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    m4rk1m4rk1 Posts: 4,084
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    "Do you like a drink?" = Anything around ten pints
    "Do you like a good drink?" = Legless
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    Abbasolutely 40Abbasolutely 40 Posts: 15,589
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    *Men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings
    *Shamrock
    *Toothless simpletons
    *Leprechauns
    *Horses running through council estates
    *Eyebrows on the cheeks

    The Leprechauns like to eat Trolls ....:rolleyes:
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    TheMagic8ballTheMagic8ball Posts: 3,432
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    The Leprechauns like to eat Trolls ....:rolleyes:

    :sleep: Please read the rest of the thread before you post

    And a hearty :rolleyes: to you too.
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    Abbasolutely 40Abbasolutely 40 Posts: 15,589
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    :sleep: Please read the rest of the thread before you post

    And a hearty :rolleyes: to you too.

    Maybe if you explained your self in the first post and why you had written it people woudnt jump on it .
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    TheMagic8ballTheMagic8ball Posts: 3,432
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    Maybe if you explained your self in the first post and why you had written it people woudnt jump on it .

    Or then again...maybe you could read the few posts between mine and the last one.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,368
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    Ireland: the only place where -

    Rihanna is told to cover up in a corn field by a farmer! WHAT!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    Dombo wrote: »
    Ireland: the only place where -

    Rihanna is told to cover up in a corn field by a farmer! WHAT!

    Too right, most other places the farmer would have wipped out his phone, snapped a few pics and flogged them to the tabloids...profit.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,368
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    Too right, most other places the farmer would have wipped out his phone, snapped a few pics and flogged them to the tabloids...profit.


    pretty sure it might not have been only his phone other farmers would have whipped out! :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,685
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    This made me laugh, and most of it is actually very true. I never call crisps "Taytos" though and I don't recall ever being afraid of the wooden spoon :eek::confused:. In Dublin, people usually say "Ma" instead of "Mammy", especially on the north side. "Ma, will ya come he-yar for a minihh" (minute). People often refer to mams as "yer aul one"

    "Here you, will ya meet me mate" - common phrase among teenagers.

    Anything that's even slightly ridiculous can be described as "a load of bollox".

    People's girlfriends are often reffered to as "birds" or "moths" :
    "Is that yer bird?" .. "I'm headin' into town with me moth tonight so I am".

    :D Some of that might only apply to the younger generation though, I'm not too sure. Sure I'm only a wee lad myself ;)
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    Pablo DiabloPablo Diablo Posts: 5,892
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    curlypubes wrote: »
    This made me laugh, and most of it is actually very true. I never call crisps "Taytos" though and I don't recall ever being afraid of the wooden spoon :eek::confused:. In Dublin, people usually say "Ma" instead of "Mammy", especially on the north side. "Ma, will ya come he-yar for a minihh" (minute). People often refer to mams as "yer aul one"

    "Here you, will ya meet me mate" - common phrase among teenagers.

    Anything that's even slightly ridiculous can be described as "a load of bollox".

    People's girlfriends are often reffered to as "birds" or "moths" :
    "Is that yer bird?" .. "I'm headin' into town with me moth tonight so I am".

    :D Some of that might only apply to the younger generation though, I'm not too sure. Sure I'm only a wee lad myself ;)

    I now see where most Scouse expressions come from :D
    I always wondered why no one outside Liverpool understood the second meaning of 'meeting' :p
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    I now see where most Scouse expressions come from :D
    I always wondered why no one outside Liverpool understood the second meaning of 'meeting' :p

    They use meeting in parts of Yorkshire too, often shortened to a meet. Means anything from a walk with someone to a kiss, grope to full nookie. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,970
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    Things are "savage" over here in Ireland and the first time someone described someone as a "gas man" I wondered what their job had to do with anything!
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    RAINBOWGIRL22RAINBOWGIRL22 Posts: 24,459
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    I know this is meant to be a ligth-hearted thread BUT my OH often points out things in the mainstream newspaper taking the pi55 out of the Irish.

    He is only semi serious when he points them out, however he does have a point. It's as though the Irish are the last ethnic group you can poke fun at. Why is this OK though? :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,970
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    EleKtro wrote: »
    There is nothing funny about alcoholism
    I know this is meant to be a ligth-hearted thread BUT my OH often points out things in the mainstream newspaper taking the pi55 out of the Irish.

    He is only semi serious when he points them out, however he does have a point. It's as though the Irish are the last ethnic group you can poke fun at. Why is this OK though? :eek:

    It bugs me when people say things about the Irish in a derogatory way but seriously a lot of those are funny because they are true (not joking!)
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    Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    Having my own lovely Mayo Mammy this thread brings loads of memories, and we were all deadly scared of the wooden spoon :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,274
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    Things are "savage" over here in Ireland and the first time someone described someone as a "gas man" I wondered what their job had to do with anything!

    They're 'only brutal' in Dublin.
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    Margo ChanningMargo Channing Posts: 5,240
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    Does anyone here remember the horror of Irelands premier shows such as 'fair city' or 'upwardly mobile' ?

    *shudder*
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,274
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    Fair City is still running and very popular.
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    LaChatteGitaneLaChatteGitane Posts: 4,184
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    "at all, at all" :cool:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,274
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    'not at all' - meaning 'no trouble' when someone thanks you for doing something for them.
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    Margo ChanningMargo Channing Posts: 5,240
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    Fair City is still running and very popular.

    Jesus Christ with who? the deaf, dumb & blind?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,274
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    Jesus Christ with who? the deaf, dumb & blind?

    Nope. I can't stand it myself and think the acting is 'only brutal' but lots of people who I would consider to normally have good taste watch it. :confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 118
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    I've not spent much time round the Northside of Dublin so is Sheila Chic accurate in screeching "Scarleh for yer ma" around the place? Never heard it outside Katherine Lynch's shows.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,679
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    I know this is meant to be a ligth-hearted thread BUT my OH often points out things in the mainstream newspaper taking the pi55 out of the Irish.

    He is only semi serious when he points them out, however he does have a point. It's as though the Irish are the last ethnic group you can poke fun at. Why is this OK though? :eek:

    Because the irish like a bit of craic and can have a laugh at themselves!
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    KellerKeller Posts: 5,970
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    I don't know if it's just an Irish saying but 'Thanks a million' is used a lot but what is Irish is how it's often compressed into one word so sounds like 'Tanksamillion' and you are guaranteed to hear it from cabin crew when getting off an Aer Lingus flight.
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