All the local cats convene on my back garden for some reason. Last summer I counted 7 sunning themselves at various spots.
Unfortunately they also seem to use it as a toilet too.
I can just imagine all the cats plotting at the start of summer 'you seen that trinity2002's garden, it's mint, a right little suntrap, yeah you wanna get yourselves over there'
God knows. I need to speak to my therapist..hahaaaaar
* slowly dies *
Trinny was a friend of mine
she had a garden quite divine
then came those cats
who did their shats
now it stinks and makes me sick
and causes toxoplasmosis
Trinny was a friend of mine
she had a garden quite divine
then came those cats
who did their shats
now it stinks and makes me sick
and causes toxoplasmosis
Trinny was a friend of mine
she had a garden quite divine
then came those cats
who did their shats
now it stinks and makes me sick
and causes toxoplasmosis
lol...*applauds* Even for crowbarring toxoplasmosis in there, lmao
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You are an odd one...
But anyway, I don't think cats are unhygienic but I am always trying to stop mine getting up on the kitchen counters.
I agree with whoever says cats smell of awesome
People around here will actually believe that.
I can just imagine all the cats plotting at the start of summer 'you seen that trinity2002's garden, it's mint, a right little suntrap, yeah you wanna get yourselves over there'
Gave the cat a hard on
With flowers, lawn and gnome
Was a feline home from home!
You'd think this would be fine
Cats and Trinny and sunshine
But it did give her the hump
When it dropped a massive dump
....:D
Lmao. :D Where the hell do you get this stuff from.
There was a large tabby who heard
The call of the wild - 'twas a bird!
She moved then quite fast
And waggled her arse
But sadly a turd did emerge
God knows. I need to speak to my therapist..hahaaaaar
* slowly dies *
lol :D
You poets are making me jealous that I'm rubbish at it.
Brilliant :cool:
Maybe there should be an inappropriate poem thread.
I wouldn't post mine in their either.:o
Too rude.
This thread will be gone soonish mind, that one won't:D
Aye, but they don't recognise quality when they see it. Pam Ayres with tourettes indeed :mad: Everyone's a critic.
Yeaaahhhh....whadda you reckon? One page, all participants banned forever?
Trinny was a friend of mine
she had a garden quite divine
then came those cats
who did their shats
now it stinks and makes me sick
and causes toxoplasmosis
:D you're use to it
:D:D
lol...*applauds* Even for crowbarring toxoplasmosis in there, lmao
Yappy?
Cats are cool OP, you did the right thing not carrying on the conversation with that person though.
She smelt like sugar candy
Occasionally she smelt of gin
Oftener she smelt like sin
Bad girl, I said, now just get in
I puzzled at her cattish grin
Then noticed she was bandy.
'crowbarring':eek: I thought it flowed beautifully (not like Pam does mind, love that lady).
Do you do requests?
I have next door's cat currently sat asleep on my knee. I will kick her out when I go to bed.....but she is quite sweet.
I don't even like cats.
No you don't. Behave :mad: