The picture that apparently proves Hitler lived until 95
Nesta Robbins
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This picture is supposed to offer proof that Adolph Hitler lived until 95 with his Brazilian lover......
It could just as easily be Sheila and Terry in Benidorm!
It could just as easily be Sheila and Terry in Benidorm!
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Well with investigative journalism skills like that, I can't understand why anyone would doubt her claim. I photoshopped moustache on a grainy photo - what more proof do you need?
You couldn't make it up....
Oh hang on!
Shock, horror! Author makes ridiculous claim in order to sell book!
(Where's the rolling eyes emoticon when you really need it?)
I think there's more likelihood that Hitler has some children around the world.Even if he only had one ball,i reckon he could've managed to send off his spawn to the world.
He's living in an Antarctic batcave with his UFO fleet and cyborg army.
Pff. Amateurs.
My Athletes Foot went away in the end.And I wasn't even an athlete.:)
Yeah, you'd think he'd choose a different first name to better conceal his identity...
Pedro Hitler.
If this guy WAS Hitler, then his remains should be dug up for forensic and DNA analysis immediately, for he's a scientific and medical wonder...
...he seems miraculously to have grown his entire lower jaw back.
His dental bridgework and lower jaw are sitting in Moscow, and were removed from his "corpse" the day after it was found outside the Chancellery...so either "Cutinga" had a thing for shagging monsters with a face worse than anything a Holywood special effects lab could come up with - or it grew back.
Or it's all complete and absolute bollocks...
I know where MY £5 is - and it's not in a bookshop till.
Everbody knows he went back to his home planet.
Lol... Serious question... Why did they remove his dental bridgework and jaw... It seems like a terribly strange thing to grab.
Oh and the article, what a load of crap.
Unfortunately, Blaschke had fled in early April, and it was his assistant Kaethe Hausemann who identified the jaw and bridgework from memory and having to write down the details...you know, how a dental assistance used to write up written dental records as a dentist called them out? Anyway - Hitler's bridgework was unique - as everyone's is - and showed the constant repairs that Blaschke made to it over recent years, Hitler having TERRIBLE dental issues - very possibly WHY he was a veggie! He simply couldn't have handled meat...
Roll forward to 2003, and the FSB allowed the German forensic scientist Mark Benecke to examine the bridgework...which was given to him STILL in the same cigar box! Now, part of the identification problem in May 1945 was that all the dental x-rays of Adolf Hitler had disappeared ;-)....but the full cranial xrays taken in Spetember 1994 when he had complained of migraines following his recuperation from the July '44 bomb attack still exist in the German state archives...and the bridgework in THOSE xrays, complete with some VERY unique alterations Blaschke had to make when he had to cut into the jaw to excise periodontal disease. The bridgework was DEFINITELY Hitler's, and thus the jawbone it was fitted to when taken to Kaethe Hausemann in May 1945 had to have been Hitler's too.
The SMERSH autopsy is very well-recorded in the former KGB archives and the file prepared for Stalin, both in 1945 and later in 1947-8 when he got paranoid and demanded the WHOLE investigation done over again from scratch! What today we'd call the "forensic trail" - the recorded passing of each item of forensic evidence from hand to hand - is complete, up to the arrival of the cigar box and its contents in Moscow. The rest of Hitler's and Eva bBaun's remains - having spent some years buried on a Soviet air base in Poland - had long since been exhumed, crushed and dumper in the Oder.
Wow, really thorough reply
(That's a good thing btw)
Nobody likes a show off.
Yes,my bollock question raises far more questions than answers.
Yes, if Albert was gay.
He was Bi.Like Bowie.:cool:
Yeah,i saw that in the film Downfall.I also saw a photo of the children.All laid out-dead.Terrible.