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What next for Charlie and his career?

CloudyECloudyE Posts: 9,230
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I think he will have to sign himself on at the agency!

He will be so disappointed that his time in BB will NOT lead to the riches and fame he obviously thinks he deserves.

Guess he will have to go back to dressing down any gay market he may have, what a shame :D
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    VampiraVampira Posts: 3,053
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    Prostitution.
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    TourmTourm Posts: 1,858
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    Gurning in a circus.
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    haphashhaphash Posts: 21,448
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    Back to the call centre probably
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 859
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    Professional gong maker and elderly impersonator.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,745
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    using his head as a pin cushion maybe .....hopefully.
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    CloudyECloudyE Posts: 9,230
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    Vampira wrote: »
    Prostitution.

    That will be him and Roddy then ;)

    What does Roddy like in a man, he has always changed the subject when its mentioned and gives others a knowing look! Possibly Vampira was spot on but about Roddy.
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    JennyukJennyuk Posts: 20,910
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    An advert about how important it is to use contraception, and the results that can happen if you dont. Then a BIG ARROW pointing at him.
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    Fried KickinFried Kickin Posts: 60,132
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    tumbleweed collector
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,053
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    On final night he will be herded onto an RAF Hercules plane bound for Afghanistan and let out the other end into a minefield, dressed as Nana, shouting "Eeeeeeeeee" as he weaves his way around said field, in the dark, whilst the Taliban take pot shots at him.
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    Rogana JoshRogana Josh Posts: 41,348
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    Dole queue!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,883
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    An exciting new career as a human crash test dummy.

    Vorsprung Durch Charlie.
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    andy24_1976andy24_1976 Posts: 1,650
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    neither will be prostitutes
    Charlie is cool and he's similar to marmite I guess
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    jonnyjackovjonnyjackov Posts: 2,384
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    He could take over Paul O'Grady's soon to be vacant teatime slot, dressed as 'Nana'.

    'EEeeeeeee, Welcome to my show, I'm Nana, I'm dead funny me, always jokin' I am'.

    I never believed in euthanasia til I saw 'Nana'.
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    jonnyjackovjonnyjackov Posts: 2,384
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    andy24_1976 wrote: »
    neither will be prostitutes
    Charlie is cool and he's similar to marmite I guess


    What, thick & nauseatingly slimy?

    Could you give examples of Charlies coolness.

    Seriously, I'd like to hear a fans opinion.
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    weeeselweeesel Posts: 5,256
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    CloudyE wrote: »
    I think he will have to sign himself on at the agency!

    He will be so disappointed that his time in BB will NOT lead to the riches and fame he obviously thinks he deserves.

    Guess he will have to go back to dressing down any gay market he may have, what a shame :D

    For news of Charlie's future career as the new face of Poondland, and other Charlie- based hilarity, see this thread...
    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1111370&highlight=
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,044
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    haphash wrote: »
    Back to the call centre probably

    he was sacked a while back

    something to do with the official secrets act and not appearing in the media withiut having prior approval
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    soozy_cookiesoozy_cookie Posts: 855
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    Davina's job?:D
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    New co-presenter of BBLB. With Brian Belo.

    I apologise. That's not vaguely funny even in jest.
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    AnnsyreAnnsyre Posts: 109,504
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    Schlepping round his his home area.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,980
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    Charlie may not be too popular on this forum but my god you all talk about him more than anyone else! I always find that so weird! why not go and support the ones you like?
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    AnnsyreAnnsyre Posts: 109,504
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    shefair wrote: »
    he was sacked a while back

    something to do with the official secrets act and not appearing in the media withiut having prior approval

    Civil servants (which he was) have to abide by a code of conduct and if they don't they are sacked.

    He would have signed to OSA on appointment and he would have needed prior permission - it's in the civil service code.

    Oh! and they like you to give notice if you're leaving for an indefinite period of time.:D
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    NewbieCanuckNewbieCanuck Posts: 6,698
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    CloudyE wrote: »
    What does Roddy like in a man, he has always changed the subject when its mentioned and gives others a knowing look!

    One of his mates was on BBLB quite a while back, probably the week everyone was up. I don't remember what he said he likes, but he deffo said Charlie isn't his type.

    From what Marcus has said, Rod was the most active worker on the graveyard shift. We can therefore conclude he and Charlie prefer their own right (left?) hand to each other.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 355
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    it will probably involve the line:


    Do you want fries with that?
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    End-Em-AllEnd-Em-All Posts: 23,629
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    Join Girls Aloud :yawn:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,159
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    the world is his oyster, as he is "a really lovely person"

    but on the dole
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