mum caught me masterbating

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  • CoolWestiesCoolWesties Posts: 211
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    Lolz.

    I'm sure she gave it herself some back in her day, no worries mate
  • Misanthropy_83Misanthropy_83 Posts: 2,561
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    ask her if your dad ever gave her a pearl necklace
  • hazydayzhazydayz Posts: 6,909
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    He's Scottish. We are passive aggressive by nature, we don't talk about dirty things. That makes us hornier and better lovers.
  • RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    hazydayz wrote: »
    He's Scottish. We are passive aggressive by nature, we don't talk about dirty things. That makes us hornier and better lovers.


    What, even George Galloway and Jimmy Krankie?
  • RorschachRorschach Posts: 10,818
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    Yeah I was caught "splashing out" on a copy of Mayfair once.

    Still banned from WH Smiths to this day.




    (Amazed to see this thread had been up hours and no one had posted this old classic)
  • RadiogramRadiogram Posts: 3,515
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    The real question is why you'd put this on a public forum?

    You mean you haven't woken at 7.45 in the morning and thought about posting about your masterbation antics on a public forum?:D

    Just a wee boy doing a bit of attention seeking, bless.:)
  • WolfsheadishWolfsheadish Posts: 10,400
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    The fact that you can't spell it is more embarrassing than being caught doing it.
  • Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    Radiogram wrote: »
    You mean you haven't woken at 7.45 in the morning and thought about posting about your masterbation antics on a public forum?:D

    Just a wee boy doing a bit of attention seeking, bless.:)
    Or a middle-aged man with a fetish for getting caught, some kind of reverse voyeurism.
  • stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,467
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    The fact that you can't spell it is more embarrassing than being caught doing it.

    It is Masturbating isnt it
  • chris1978chris1978 Posts: 1,931
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    Reminds me of that well told tale....."and then I opened my eyes and noticed a cup of tea had been placed on the bedside table"
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