Emmerdaily-25th May. Torn between two scrubbers, feeling like a tool..........

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  • GulftasticGulftastic Posts: 127,412
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    lotty27 wrote: »


    Almost a snap! Mine's on Sunday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!

    Ey! Congrats, Lotty!

    I'm on an all day session in Manchester. I'll make one of them a toast to your health.
  • mrbernaymrbernay Posts: 146,041
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    lotty27 wrote: »
    'Ow Do you 'orrr..... lovely lot!
    Almost a snap! Mine's on Sunday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!

    HB2U, Lotteh - my Mum was a Gemini - lovely people :)
  • mrbernaymrbernay Posts: 146,041
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    Gulftastic wrote: »
    Ey! Congrats, Lotty!

    I'm on an all day session in Manchester. I'll make one of them a toast to your health.

    Can aggie and I come and see you hehehe ;);)
  • GulftasticGulftastic Posts: 127,412
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    mrbernay wrote: »
    Can aggie and I come and see you hehehe ;);)

    If you can find me in the Etihad....
  • Jewels501Jewels501 Posts: 26,932
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    lotty27 wrote: »

    And I presume that that house is in both Pollard's names? If so Eric can't chuck her out or change the locks like that and if they have truly split up it'll either have to be sold or Eric will have to buy her out.

    I forgot to greet you Lotty - I'm a bit fickle like that - you're gone for 5 minutes and it's "who?":D

    I bet it's going to get messy with the Pollards what with them co-owning the B&B together. I hope we're not in for loads of "comedy" scenes around that basis.:rolleyes:

    Happy birthday for Sunday - you don't look a day over 21.:)
  • JackWJackW Posts: 45,892
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    Happy Birthday for sunday Lotty!! :)
  • OldnjadedOldnjaded Posts: 89,126
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    mrbernay wrote: »
    HB2U, Lotteh - my Mum was a Gemini - lovely people :)

    All the best people are lovely Geminis. Happy Birthday, Lotteh.:)

    (Did I mention that mine is 4 June?) :o:D
  • mrbernaymrbernay Posts: 146,041
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    Oldnjaded wrote: »
    All the best people are lovely Geminis. Happy Birthday, Lotteh.:)

    (Did I mention that mine is 4 June?) :o:D

    We will remember next Monday, jaded :)
  • mrbernaymrbernay Posts: 146,041
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    Jewels501 wrote: »
    I forgot to greet you Lotty - I'm a bit fickle like that - you're gone for 5 minutes and it's "who?":D

    I bet it's going to get messy with the Pollards what with them co-owning the B&B together. I hope we're not in for loads of "comedy" scenes around that basis.:rolleyes:

    Happy birthday for Sunday - you don't look a day over 21.:)

    Jewels, I bet you are happy that ITV1 and ITV4 are giving over a whole Sunday's programming to the middle Sunday of the French Open.....
  • SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    Pickpuss wrote: »
    Thank you so much for the lovely thread JD, I have been looking forward to it all day and you have now brightened up my evening with your witty title and synopsis

    Good Evening All Greetings SULLA, JD and Lotia who is back where she belongs.....at t'rear
    Jewels501 wrote: »
    Evening all and greetings to Jack and SULLA.

    Labi Siffre - brilliant anthemic song.
    Salvete tu you and all late readers
    chrisdebag wrote: »
    I would adopt Noah

    Then strangle him
    Harsh !!!
    Pickpuss wrote: »
    I wondered how long it would take before Kyle got a mention, at least she's apologising for her behaviour
    I haven't heard an apology
    Gulftastic wrote: »
    Team Brenric or Team Erval?
    Brenric
    Charity you are an idiot:
    How so?
    silentNate wrote: »
    Charity has always seem majorly selfish and this doesn't change anything :(

