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Helen's bra - if anyone wants jumbo jungle jugs

http://www.bouxavenue.com/boux-leopard-print-ultra-boost-bra-brown-mix/100232-90cx

Meant to increase your boobs by two cup sizes. The cynic in me would suggest this was a trump card meant to give her more air time but it just made her look daft. There is no way she packed that thing not knowing it would make her chest look absolutely huge.

So if anyone fancies having some excessive boobage curves this is the bra for you.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,519
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    I reckon that if Eric bought one of those bras, he could give Helen a run for her money :D
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    stargazer61stargazer61 Posts: 70,937
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    Well found!

    Silly girl......trying to play the innocent!
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    JVSJVS Posts: 12,678
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    What is wrong with Hugo? That bra was great!
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    mrs.deschanelmrs.deschanel Posts: 3,545
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    I agree - Eric could have a mighty pair in one of those bras. His droopy moobs do need a bit of uplifting.
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    slappers r usslappers r us Posts: 56,131
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    Ashley was on to her with her 'Wonderbra'
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    stargazer61stargazer61 Posts: 70,937
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    Ashley was on to her with her 'Wonderbra'

    Ashley is quite an astute young woman......she does not miss much
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    ChoccyPeanutsChoccyPeanuts Posts: 5,268
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    Thing is, that was just one little thing that happened that day. The edits show Helen's bra to be a big event. It's funny how people seem to think that Helen is this calculating mastermind with a plan. :D
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    stargazer61stargazer61 Posts: 70,937
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    Thing is, that was just one little thing that happened that day. The edits show Helen's bra to be a big event. It's funny how people seem to think that Helen is this calculating mastermind with a plan. :D

    she was the one who played the 'innocent' in being surprised that her boobs looked big in the bra when,in buying the bra, must have known it was a booster bra. Plus she is the main female to strut around all day in a bikini,.......that is calculating.
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    BlueStreakBlueStreak Posts: 11,145
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    Why bother with the bra? Just keep eating LOL!

    :)
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    ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    She has nice tats :p
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    fogfog Posts: 1,281
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    helen was so transparent. and yet some were still fooled by her. embarrassing.
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    mrs.deschanelmrs.deschanel Posts: 3,545
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    she was the one who played the 'innocent' in being surprised that her boobs looked big in the bra when,in buying the bra, must have known it was a booster bra. Plus she is the main female to strut around all day in a bikini,.......that is calculating.

    So right. You don't act surprised that your norks could take someone's eye out when you've bought it knowing it's a two cup size booster bra. She's not that daft. In fact I don't think she's nearly as daft as she makes out - it's more like a persona. Not that she's an evil genius or a mastermind either. She just had a game plan.
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    TissyTissy Posts: 45,748
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    Liked the way she went into the hut - just to check out how she looked :rolleyes:

    Why couldn`t she have done that to check out her fake tan?
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    susie-4964susie-4964 Posts: 23,143
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    So right. You don't act surprised that your norks could take someone's eye out when you've bought it knowing it's a two cup size booster bra. She's not that daft. In fact I don't think she's nearly as daft as she makes out - it's more like a persona. Not that she's an evil genius or a mastermind either. She just had a game plan.

    Ah well, I suppose we all have to work with what we're given. In my case it's a brain the size of a planet, in Helen's it's a pair of massive boobs. :cool:
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    mrs.deschanelmrs.deschanel Posts: 3,545
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    I have medium sized boobs and a medium sized brain. Will have to do. I'd rather have little boobs and a mega brain though.
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    john176bramleyjohn176bramley Posts: 25,049
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    So it was Ashley's bra then.......
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    slappers r usslappers r us Posts: 56,131
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    Tissy wrote: »
    Liked the way she went into the hut - just to check out how she looked :rolleyes:

    Why couldn`t she have done that to check out her fake tan?
    Well if she had checked her tan it wouldnt have been so 'ditzy'

    would it?

    maybe she checked her tan just to make sure it was just this side of ridiculous
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    FM LoverFM Lover Posts: 50,841
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    "They go up a cup size after I've eaten"

    Yeah right, if that's the case the amount they've all been eating in there based on her trials then her's would be like two asprins on an ironing board
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    kaceyykaceyy Posts: 1,572
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    some sad bitter people on here lately.
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    FayecorgasmFayecorgasm Posts: 29,793
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    they only go up to a 34 dd so her boobs cant be that large after all
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    lightonmyfeetlightonmyfeet Posts: 1,767
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    So right. You don't act surprised that your norks could take someone's eye out when you've bought it knowing it's a two cup size booster bra. She's not that daft. In fact I don't think she's nearly as daft as she makes out - it's more like a persona. Not that she's an evil genius or a mastermind either. She just had a game plan.

    Spot on - imo! Helen does not strike me as the type of woman who shops in a hurry, does not try on and thinks clothes are just for covering you up.
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    StockingfillerStockingfiller Posts: 3,302
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    Boux - that's the underwear Ola Jordan models for. She looks amazing but I don't think she modelled the OTT leopardskin number.
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    ladydedlock77ladydedlock77 Posts: 1,473
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    I think I'll just eat two meals then hopefully my boobs will go up two sizes and save myself £26.
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