Mmm If I just WHISPER that I had sex with Kris in the house to Noirin the people viewing won't hear me...
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How dare Kris sit on fence and not state categorically that we didn't have sex - no one else knows - and I only whispered it to Noirin as a cunning plan to get her to spill the gossip
The world's most famous dumb blonde was Marilyn Monroe. She acted dumb when everyone else was trying to look cool but in reality it seems she was intelligent and quite an extraordinary woman, bright as the sun, or whatever is very bright.
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I lol'd..:D
Why is the horizon straight?
Are spider plants made of real spiders or do they just eat them?
How do they make holes in pole mints and what do they do with all the middle bits?
Why don't Australians fall off the earth if they are upside down?
Why doesn't gravity affect birds?
Ha Ha - I see someone else watched The Matthew Wright Show this morning too.
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How dare Kris sit on fence and not state categorically that we didn't have sex - no one else knows - and I only whispered it to Noirin as a cunning plan to get her to spill the gossip
Daft Sod:mad:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/2603875/Sophie-Reades-waxing-not-waning.html
The Sun seems obsessed with Sophie!
As do you!!;)
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/bigbrother/view/95264/Sophie-I-ll-be-up-this-week-/