Maybe you haven't noticed but Joey has a soft spot for you, most of the regulars have noticed it and she's currently looking to settle down...maybe meet up at a game sometime, take her out for a meal or drink afterwards? She's throwing you plenty of hints ;-)
Im just looking after my fellow United fans, what is soooooo wrong with that.
I come expensive you know, none of this Nandos rubbish ;-)
Im just looking after my fellow United fans, what is soooooo wrong with that.
I come expensive you know, none of this Nandos rubbish ;-)
Whoaaaaa, hold up then Bat, seems to be making sense now. Joey only suddenly started showing interest in you once you told us all about your property business. One mention of a date and she's already after your money!
Early days but if there's any marriage talk I'd advise protecting your estate and entire business, can never be too safe. In fairness you don't seem like somebody that would be stupid enough to send women money or anything like that so I don't think we've got anything to worry about here.
Now it's up to United to do their job tomorrow. Let's finally get our season off and running.
Yep, we MUST do the business tomorrow after this bonus weekend. United are now third favourites for the PL and will go well clear of Arsenal and Liverpool in the betting with a decent win tomorrow.
Yep, we MUST do the business tomorrow after this bonus weekend. United are now third favourites for the PL and will go well clear of Arsenal and Liverpool in the betting with a decent win tomorrow.
Agreed. Anything but a win tomorrow will be crushing. Good to see Liverpool losing again.
You lot are a load of buggers, I worry about people its cold out there these days, batdude might get lost he has never been to a match at Old Trafford before, it is getting dark early these days, there are a lot of wierdos on the trains these days, food is expensive, what happens if he has to phone home, he needs a mobile there are no phone boxes these days and the ones that are around are broken or smell of wee, well they do down here.
You lot are a load of buggers, I worry about people its cold out there these days, batdude might get lost he has never been to a match at Old Trafford before, it is getting dark early these days, there are a lot of wierdos on the trains these days, food is expensive, what happens if he has to phone home, he needs a mobile there are no phone boxes these days and the ones that are around are broken or smell of wee, well they do down here.
Joey, I would have questioned your taste in men, but now I realise batdude is rich... very smart move!
Sorry to try and dampen all the fun and frolics, but I am not rich, or at least I wouldn't consider myself rich by any stretch of anyone's imagination.
Sorry to try and dampen all the fun and frolics, but I am not rich, or at least I wouldn't consider myself rich by any stretch of anyone's imagination.
What?! Poor Joey. How dare you lead her on like that?! >:(
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Im just looking after my fellow United fans, what is soooooo wrong with that.
I come expensive you know, none of this Nandos rubbish ;-)
Whoaaaaa, hold up then Bat, seems to be making sense now. Joey only suddenly started showing interest in you once you told us all about your property business. One mention of a date and she's already after your money!
Early days but if there's any marriage talk I'd advise protecting your estate and entire business, can never be too safe. In fairness you don't seem like somebody that would be stupid enough to send women money or anything like that so I don't think we've got anything to worry about here.
Yep, we MUST do the business tomorrow after this bonus weekend. United are now third favourites for the PL and will go well clear of Arsenal and Liverpool in the betting with a decent win tomorrow.
A holiday abroad is now a distant dream since I bought my house. She is my mistress now.
Awh that's a shame, what about a caravan holiday.
I didn't mean to rile you or anyone else up, I was just reporting some news, sorry if it wasn't to your liking.
Agreed. Anything but a win tomorrow will be crushing. Good to see Liverpool losing again.
Caravan holidays are piss, unless they're in the south of France.
Why not take Batdude to Paris/Rome/Barcelona?
I want to do Oz.
Big commitment, that.
She really wants you, Batdude.
Sydney, Melbourne , even The Outback -im saving the pennys you know.
Property magnate Batdude will see you right, I'd have thought.
I like to treat a woman, I'm sure that he does too.
Imagine standing atop Ayers Rock, discussing the possible shirt number of Nick Powell, next year.
Sexual heaven.
That's what she said.
Nick Powell, what about Phil Jones
He'll be number 4, I'd imagine, as that's his number this year, if I recall correctly.
I am a mother hen I have a motherly instinct.
Seriously, Batdude. Get in there.
So jealous...
Sorry to try and dampen all the fun and frolics, but I am not rich, or at least I wouldn't consider myself rich by any stretch of anyone's imagination.
What?! Poor Joey. How dare you lead her on like that?! >:(