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100 % Alleged Showbiz Industry Hints & Saucy Secrets (merged) (Part 3)

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 102
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    I can't figure out the couple can u help please?

    He was in too deep and she said I don't like your girlfriend.
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    minxymoominxymoo Posts: 26,265
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    hilo wrote: »
    He was in too deep and she said I don't like your girlfriend.

    its the sk8er girl and husband..sum husband he is.;)
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    mintchocchipmintchocchip Posts: 16,086
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    Thank you guys I got it :)
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    mrsmetropolismrsmetropolis Posts: 1,787
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    Yes, its largely considered to be a hoax, but ex staff on HIGNFY have confirmed it happened.

    If you read it, it definitely sounds genuine. You can "hear" Paul Merton and JS in the exchanges.

    http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

    This transcript was believed to be genuine by many including some newspapers but was supposed to from by a comedy website and later seen as a well put together fake from around 2000, I believe. One suspected writer was alleged to be from the 'Brass Eye' team.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2000/jul/21/internetnews.theguardian


    http://downlode.org/Etext/hignfy_fake.html
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,997
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    minxymoo wrote: »
    Is their marriage a bit WIBLEY right now?;)

    The 3rd party is more of a US it child, not well known over here, had a very rich oil drilling granddaddy.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 25
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    Yes he is - bless him. I think he's gorgeous. :) Am I the only woman who got turned on by him saying "Shall I be the cat?" :o

    oh god I hope so lol!!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 102
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    Kolakube wrote: »
    The 3rd party is more of a US it child, not well known over here, had a very rich oil drilling granddaddy.

    The bloke infamously who called some other famous dripper 'firecrotch', yeah we know.
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    plymeverton1878plymeverton1878 Posts: 697
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    This transcript was believed to be genuine by many including some newspapers but was supposed to from by a comedy website and later seen as a well put together fake from around 2000, I believe. One suspected writer was alleged to be from the 'Brass Eye' team.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2000/jul/21/internetnews.theguardian


    http://downlode.org/Etext/hignfy_fake.html

    Yeah, transcript first appeared on cookd and bombd first of all, a chris morris fan site.

    But like i say, even though it has been denounced as a hoax, staff members have said it happened.
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    tartan18tartan18 Posts: 2,249
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    Yes he is - bless him. I think he's gorgeous. :) Am I the only woman who got turned on by him saying "Shall I be the cat?" :o

    I would think so:eek:
    minxymoo wrote: »
    YES!!!:eek::eek::eek:
    now i can fancy the little ice Dancer without being embarrassed eh Alfie?:)

    Wouldn't go that far minxy:D:D maybe a little less embarrassed:)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,660
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    What I said about it "being just a laugh" was just concerned with speculating, not about the allegations at all. The allegations are very serious and i appreciate that.

    I dont know if anyone remembers Reverend_Goatboy from the popbitch messageboard. Legend, used to reveal loads of gossip all the time. Before he died, he said he had a story on JS but couldnt post it because of legal issues.

    I remember him! :D

    He was great.

    I always wanted to hear his JS story.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,842
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    I remember him too. That place hasn't been the same since he passed on. The actual gossip content on there now is minimal to non-existant.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,006
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    This transcript was believed to be genuine by many including some newspapers but was supposed to from by a comedy website and later seen as a well put together fake from around 2000, I believe. One suspected writer was alleged to be from the 'Brass Eye' team.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2000/jul/21/internetnews.theguardian


    http://downlode.org/Etext/hignfy_fake.html

    I can't quite get over all this Fixer content.

    Regarding this transcript, one would think the story would have been leaked into the mainstream somehow.

    But everything about it rings true, they have PM's and IH's idioms off to a tee...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,006
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    I did a bit of searching for this Fixer/HIGNFY scandal and managed to find this article from the Evening Standard:

    "From "In The Air", "Media" section, p55, London Evening Standard, 19 July
    2000:

    'A sensational transcript of "out-takes" from a classic Have I Got News For
    You show has just been posted on the net, generating much excitement among
    the programme's fans. Supposedly, the script contains unscreened extracts from the episdoe last year in which Sir J S made a guest appearance - and almost a guest walk-out. It has the ring of authenticity. Scatalogical, defamatory and hilarious, it is devoted largely to a blisteringly rude dialogue between P M and S on the subject of under-age sex. Sad to report, however, that the transcript is a clever fake. "It's bogus", declares regular panellist I H. "I read it in
    disbelief. They've copied out the stuff that did go in, and put a whole load of made-up stuff in the middle. It's quite cunningly done, I must say. I'm fascinated by who could have written it." Any hunt for the hoaxer should look for an enemy of both Sir J and M, neither of whom come
    out well. That should narrow it down to a mere few million.'"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,006
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    On the same site,

    Back in 92 there was a US teenage pop duo called Kriss Kross, who would wear their trousers back to front.

    I was present when Rob Newman told a large hall full of people that they looked like "they've just made a quick exit from 'The Fixer's' dressing room".
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,328
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    I'm a bit confused re "the fixer". Is that JS and why is he called "the fixer"?
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    ladybelladybel Posts: 380
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    do you not remember the name of his famous telly show?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12
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    I'm a bit confused re "the fixer". Is that JS and why is he called "the fixer"?

    Because in the 70's & 80's he used to 'fix it' for grateful kids. <shudder>
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    Sweet FASweet FA Posts: 10,926
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    Vivadiva wrote: »
    On the same site,

    Back in 92 there was a US teenage pop duo called Kriss Kross, who would wear their trousers back to front.

    I was present when Rob Newman told a large hall full of people that they looked like "they've just made a quick exit from 'The Fixer's' dressing room".

    That doesn't make a lot of sense since he's allegedly into little girls...
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    gv6lgv6l Posts: 604
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    Vivadiva wrote: »
    On the same site,

    Back in 92 there was a US teenage pop duo called Kriss Kross, who would wear their trousers back to front.

    I was present when Rob Newman told a large hall full of people that they looked like "they've just made a quick exit from 'The Fixer's' dressing room".

    Would anyone in USA know who he (The Fixer being JS) was then or now?
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    Brummie Girl Brummie Girl Posts: 22,700
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    gv6l wrote: »
    Would anyone in USA know who he (The Fixer being JS) was then or now?

    I pressumed it happened in the UK as Rob Newman is a UK Comedian who was part of the duo Newman and Baddiel and they were both members of The Mary Whitehouse Experience in the early 90s. I don't think it happened in the States.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,248
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    JS obviously knows too much about certain things and certain people, thats why he's able to lord around and brag about his disgusting behaviour :mad: i hope he rots in hell with satans minions doing to him what he's done to others whether they be boy or girl :mad:

    now can we PLEASE change the subject off this vile piece of sputum that hangs off satans @rse :mad:

    (sorry i cant call JS a person or a creature cos thats insulting to people and creatures :( )
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 126
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    Okay, lets lighten things up in here a bit....

    Anyone know any knob jokes?? :D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,006
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    Okay, lets lighten things up in here a bit....

    Anyone know any knob jokes?? :D:D:D

    A certain big-lipped rockstar used to have bees sting his todger to make it bigger. Allegedly.
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    minxymoominxymoo Posts: 26,265
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    Vivadiva wrote: »
    A certain big-lipped rockstar used to have bees sting his todger to make it bigger. Allegedly.

    Are you taking the MICK?:rolleyes::eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,248
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    the one whos partial to mars bars? :rolleyes:
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