Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 2)

mcg3 · 25/12/14 - 23:45

twass extracted from her blood

jzee · 25/12/14 - 23:56

sausage which she had purchased

mcg3 · 26/12/14 - 00:05

from her Ann Summers catalogue

jzee · 26/12/14 - 12:54

gourmet food special, taking two

twassington · 26/12/14 - 13:25

weeks to be delivered, meaning

jzee · 26/12/14 - 23:57

the sausage had exploded causing

mcg3 · 27/12/14 - 11:38

massive internal damage to twassock

twassington · 27/12/14 - 12:01

.......no it hadn't. Meanwhile, chins

jzee · 27/12/14 - 15:07

was gathering nuts to make

Y Me · 27/12/14 - 15:35

a nut sundae - on a Saturdae

mcg3 · 27/12/14 - 16:00

said a confused Y Me

mcg3 · 27/12/14 - 16:02

wearing twass's holey hold-it-in-tight knickers

Y Me · 27/12/14 - 20:55

Actually twass's hand's holding it. :cool::p;-)

twassington · 27/12/14 - 21:41

I'm holding a chocolate flake!

mcg3 · 27/12/14 - 21:48

that could be a euphemism

Y Me · 27/12/14 - 22:03

Please suck it and see.

twassington · 27/12/14 - 22:09

mmmmmmmmm ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I love chocolate

jzee · 29/12/14 - 14:51

Meanwhile, brucie was having his

twassington · 29/12/14 - 15:08

wig de-crittured ready for his

jzee · 29/12/14 - 16:49

appearance at the Scunthorpe Plaza

farmer bob · 29/12/14 - 16:54

alongside his best buddy ChinChin

farmer bob · 29/12/14 - 16:55

who was on the Harmonica

twassington · 29/12/14 - 17:00

and accordian [played with feet]

Y Me · 29/12/14 - 19:29

Twass got her big_bazoomas out

Y Me · 29/12/14 - 19:30

making sweet music with Y_Me

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