    But she's fabulous:confused:
    mrbernay wrote: »
    Why on earth would they change Noah's name... Jai can just get full paternal rights...
    I agree that adoption is the best course
    John Dough wrote: »
    Is Val gonna squat?:eek:
    I can see her moving in with The Sloth
    silentNate wrote: »
    Chas hair is fugly!! :( :mad:
    She's been watching the Voice:o
    mrbernay wrote: »
    Cricket pavilion, Val!!
    Cricket?
    lotty27 wrote: »
    Hi Jeweleh! Brenda's improved since she came out of the cafe (and has been getting laid!) IMO. She was just pathetic in that cafe floating round, insulting people and listening into their conversations because she had no life of her own. She's much better in the B&B and at Pollard Towers nowadays.
    I can't see it ending well for Brenda:(
    Loved the way he was clueless as to what she was on about! But we all know they can't get together properly what with (spoilers just in case someone's been living on Mars and doesn't know)
    the actress being pregnant and taking maternity leave so they'll probably not make them a couple until she comes back - unfortunately.
    Yes they were nice scenes
    Sorry Jack, she brought it on herself. Perhaps if she's come back more contrite and apologetic she might have stood a better chance of keeping her family together but coming back the way she did was always going to get their backs up.
    Exactly
    And I presume that that house is in both Pollard's names? If so Eric can't chuck her out or change the locks like that and if they have truly split up it'll either have to be sold or Eric will have to buy her out.
    Bollard will soon wake up to the financial implications:eek: and do a U turn
  • agatha_crispiesagatha_crispies Posts: 31,321
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    Gulftastic wrote: »
    God, I've always HATED this Everything But The Girl track.

    Was it "I Don't Want To Talk About It"? Never liked that. Their own stuff is so much better than their covers, except for "Baby The Stars Shine Bright".
    Pickpuss wrote: »
    Thank you so much for the lovely thread JD, I have been looking forward to it all day and you have now brightened up my evening with your witty title and synopsis

    Brilliant title JD :)
    I'll have to disagree and say that's a big pile of steaming cack.....

    I hate that record too. "Make Me Smile" makes me bork.
    polystyrene was dresadful really

    :mad:
    maltshovel wrote: »
    Poor brendeh

    I love her now. She was so heartfelt and believable tonight. Like SULLA, I think her heart will be broken by Pollard and that dreadful woman though.
    Gulftastic wrote: »
    Set the stupid cow straight, Eric.

    He did. He was great tonight. In fact, tonight's episode was a bit of a stormer. Why can't it be like this more often?
    chrisdebag wrote: »
    I would adopt Noah

    Then strangle him

    I would adopt Noah and send him to a large boarding school for crazy children
    Pickpuss wrote: »
    And now it's snoggage

    Does Xynaria take every Friday off now? Does he have a regular lady friend who covers herself in mayonnaise?
    maltshovel wrote: »
    I was looking forward to Val coming back! How shtoopid was that??

    Val :mad:
    Gulftastic wrote: »
    I got my hair cut like Durvid's today.

    There the likeness stops, I'm afraid...

    I'd still let you do me.
    Mrs_Stig24 wrote: »
    "I'll need my toothbrush."

    Brenda was funny!

    And sweet. What a nice transformation from the dozy cow who made crap lattés.
    Oldnjaded wrote: »
    He posted just after you made your thread, then disappeared

    You are all blind I've been reading all MrB's posts and he's been here all night
    Gulftastic wrote: »
    Ha ha ha, Boots are right. We men are all idiots!

    Speak for yourself, buffoon boy
    Pickpuss wrote: »
    Has Aggie Aggie Aggie definitely left us now

    Yes this is a special MQ that I am delivering while completely naked
    John Dough wrote: »
    The North eh?

    He's probably having his final fitting for his Royal costume for t'Jubilee.

    I'm going as Prince Albert
    silentNate wrote: »
    Noah Sharma sounds ridiculous!

    Charidee Sharma is even worse
    mrbernay wrote: »
    NSTD initials sound very iffy

    HAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!
    Gulftastic wrote: »
    Brenda should be flicking the V's at Val behind Eric's back.

    You're a giggle and no mistake :D
    John Dough wrote: »
    Is Val gonna squat?

