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how is Ash going to remove himself from Helen's anus?

PitmanPitman Posts: 28,495
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Ash thinks he is guilty by association, he doesn't really grasp that the public think he is a boring, nasty little shit in his own right:D, so he will have to cool this relationship of being Helen's dogsbody/enforcer(I'll tear you apart).

the crap thing for him is, she now has the power of his nomination in her hands.:cool:

this is tough gig, it will take intelligence, cunning and diplomacy, does he have these skills? :D
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    mrblankmrblank Posts: 5,687
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    she owns him
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    ultrosultros Posts: 8,504
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    Pliers

    A winch

    Vaseline and a firm hand
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    PitmanPitman Posts: 28,495
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    ultros wrote: »
    Pliers

    A winch

    Vaseline and a firm hand


    where's he going to get pliers from up there, and would he know to use them, he certainly has never done any manual labour, maybe he'd be better off wth hair tongs? :cool:
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    What a shamblesWhat a shambles Posts: 3,045
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    He will be too busy crumbling under the notion that Ashleigh and Jale have real power over him. His only hope is the very person he needs to be distancing himself from - Helen.

    Because he is the angriest person in there, Ashleigh will target his self-destruct button with cold, efficient accuracy.

    Lovely
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,525
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    I'm not a Helen fan but it's as you say it's no-ones fault but his own. The arrogance of these hms is shocking this year :o And no he does not possess any of those skills so it will be amusing to watch how he trys to prove what a 'great' guy he is and it's all her fault.
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,881
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    Pitman wrote: »
    Ash thinks he is guilty by association, he doesn't really grasp that the public think he is a boring, nasty little shit in his own right:D, so he will have to cool this relationship of being Helen's dogsbody/enforcer(I'll tear you apart).

    the crap thing for him is, she now has the power of his nomination in her hands.:cool:

    this is tough gig, it will take intelligence, cunning and diplomacy, does he have these skills? :D
    Let me think about that for a minute - errrrrrr, NOPE! :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,429
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    He does genuinely like her as a person, like attracts like though.

    He is his own downfall, nobody else is responsible for that persons actions. You either stay true to yourself in life, or allow yourself to be dictated and persuaded.

    He is just a dull, boring person to me, with no entertainment value at all.
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    AnnsyreAnnsyre Posts: 109,504
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    Pitman wrote: »
    Ash thinks he is guilty by association, he doesn't really grasp that the public think he is a boring, nasty little shit in his own right:D, so he will have to cool this relationship of being Helen's dogsbody/enforcer(I'll tear you apart).

    the crap thing for him is, she now has the power of his nomination in her hands.:cool:

    this is tough gig, it will take intelligence, cunning and diplomacy, does he have these skills? :D

    He came second to Toya in the unpopularity stakes in last night's events.

    He was seventh out of eight.

    Even he cannot ignore this.

    When he arrived he looked like a model. Now he looks like a down and out tramp.
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    AurelieJolieAurelieJolie Posts: 338
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    If anything I think it's to his credit that he stands by a person he genuinely likes regardless of what everyone else thinks. If he abandons her because of public opinion or popularity in the house he will go down in my estimation. He won't have a far fall to be fair.
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,881
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    S_J1 wrote: »
    He does genuinely like her as a person, like attracts like though.

    He is his own downfall, nobody else is responsible for that persons actions. You either stay true to yourself in life, or allow yourself to be dictated and persuaded.

    He is just a dull, boring person to me, with no entertainment value at all.

    He doesn't appear to have any redeeming features. The personality of a dead pilchard, he isn't good looking & always looks pretty dirty & unkempt to me. I suspect he thinks he's a god on legs. ROLLEYES
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    Username1Username1 Posts: 53
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    With warm spoons and washing up liquid
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    lulu glulu g Posts: 52,649
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    ultros wrote: »
    Pliers

    A winch

    Vaseline and a firm hand
    I would think he'll just slide out without too much trouble.
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    PootmatootPootmatoot Posts: 15,640
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    I suspect he already despises her, but can't work out how to escape, after she took his model hair, hacked at it with kitchen scissors, and turned him into Wurzel Gummage.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,525
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    lulu g wrote: »
    I would think he'll just slide out without too much trouble.

    Wrong hole ... couldn't resist :o:blush::D
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    PootmatootPootmatoot Posts: 15,640
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    cazziekay wrote: »
    Wrong hole ... couldn't resist :o:blush::D


    Given her line of work, I suspect all her parking bays allow large load parking.
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    EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 22,016
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    He enjoys hiding behind her skirt because he is a spineless wimp, a pampered mummy's boy. You can see by how he reacted when he was up for eviction that he has a hugely inflated sense of his own worth in spite of having virtually no redeeming features and couldn't possibly imagine why anyone would dislike him (and therefore latched on to the "guilty by association" theory).
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,525
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    Pootmatoot wrote: »
    Given her line of work, I suspect all her parking bays allow large load parking.

    :D and we already know she has a huuuuge gob :D
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    lulu glulu g Posts: 52,649
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    Pootmatoot wrote: »
    Given her line of work, I suspect all her parking bays allow large load parking.
    Very eloquently put - saves me trying to think of a polite answer.
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    lulu glulu g Posts: 52,649
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    Pitman wrote: »
    where's he going to get pliers from up there, and would he know to use them, he certainly has never done any manual labour, maybe he'd be better off wth hair tongs? :cool:
    Who knows what he might find up there?
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    whitewitchwhitewitch Posts: 1,922
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    Username1 wrote: »
    With warm spoons and washing up liquid

    haha......I have never heard of that.

    whats that usually used for :o
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    YeraYera Posts: 6,200
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    Annsyre wrote: »
    He came second to Toya in the unpopularity stakes in last night's events.

    He was seventh out of eight.

    Even he cannot ignore this.

    When he arrived he looked like a model. Now he looks like a down and out tramp.

    Exactly - but will he learn anything from it? I doubt it
    And to answer the OP question - I think he is quite comfortable stuck there and has no wish to be removed :D
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    Username1Username1 Posts: 53
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    whitewitch wrote: »
    haha......I have never heard of that.

    whats that usually used for :o

    Multiple uses my dear!
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    Fried KickinFried Kickin Posts: 60,132
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    Put your heel on it and stand up :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 772
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    lulu g wrote: »
    I would think he'll just slide out without too much trouble.

    Might free a few long forgotten footballers who have been stuck up their for a while as well,all good.
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    dorsetwaspdorsetwasp Posts: 4,044
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    Pitman wrote: »
    Ash thinks he is guilty by association, he doesn't really grasp that the public think he is a boring, nasty little shit in his own right:D, so he will have to cool this relationship of being Helen's dogsbody/enforcer(I'll tear you apart).

    the crap thing for him is, she now has the power of his nomination in her hands.:cool:

    this is tough gig, it will take intelligence, cunning and diplomacy, does he have these skills? :D

    I hope he stays firmly where he is, that way, when he gets his marching orders, he'll have to take Helen with him - unless they have a surgeon on standby that is! ;-)
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