I've had another strange one today. I was walking down the street and an old lady was walking up the street on the other side. She kept shouting "Hello Gladys" and waving. I assumed it was to someone else who was not that far behind me. Then she suddenly crossed over the road, rushed up to me, looked up into my face, and said "Oh, you're not Gladys are you?", I just said, "No I'm afraid I'm not" and walked on grinning.
I was walking into town a few weeks ago and a Polish guy stopped me as I walked past him and he said 'Excuse me, you're really pretty'. Totally stumped I just pulled a nervous smile, said 'Thanks' and gave him a thumbs up. I reckon it was down to being October and I was wearing a summer dress which wasn't very modest of me. It was still very nice of him though.
I usually just sit at my desk for lunch, but I had to walk to the bank or suchlike one lunchtime last year.
I crossed at the traffic lights and was walking past the queue of traffic when a young bloke in a works van leaned out and said to me "Excuse me, mate. You've got something sticking to the sole of your shoe."
As I lifted my shoe and looked down over my shoulder to check the sole, he followed up with an "Ooooh, ducky!" in a really camp voice and then drove off laughing with his workmates!
It was only at that moment did I realise my camp posture!
+1 for making me laugh (a feat in itself!) had a long day
last december i was at the bus stop at 5pm alone after work and some chav/scally come by, flashes his winky and asks 'fancy sucking this for me?!' and walked off. i just froze to the spot, didnt say a word, he was about 20 looked rough and nasty really shook me up
I used to get upset and offended when I was young. I now think 'Say what you wish in abuse of me, for my silence towards the idiot is indeed an answer. I am not at a loss for a response but rather, It does not befit the lion to answer the dogs.'
I was once walking to my car after work when some boy racers in a tatty old Renault or such like shouted to me - "where did you buy those sh#tkickers grandad"?
Carrying a double mattress from the bed shop to my old flat: a woman said as we passed 'And the Lord said, pick up thy beds and walk'. :p
hahahahahahahaha!
Someone once practically yelled at me from the other side of (a crowded) isle in a shopping center
'suck is off', to which i replied speedily that i choke on small things.
I was chuffed for the rest of the day that i had a come back so quickly.
I was treated to a running commentary on my legs a few weeks ago. They were "appreciating" their thickness. I had to visit urbandictionary to find out what they meant
Some lad (special needs) shouted that I was a 'bighead' the other day, also recently a rather obese gothic looking girl shouted to me at random 'I bet you think you're hard' when I was at the pub with my mate.
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+1 for making me laugh (a feat in itself!) had a long day
Other times it's smiles and words of encouragement that we're doing a good job or random memes
I got walloped with a walking stick whilst someone shouted similar at us when we were kids.
I think they were referring to my shoes.
hahahahahahahaha!
Someone once practically yelled at me from the other side of (a crowded) isle in a shopping center
'suck is off', to which i replied speedily that i choke on small things.
I was chuffed for the rest of the day that i had a come back so quickly.