    I read that as "squirt"
    Well Val you deserved that, now go away again please

    Val :mad:
    I hope Bollard stays with Brendeh, they're a good match, and though Brendeh is a bit thick, she's nicer than Val any day. Val should just bog off back to wherever she came from

    Val :mad:
    JackW wrote: »
    It's my 32nd birthday and I'm off our for a meal :cool::D:D

    i am making you a card JW check Twitter on Monday
    Gulftastic wrote: »
    I'm on an all day session in Manchester. I'll make one of them a toast to your health.

    I'll expect you around 4. Wear those jocks I like.
    Gulftastic wrote: »
    If you can find me in the Etihad....

    That dump. :rolleyes:
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    I would adopt Noah and send him to a large boarding school for crazy children

    For someone with Jai's money it would be logical for Noah to be sent to a boarding school.
  • John DoughJohn Dough Posts: 146,571
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    mrbernay wrote: »
    Jewels, I bet you are happy that ITV1 and ITV4 are giving over a whole Sunday's programming to the middle Sunday of the French Open.....

    They will quite rightly get a lot of criticism for showing such minority rubbish, the BBC's blanket coverage of Wimbledon is bad enough.:mad::sleep:
  • lotty27lotty27 Posts: 17,858
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    Gulftastic wrote: »
    Ey! Congrats, Lotty!

    I'm on an all day session in Manchester. I'll make one of them a toast to your health.
    mrbernay wrote: »
    HB2U, Lotteh - my Mum was a Gemini - lovely people :)
    Jewels501 wrote: »
    I forgot to greet you Lotty - I'm a bit fickle like that - you're gone for 5 minutes and it's "who?":D

    I bet it's going to get messy with the Pollards what with them co-owning the B&B together. I hope we're not in for loads of "comedy" scenes around that basis.:rolleyes:

    Happy birthday for Sunday - you don't look a day over 21.
    JackW wrote: »
    Happy Birthday for sunday Lotty!! :)
    Oldnjaded wrote: »
    All the best people are lovely Geminis. Happy Birthday, Lotteh.:)

    (Did I mention that mine is 4 June?) :o:D

    Cheers everyone, you're very kind. I have decided from here on I'm going to celebrate my birthday but not get any older :D:

    So that's 21 again then :cool:

    (Yes, that makes me younger than my oldest and a year older than my youngest but let's not quibble! :D)
  • xynariaxynaria Posts: 24,309
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    Got ever so slightly waylaid by the alcohol monster (hic) so viewing was ever so slightly tardy....but you get my first MQ innit......
    Pickpuss wrote: »
    1) Why are you using Xynaria's keyboard with the dodgy 'r' key
    Sacwelidge...sacwelidge I tell you !!!:p
    Oldnjaded wrote: »
    1. xynaria said I could
    LOL hmmmpf :mad:
    Pickpuss wrote: »
    Fairy muff
    :eek:
    maltshovel wrote: »
    Poor brendeh
    What's poor about being a sexual fantasy huh???
    Mrs_Stig24 wrote: »
    Someone needs to put Val in her place!
    So you're volunteering to stand on her for etenity
    John Dough wrote: »
    Wtf is Val wearing?
    Who cares it's well sexy and then some
    Cuishla wrote: »
    Could they not just share Eric
    there's a lot to go round but girl things get funny about such practical solutions

    Why does no one mention Charity looks pwegnant??....I believe I'm harping on about this!!
    wuffles wrote: »
    Can Chas see where she's going with that fringe?
    Chasmeron get it on bang a gong get it on!!!
    maltshovel wrote: »
    I was looking forward to Val coming back! How stoopid was that??
    Not stupid at all ..she's sex on a stick after all.....

    It's hard not to lurve AWP if you have a fetish for bicycle pumps.........

    David is so pining for Ashley...............................

    Eric is so busy discovering backbones are things other people have while Bwenda finds her font of lubrication has ever so slightly dried up........

