Funniest name for a human you've ever heard

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  • sofieellissofieellis Posts: 10,327
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    Fanny Staines :D - noticed the name when transcribing censuses. Thankfully, it wouldn't have had the same meanings in the 1850s.
  • mrsmoosemrsmoose Posts: 2,090
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    sofieellis wrote: »
    Fanny Staines :D - noticed the name when transcribing censuses. Thankfully, it wouldn't have had the same meanings in the 1850s.

    :D

    When we did our family tree my husband found someone called Fanny Burns:D Sounds painful:o
  • HogzillaHogzilla Posts: 24,116
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    From a gravestone I've seen, my fave is Wormley Spinks.

    Was watching Animal Planet the other day one of those American animal rescue shows, and one of the blokes being filmed was called Randy Farmer. Which made me laugh cos I'm childish.
  • Renegade MasterRenegade Master Posts: 913
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    Hogzilla wrote: »
    From a gravestone I've seen, my fave is Wormley Spinks.

    Was watching Animal Planet the other day one of those American animal rescue shows, and one of the blokes being filmed was called Randy Farmer. Which made me laugh cos I'm childish.

    I noticed a gravestone of Arthur Onion
  • RowieboyRowieboy Posts: 1,446
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    I used to occasionally have to deal with a guy called Willie Dick!
    Also there was a local official with the surname Cockhead. Oh how we laughed!
  • Dizzy-GirlDizzy-Girl Posts: 161
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    dee123 wrote: »
    My brother has a best friend called Shawn Cody. As was pointed out to me, if only he spelled it Sean Cody.

    I must be thick because I don't get this, please explain :)
  • Nessun DormaNessun Dorma Posts: 12,846
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    sofieellis wrote: »
    Fanny Staines :D - noticed the name when transcribing censuses. Thankfully, it wouldn't have had the same meanings in the 1850s.

    I think that was probably some twit falsifying their census return.
  • rose-whrose-wh Posts: 1,403
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    Mr El Shito was a name on a co. Memo distribution list
  • BadLadAshBadLadAsh Posts: 28,407
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    There was a lad at school, with the last name 'Bate' and if he would of been addressed as 'Master' in a letter..... well I'll let you work it out. :O
  • haphashhaphash Posts: 21,448
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    I noticed an accountancy firm the other day called 'Crook and Son'. That made me laugh.
  • DamandaDamanda Posts: 34,208
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    I noticed a gravestone of Arthur Onion

    I used to do a job where I began by helping people to complete an application form, details, names and relationship to self

    I too had a Mr Onion, but he insisted that it was Mr O nyon pronounced like Orion. :D

    One day I asked Mr Brown if someone else lived with him. He said "yes"
    Me - Surname Him - "Brown",
    Me - First name - Him - "****" (I draw a breath),
    Me - Relationship to self -Him " best friend". (his dog) :(:cry::)

    Finally an elderly lady , recently widowed.
    Me - Surname -Her "Dickie"
    Me - First name - Her "Ophelia"

    Me - "okay, I just need a different pen".
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  • ninjazninjaz Posts: 85
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    haphash wrote: »
    I noticed an accountancy firm the other day called 'Crook and Son'. That made me laugh.

    :D put a smile on my face - reminds me of only fools and horses
  • EspressoEspresso Posts: 18,047
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    haphash wrote: »
    I noticed an accountancy firm the other day called 'Crook and Son'. That made me laugh.

    My accountant is called Mr Badman. He is a very exceedingly nice man indeed.

    I think if I was called Mr Badman, I'd do my damndest to be a right old baddie.:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,284
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    Espresso wrote: »
    My accountant is called Mr Badman. He is a very exceedingly nice man indeed.

    I think if I was called Mr Badman, I'd do my damndest to be a right old baddie.:D

    Two of the nicest people I've met (unrelated) both had the surname "Outlaw." I used to go to school with a kid called Craig Smelly.
  • SuperAPJSuperAPJ Posts: 10,402
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    Rowieboy wrote: »
    there was a local official with the surname Cockhead.

    Funny! Did he insist that it was pronounced differently to its spelling?
    Damanda wrote: »
    I too had a Mr Onion, but he insisted that it was Mr O nyon pronounced like Orion. :D

    I've encountered that before.
  • Fibromite59Fibromite59 Posts: 22,518
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    I always remember seeing an estate agents once called "Doolittle and Dally". I don't think i would have used them.
  • d0lphind0lphin Posts: 25,327
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    Check out this thread in the politics forum!

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1734222
  • workhorseworkhorse Posts: 2,836
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    Dinea .their surname was drain.(as in down a drain)
  • kimotagkimotag Posts: 11,064
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    An old friend of mine knew someone called Uzi Penis!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 166
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    Depressed cupboard cheese cake.

    There was this paralegal named f*cky...I asked when I called how to spell it just to make sure I was hearing her right and indeed it was f*cky. It's also pronounced exactly how you'd think.
  • Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    I've just learned that, the president of the Queen's Bench Division is called Sir John Thomas.

    Poor bloke. :o
  • Hassaan13Hassaan13 Posts: 41,960
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    A few more I can add.

    Dick Tingeler :D

    Gaye Males :D

    Chew Kok :eek: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-names-0.jpg?w=500&h=377
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,064
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    I really felt sorry for the social worker who cam into the office one morning having lost afolder of one of her clients, she called accrross the room "anyone seen the 'pedo' file'.

    say it out-lour if it dossn't seem funny at first
  • Hassaan13Hassaan13 Posts: 41,960
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    Saw a guy called Peter Files on the BBC News today.

    Kunnt Schniffer :eek::D
  • Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,305
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    Gugliel-Mucci, I thought to be an amusing surname, when I read it as the name of someone else at my old school.
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