Wait, are Ste and John-Paul ACTUALLY going to get married? Surely not??
And if so, does this disaster happen at their wedding? So Ste's second wedding (in his 23 or something years of being alive) leads to another huge disaster, same as the first?
The town should all get together and assassinate him... he's clearly cursed.
Patrick (Attempted murder by Sienna)
Tegan (Lift accident)
Ziggy (Lift accident)
Phoebe (Jumps in quarry to rescue Carmel/Sonny)
Carmel (In Car that goes into river)
Sonny (As above)
Kathleen Angel (As above)
Freddie (Shot)
Esther (Shot)
Big Bob (Shot)
Lindsay (Shot)
Robbie (KIlled by Jasons punch)
Jason (Killed by Robbies punch)
Mercy (Train)
Myra (Train)
JP (Train)
Thersea (Train)
Phoebe (Train)
Carmel (Train)
Sonny (Killed by McQueens/Sabotages Train)
Nancy (In one shot/Surprise death/Revenge of Finn0
Finn (KIlled by Nancy/JP)
I hate Porsche already.
Celine is beautiful.
Holly and Robbie - yawn.
More Cameron / Leela / Ziggy crap.
Tony's doing a dance wearing a ribbon, does he win this pointless pie thingy?
Sienna runs over Patrick?
Ziggy is in the lift with Tegan, hopefully he's off.
By the lake, Phoebe jumps in, Myra and Cindy are there too.
Robbie and Jason have a fight
The shoe on the train track... I think it may be Carmel's.
I'm thinking Phoebe is probably going to die or possibly Nana too. If there's a McQueen stunt and they need cannon fodder it's them 2. Can't see Carmel or Mercedes dying.
Train crash ay!? I am guessing that Carmel is the only McQueen at risk of death (maybe Phoebe). No chance they'd kill Mercedes unless of course Myra is only back to die but I'm thinking that the guests will be impacted more.
Looks like yet another load of death coming up. I wouldn't be surprised to see Tegan go seeing as she's a bit of a spare part and they seem to want to make a family unit of Leela, Cameron and Peri.
Maybe even JP will die as a surprise exit leading to the girls exits. They do love Ste to be in misery. I'll be really pissed off Finn gets off only to end up dead. It looks like Ziggy is getting framed for Sam and Danny's murder. Of course. Even though loads of stuff looks like it's going on this just hasn't got my interest.
If last year's blast is anything to go on then Hollyoaks have completely lost their flare for stunts. What we'll get will make the crashes in Thomas the Tank Engine look like something in a Hollywood blockbuster.
I hate Porsche already.
Celine is beautiful.
Holly and Robbie - yawn.
More Cameron / Leela / Ziggy crap.
Tony's doing a dance wearing a ribbon, does he win this pointless pie thingy?
Sienna runs over Patrick?
Ziggy is in the lift with Tegan, hopefully he's off.
By the lake, Phoebe jumps in, Myra and Cindy are there too.
Robbie and Jason have a fight
The shoe on the train track... I think it may be Carmel's.
Totally agree with this one. Why does she speak with two accents? She also looks like a wannabe Mitzeee
No ste hasn't actually answered yet but I think he will say no
I hope so. You would imagine so. Realistically you'd expect Ste to experience reservation about getting hitched so soon after husband-Doug is dead, and since 'love-of-life' Brendan is actually still alive. Might make the guy hesitate at least.
But if Hollyoaks is in the same daft state as when I last watched it, they won't expect us to remember any of that. They have defied belief too many times before.
If last year's blast is anything to go on then Hollyoaks have completely lost their flare for stunts. What we'll get will make the crashes in Thomas the Tank Engine look like something in a Hollywood blockbuster.
Have to disagree there. I thought the Blast was done brilliant and was a very stylish and expensive looking stunt with just enough carnage mixed with a bit of humour (flying washing machine anyone?)
Totally agree with this one. Why does she speak with two accents? She also looks like a wannabe Mitzeee
Exactly. All the bad bits of Mitzeee and Mercedes with none of the charms. I know she's not been on screen yet, but her name, description and demeanour just indicates that she's a poor replacement for the both of them.
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No I really don't want Patrick to die that's just a cop out, he needs to suffer in prison and face up to the consequences
And if so, does this disaster happen at their wedding? So Ste's second wedding (in his 23 or something years of being alive) leads to another huge disaster, same as the first?
The town should all get together and assassinate him... he's clearly cursed.
Oh that's ok then.
I haven't watched in a while... has Ste actually said yes to John-Paul?
I know! and Tom as well
Of course they could. Its Hollyoaks
Let's hope they put more effort into it than the Lomax car crash!
Are there any survivors among the people that Ste has loved?? When was the last time he attended an event and people didn't die or get shot down??
No ste hasn't actually answered yet but I think he will say no
Patrick (Attempted murder by Sienna)
Tegan (Lift accident)
Ziggy (Lift accident)
Phoebe (Jumps in quarry to rescue Carmel/Sonny)
Carmel (In Car that goes into river)
Sonny (As above)
Kathleen Angel (As above)
Freddie (Shot)
Esther (Shot)
Big Bob (Shot)
Lindsay (Shot)
Robbie (KIlled by Jasons punch)
Jason (Killed by Robbies punch)
Mercy (Train)
Myra (Train)
JP (Train)
Thersea (Train)
Phoebe (Train)
Carmel (Train)
Sonny (Killed by McQueens/Sabotages Train)
Nancy (In one shot/Surprise death/Revenge of Finn0
Finn (KIlled by Nancy/JP)
I hate Porsche already.
Celine is beautiful.
Holly and Robbie - yawn.
More Cameron / Leela / Ziggy crap.
Tony's doing a dance wearing a ribbon, does he win this pointless pie thingy?
Sienna runs over Patrick?
Ziggy is in the lift with Tegan, hopefully he's off.
By the lake, Phoebe jumps in, Myra and Cindy are there too.
Robbie and Jason have a fight
The shoe on the train track... I think it may be Carmel's.
Should I have used spoiler tags??
Looks like yet another load of death coming up. I wouldn't be surprised to see Tegan go seeing as she's a bit of a spare part and they seem to want to make a family unit of Leela, Cameron and Peri.
Maybe even JP will die as a surprise exit leading to the girls exits. They do love Ste to be in misery. I'll be really pissed off Finn gets off only to end up dead. It looks like Ziggy is getting framed for Sam and Danny's murder. Of course. Even though loads of stuff looks like it's going on this just hasn't got my interest.
She, well, a NuQueen at least, i remember a press release saying one of the newbies was getting married hence why they arrive
If last year's blast is anything to go on then Hollyoaks have completely lost their flare for stunts. What we'll get will make the crashes in Thomas the Tank Engine look like something in a Hollywood blockbuster.
Totally agree with this one. Why does she speak with two accents? She also looks like a wannabe Mitzeee
Sorry. I think it looks crap. Just my opinion.
I hope so. You would imagine so. Realistically you'd expect Ste to experience reservation about getting hitched so soon after husband-Doug is dead, and since 'love-of-life' Brendan is actually still alive. Might make the guy hesitate at least.
But if Hollyoaks is in the same daft state as when I last watched it, they won't expect us to remember any of that. They have defied belief too many times before.
Have to disagree there. I thought the Blast was done brilliant and was a very stylish and expensive looking stunt with just enough carnage mixed with a bit of humour (flying washing machine anyone?)
Exactly. All the bad bits of Mitzeee and Mercedes with none of the charms. I know she's not been on screen yet, but her name, description and demeanour just indicates that she's a poor replacement for the both of them.