, feckless, talentless, irresponsible, attention seeking, thick, an appalling Mother, common, vulgar, tacky, totally lacking in self awareness, vain, idiotic, unpleasant, dim, unable to learn from her mistakes and utterly contemptuous.
She's not bah polur, baaaaah poollllar, biiiyyyyyy pppollller or bi-polar. She's lazy, feckless, talentless, irresponsible, attention seeking, thick, an appalling Mother, common, vulgar, tacky, totally lacking in self awareness, vain, idiotic, unpleasant, dim, unable to learn from her mistakes and utterly contemptuous.
She's not bah polur, baaaaah poollllar, biiiyyyyyy pppollller or bi-polar. She's lazy, feckless, talentless, irresponsible, attention seeking, thick, an appalling Mother, common, vulgar, tacky, totally lacking in self awareness, vain, idiotic, unpleasant, dim, unable to learn from her mistakes and utterly contemptuous.
She's not bah polur, baaaaah poollllar, biiiyyyyyy pppollller or bi-polar. She's lazy, feckless, talentless, irresponsible, attention seeking, thick, an appalling Mother, common, vulgar, tacky, totally lacking in self awareness, vain, idiotic, unpleasant, dim, unable to learn from her mistakes and utterly contemptuous.
She's not bah polur, baaaaah poollllar, biiiyyyyyy pppollller or bi-polar. She's lazy, feckless, talentless, irresponsible, attention seeking, thick, an appalling Mother, common, vulgar, tacky, totally lacking in self awareness, vain, idiotic, unpleasant, dim, unable to learn from her mistakes and utterly contemptuous.
She's not bah polur, baaaaah poollllar, biiiyyyyyy pppollller or bi-polar. She's lazy, feckless, talentless, irresponsible, attention seeking, thick, an appalling Mother, common, vulgar, tacky, totally lacking in self awareness, vain, idiotic, unpleasant, dim, unable to learn from her mistakes and utterly contemptuous.
She's not bah polur, baaaaah poollllar, biiiyyyyyy pppollller or bi-polar. She's lazy, feckless, talentless, irresponsible, attention seeking, thick, an appalling Mother, common, vulgar, tacky, totally lacking in self awareness, vain, idiotic, unpleasant, dim, unable to learn from her mistakes and utterly contemptuous.
She must have had it removed during her last round of lipo.
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Am I mistaken?
Yah A Ded boot nat thrur nur falt of me'urn! :mad:
I don't understand any of that.:yawn:
She will appear with Alex Reid and Daniella Westbrook.
Me neither.
Maybe less slating of regional accents now, and a little more focus on content?
Quite a decent Kyle style line-up. All they need now is to dedicate the show to Jade Goody
Mind you, it would have been topped off a treat with Peter Andre crying about his kids.
Well it's every day this week, there's still some days to fill
Peter (and others attached to CAN) will surely show up!?
We can only hope!
Maybe paternity test .. Roxanne is revealed as the mother!
Nothing wrong with a bit of Celebrity Bahhhhhhh Polur, much classier than Tulisa's Celebrity Swine Flu!
The stupid thing is, I bet there are a thousand if not thousands or millions of women on the street who are a lot more interesting than her and have more talent and aren't even annoying in the slightest.
Possible contender for most posed pap photos of the week?
Oh no wait.
Isnt that "park" Imogen Thomas's usual photo haunt ?
That bloke is desperate
Thanks for that lol that was a scream
That's our Kerreh haha
That's really mean on our Kerry..
Welcome to Digital Spy Kerry!
Apart from that, she's alright