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Oh shut UP about your boring baby
Gaditano
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Expecting to be jumped on for this, but I need to vent! My niece-in-law (why don't we have a word for that!?) gave birth to her first baby back in the spring. The baby is healthy and happy and well-loved and all of that is great. Both parents are caring and loving and devoted. Also great. I genuinely wish all of them all the best.
But: oh god they don't ever want to talk about anything but the bloody baby. Every crinkle of his little mouth, how many hours he sleeps in each of his naps, what he ate today, yesterday, last Thursday, next Tuesday....... They must post eighty photos a day on Facebook - here he is holding a biscuit, here he is two seconds later having moved the biscuit half a centimetre.....
And of course it's coming up to Christmas. So we have to hear how they took him to see Santa (which I reckon must have confused the hell out of the tiny infant), how many gazillions of presents they have bought him, **the Christmas card he sent Mummy and Daddy**. He is EIGHT MONTHS OLD so I doubt if he WENT AND BOUGHT A STAMP.
Sorry. I feel better now. No I don't have kids of my own. Feel free to attack me!
But: oh god they don't ever want to talk about anything but the bloody baby. Every crinkle of his little mouth, how many hours he sleeps in each of his naps, what he ate today, yesterday, last Thursday, next Tuesday....... They must post eighty photos a day on Facebook - here he is holding a biscuit, here he is two seconds later having moved the biscuit half a centimetre.....
And of course it's coming up to Christmas. So we have to hear how they took him to see Santa (which I reckon must have confused the hell out of the tiny infant), how many gazillions of presents they have bought him, **the Christmas card he sent Mummy and Daddy**. He is EIGHT MONTHS OLD so I doubt if he WENT AND BOUGHT A STAMP.
Sorry. I feel better now. No I don't have kids of my own. Feel free to attack me!
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So I can understand why people talk about them loads when they consume a great deal of time when they're little. Oh and the whole wonderful feeling of bringing new life into the world.
Jeez, I talk about my cat a lot I dread to think what I'd be like with a new baby.
As for their boring conversation, it depends how fond of them you are. If not very, just try not to get into conversation with them. If you are, just grit your teeth and wait for them to re-join the human race: they will be glad of some proper adult conversation pretty soon.
That's what I'm hoping. They are a sweet couple, but they have been taken by aliens to Planet Baby!
At the very least.
Shove your baby updates
http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/
It's amazingly funny, if you hate baby bores.
Amazingly funny?
I'd rather read boring baby statuses than that crap.
So you can either grin and bear it for at least two more years, or quietly remove them from your friends list (or whatever you call it).
Oh well, each to his/her own. You thinking it's crap doesn't actually make it crap.
That's new to me but could be a lifeline.
Though TBF he's right
Well, he isn't if other people don't think it's crap. Humour's subjective, after all.
By the sound of things they'll probably make a plastercast of its 1st stool and display it somewhere prominent.
On the contrary... theres nothing worse than a baby bore.. theyre even worse than bridezillas... and I am a mother but am aware nobody gives a shitt hearing about every nappy and bottle...
I know people who use Facebook and the likes as a blog to keep the world updated about their baby's every fart, informing those hardened enough to read it about the consitency of their bairn's last shit.
I'm all for being a proud parent and harping on about my little girl but some people take it too far.
Either way, why be FB friends with her if she annoys you so much? If you can't face de-friending her, just hide her on FB, so you don't have to see what she says on your feed. It's not difficut.
New parents are absorbed in their baby. It was ever thus and always will be. FB is just the latest means of sharing their enthusiasm. You cant change them, but you can change what you see about them.