    Nice top Katie..Shegar is not at all jealous
    maltshovel wrote: »
    Nice one Bollard!!!
    Indeed !
    Jewels501 wrote: »
    Wise choice Eric - good man. And I don't even like Brenda.....
    Quite!!!
    Cuishla wrote: »
    How long before he sleeps with Nicola?
    I hope you passed the interview for the writing team.......
    Jewels501 wrote: »
    We always hang in a Buffalo Stance!
    Steady Luke ..steady :D


    Chas is looking well shaggable innit :D..I use the term loosely
    Pickpuss wrote: »
    Has Aggie Aggie Aggie definitely left us now :confused:

    No he's just teasing whilst all the while pleasuring himself with badgers still........

    Why does Charity look pwegnant??? ..have I mentioned this ???
    Gulftastic wrote: »
    Ha ha ha, Boots are right. We men are all idiots!
    Aren't you supposed to be telling us things we don't already know ?
    silentNate wrote: »
    Debbeh and 'sexy' shouldn't be in the same sentence
    They should be but it's easy to see why they never are........
    Mrs_Stig24 wrote: »
    David is so clueless :p
    Indeed! He so wants Ashley it beggars belief!!!
    Pickpuss wrote: »
    Has David not had any since t'days of 'me dress' :o
    Possibly not but just think how much man juice he's saved up in the process Luke :eek:
    rhumble wrote: »
    David is a complete dumbo innit
    ammended by tech resources.....
    John Dough wrote: »
    Is Val gonna squat?:eek:
    Only when she's having sex apparently.........Adam beware......... be very beware !!!!

    Val..you just would innit...even if you was Agatha...and if you was Pussy woman...well.................
  • xynariaxynaria Posts: 24,309
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    Does Xynaria take every Friday off now? Does he have a regular lady friend who covers herself in mayonnaise?
    You will never believe how much I was 'touched' by that comment...neither will my 'fwiend':D :D;)
  • xynariaxynaria Posts: 24,309
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    I read that as "squirt"

    You would...but then anatomy was never your strong point innit :D;)
  • norbitonitenorbitonite Posts: 8,676
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    mrbernay wrote: »
    HB2U, Lotteh - my Mum was a Gemini - lovely people :)

    Lots of lovely Geminis round these parts. Lotteh on Sunday, Jackeh on Monday (HB2U both), Jaded on 4th June, and me on 3rd!

    Geminis rock!
  • kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    wuffles wrote: »
    How many months pregnant is Dobbeh?

    About 20, she is really an elephant:)
  • kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    Cuishla wrote: »
    If Noah becomes a Sharma, is that the last Tate gone from the village :(

    No both Chris and Frank Tate are haunting the graveyard.
  • kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    Blimey this page went MQ crazy, all good though.

    Just a few quick points since I don't have much time. Its not like anyone is going to read this anyway.

    I Gordon is a moron could someone write a song about the Gormless Moron cause Ashley is more or less Jilted John.

    Dave really is very thick isn;t he, don't think alicia is ever going to get anywhere.

    Did we ever find out what Amy is so sheepish about, she seemed to think she had done something wrong but we never saw what it was.

    Fly away Val and don't look back.
  • Rita's KabinRita's Kabin Posts: 36,437
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    kwynne42 wrote: »

    Fly away Val and don't look back.

    I like Val. As much as she is bit of a monster at time she's very similar to the good Dr. Vivienne.

    Both led their respective men a bit of a dance and wore the trousers in their relationship.

    But both, without doubt, are more interesting to watch the the frankly rather dull Brenda.
  • Melephunk2010Melephunk2010 Posts: 38,383
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    Fell asleep before the episode even started last night...did I miss anything exciting? Oh no, wait, cvourse I didn't it's Emmerdale.....;)

    Anyways...My team for June is:

    Team Name: AdamLogic

    Megan - Captain
    Val
    Alicia
    Robbie
    David
    Eric
    Gennie
    Nikhil
    Brenda
    Chas
    Nicola
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