No LF Free Time - Help

ShellsBluBikiniShellsBluBikini Posts: 2,535
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I thought I'd be fine but I'm struggling. :cry:

I tried some reading but after ten years away it's hard going. Words over five letters are tough.

Made a few tentative moves to take up sex again, but the girlfriend is very suspicious and basically not entertaining it.

Jogging, DIY, Gaming, Gardening, Metal Detecting. Social Networking and Swimming are all crap and next to useless.

About half twelve at night, I feel myself beginning to rock a little back and forth. I get this feeling of dread that I am missing a -gate of some description. I just know p*ssgate or missingcanofbeergate could be happening at that very moment (or 15 minutes delayed) and I'm helpless.

How have all you other FMs dealt with the problem of all this free time? Any help or suggestions appreciated.

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  • Mrs VimesMrs Vimes Posts: 2,757
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    Try farmville on face book I hear it's addictive :confused:

    :D
  • VideostarVideostar Posts: 14,818
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    Or Cityville....that takes my mind off of it, that and hard core porn. :)
  • rosiedevonrosiedevon Posts: 7,706
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    I run a forum called the Lambrits so that helps me. Although it's quiet there too at the mo.

    Then I read the xfactor forum here but that doesn't take long either.

    Then I get my nosy head on and look at houses for sale just to see how other people live etc lol
  • ShellsBluBikiniShellsBluBikini Posts: 2,535
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    Videostar wrote: »
    hard core porn. :)

    My doctor mentioned that but can I get it on the NHS and are there any side effects?
  • Damien.Damien. Posts: 18,072
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    Mrs Vimes wrote: »
    Try farmville on face book I hear it's addictive :confused:

    :D

    Farmville is so 2009.
  • VideostarVideostar Posts: 14,818
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    My doctor mentioned that but can I get it on the NHS and are there any side effects?

    Only soreness, no other side effects, sadly the NHS are behind the times so you cant yet get it on the NHS. :(
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,623
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    rosiedevon wrote: »
    I run a forum called the Lambrits so that helps me. Although it's quiet there too at the mo.

    Then I read the xfactor forum here but that doesn't take long either.

    Then I get my nosy head on and look at houses for sale just to see how other people live etc lol

    :D I thought it was just me that did that. Some people have shocking taste in wallpaper
  • rosiedevonrosiedevon Posts: 7,706
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    :D I thought it was just me that did that. Some people have shocking taste in wallpaper

    Don't they just lol
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    You could always scratch your bum and pick your nose for a good hour or two. I suppose.
  • FanntastikFanntastik Posts: 12,310
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    Listen to some bird songs.
  • mervmerv Posts: 622
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    Go to Youtube and various other sites and watch old episodes of the ReaL Big Brother from Yester year, much more fun and you see more of it.
  • MisoSoupMisoSoup Posts: 14,477
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    Start a blog featuring photographs of bits of lint and fluff which you discover around your house.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,313
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    Try Angry birds. Now that's addictive! :D
  • cloudycloudy Posts: 3,446
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    Hang on in there. If rumours prove to be correct we are getting live feed from the x-factor house this year.
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